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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




TONIGHT 7:30 PM EDT -- FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY --

KERRI
EVELYN
MOTHERFUCKING
HARRIS,
THE DARK QUEEN OF MID-ATLANTIC SOCIALISM
THE SCOURGE OF DELAWARE LIBERALS
AND THE SLAYER OF CHUDS AND CENTRISTS ALIKE


DEBATES TOM "THE WIFE DESTROYER" CARPET


In a brutal, one on one match up, geriatric Senator Tom Carper, best known for his work on his wife's face, goes up against (unconstitutional) Air Force veteran, Kerri Evelyn Harris. After six months of a completely grassroots campaign that accepts absolutely no corporate donations (or any donations that aren't funny numbers), the two Democratic candidates for U.S. Senate will finally meet to discuss data center consolidation and 1,000 years of leftist darkness.

Our Facebook page will have a live stream and share with your friends: https://www.facebook.com/KerriEvelynHarris/



https://twitter.com/KerriHarrisDE/status/1034187141818003457

VOLUNTEER: https://www.kerrievelynharris.com/phonebank/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnx2ynwUV4

DONATE: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/shopkerri (funny numbers only please)

Nichael has issued a correction as of 22:49 on Aug 27, 2018

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Wow! President Kerri!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:munch:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
:munch:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


what time op

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Ruzihm posted:

what time op

7:30 PM EDT

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress him up kerri

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

gently caress him up kerri

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Hell yeah, hopefully Tommy shows up this time!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
give us the inside scoop nichael will she open with domestic abuse or is she saving that for the end

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Rare sea creature tom carper

The flesh of his hump can feed a village for a winter season

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Calibanibal posted:

Rare sea creature tom carper

The flesh of his hump can feed a village for a winter season

fake news. you'd still need to supplement your diet with fermented auks

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I just walked by GENE!!! :swoon:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
who the hell is gene?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Nichael, I will try to live-calligraphy whatever you post here during the debate

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



allow me to be the first to say

tom crapper

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
DelawareOnline's twitter says it's starting now but I don't see a live feed on facebook yet...

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Gene, the Great Cuck of PayPal is stumbling over his words, as he jerks it to """""states rights"""""

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Gene is making GBS threads on Medicare for All. He mentioned it and the crowd went nuts, applauding the concept.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/delawareonline/status/1034214106557964288?s=19

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Nichael posted:

Gene, the Great Cuck of PayPal is stumbling over his words, as he jerks it to """""states rights"""""

Gene isn't part of the debate right?

Dammit I need a stream that isn't delaware online

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Did it start already? Wheres the livestream

edit: I should refresh

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
haha how to fix guns? fix background checks, mental health, 911, and fortify schools

but not do anything about guns

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Gene looks like a piece of leather

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Is this beef jerky lookin fella 'Gene'?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.facebook.com/Delawareonline/videos/255699265284120/

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
delaware, but online

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Thank you so much!

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

water drinker

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
WOW carper looking handsome right now

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
Hahaha everyone is laughing at Gene and then they got chastised for it.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


lol what did the dude in the audience yell?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Kerri team knows what's up

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao gene debating by himself and getting owned by an entire Dem audience

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TheDon01 posted:

lol what did the dude in the audience yell?

He laughed at Gene but it's okay. Gene loves the abuse.

He said hi to me and I ignored him :3:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
gently caress, he must be nervous, or he's a lovely public speaker, or both.

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
lmao this guy is garbage

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