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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1101988543176548352

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






I just....


I got nothing.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1102005829698551809

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

How many trees did you cut down for your dead form of media last year?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


This is the first reply at least
https://twitter.com/philipaarnold/status/1102016738915319808

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1102021054363586561?s=19

Her reply is pretty good

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Since declaring her candidacy in May 2017, Ocasio-Cortez’s campaign heavily relied on those combustible-engine cars — even though a subway station was just 138 feet from her Elmhurst campaign office.

She listed 1,049 transactions for Uber, Lyft, Juno and other car services, federal filings show. The campaign had 505 Uber expenses alone.

In all, Ocasio-Cortez spent $29,365.70 on those emissions-spewing vehicles, along with car and van rentals — even though her Queens HQ was a one-minute walk to the 7 train.

The campaign shelled out only $8,335.41 on 52 MetroCard transactions.


pls dont rideshame nyp

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

almost as piss-ant as

quote:

Apparently AOC stands for Amazon Online Customer.

Before freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez celebrated scaring away the online retail giant, she spent thousands on the site.

The democratic socialist’s campaign spent nearly $9,000 on Amazon last year over a six month period — including nearly $300 in chalk.

Last week, Ocasio-Cortez applauded local politicians and advocates for Amazon’s decision to pull out of its plans to build a second headquarters in Long Island City, Queens.

its like there's a contest for this poo poo

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Jesus loving christ since when did pink salmon go to $5/can?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Rumor has it that AOC uses appearance-altering cosmetics to obscure minor imperfections in her skin and to otherwise appear more attractive. Can she be trusted to lead?

Also introducing Momo, the latest contrived re: fwd: fwd: thing that’s loving up your kids.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i can't believe she's not wearing burlap

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Rumor has it that AOC uses appearance-altering cosmetics to obscure minor imperfections in her skin and to otherwise appear more attractive. Can she be trusted to lead?

Also introducing Momo, the latest contrived re: fwd: fwd: thing that’s loving up your kids.

Guess whose unit has informational papers up all over about Momo

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
AOC is the Hillary replacement that the right wanted Pelosi to become, but couldn't quite manufacture in time for the midterms.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Deathy McDeath posted:

AOC is the Hillary replacement that the right wanted Pelosi to become, but couldn't quite manufacture in time for the midterms.

Fortunately she is approximately 1000x better at messaging.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The people who get scared by the AOC poo poo would have never voted Democrat anyway.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fuccccck you google

bulletsponge13 posted:

Support the Thin Blue Line RIP Chris Kyle Trump 2020 Gadsden Flag.

The funniest part of all this. Libertarians are loving worthless

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


mods changed my name posted:

i can't believe she's not wearing burlap

Whenever I see the chud outrage I think these idiots really believe everyone who supports socialism should only dress in a burlap sack or barrel with straps

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FrozenVent posted:

The people who get scared by the AOC poo poo would have never voted Democrat anyway.

I could 100% see the older (read: boomer) democratic voters getting scared because they're boomers and selfish as poo poo.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Whats cool is when your relatives HATED Thatcher, but LOOOVE Trump. And still are not a citizen.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

FrozenVent posted:

The people who get scared by the AOC poo poo would have never voted Democrat anyway.

It’s not about getting dem voters. It’s about getting increased turnout from conservatives who don’t necessarily like Trump, but might vote if the right boogeyman is out there. It was incredibly effective with Hillary because the right had 30 years to work on the smear, so you could find literally any angle to attack her from. They’re trying that again with AOC, but it’s going to fail because all they have is: 1) “She’s dumb”, 2) “lol cow farts”

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Its ok, they have not pulled out the racism drum yet. You save that one for closer to the election.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I dunno. I know a several people who already think AOC is the devil. Some people are just sitting around waiting for their stupid switch to get flipped on, and then everyone else gets dragged along.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm pissed that I had to take down my No Step On Snek flag because the MAGA crowd can't tell when they're the butt of the joke and co-opted it themselves.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Casimir Radon posted:

I dunno. I know a several people who already think AOC is the devil. Some people are just sitting around waiting for their stupid switch to get flipped on, and then everyone else gets dragged along.

I have heard tons of people talking about how dumb they think she is, they are buying the smear campaign Hook line and sinker

bengy81
May 8, 2010
One of the guys I work with said that "She's a dumb bimbo that thinks shes just gonna come in and start writing laws and poo poo."

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm pissed that I had to take down my No Step On Snek flag because the MAGA crowd can't tell when they're the butt of the joke and co-opted it themselves.

I have a no step on snek patch right next to the nys flag patch on my scar bag just as a moron detection test.

Casimir Radon posted:

I dunno. I know a several people who already think AOC is the devil. Some people are just sitting around waiting for their stupid switch to get flipped on, and then everyone else gets dragged along.
people i know who are fall on the trump hating red side keep blaming aoc for a lost 27.5 billion from nys over 25 years bc of the amazon pullout. If im not imagining things, i saw that amazons taxes this year will be 0 plus the refunds on some article a month or so back. Granted that could have been from any one so accuracy is not a sure thing. Plus each of the cities and states competing were gonna be paying for amazon to open there. Its not like nyc is gonna have a sudden influx of people from this, it's already the greatest city in the us. Its not loving milwaukee or detroit or minneapolis where amazon moving in would be noticeable

Stravag fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Mar 3, 2019

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


shame on an IGA posted:

I'm pissed that I had to take down my No Step On Snek flag because the MAGA crowd can't tell when they're the butt of the joke and co-opted it themselves.

You can take my No Step on Snek flag from my moist clammy hands. Unwillingly but I'll let go.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Flikken posted:

I have heard tons of people talking about how dumb they think she is, they are buying the smear campaign Hook line and sinker

Same. It's loving crazy how that works so well thanks to loving fox news and social media.

Burn it all down, pooki.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm pissed that I had to take down my No Step On Snek flag because the MAGA crowd can't tell when they're the butt of the joke and co-opted it themselves.

i had to go from "the intolerant left" to "radical centrist" because right wing dudes didn't get the first name

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Every brown person is actually dumb is their whole thing. They thought Obama was actually dumb. It is not possible for the fox crowd to think a brown person is actually smart, they're racist.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Best Friends posted:

Every brown person is actually dumb is their whole thing. They thought Obama was actually dumb. It is not possible for the fox crowd to think a brown person is actually smart, they're racist.

Unless they're on their side. Then they're "one of the good ones"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp8kFqycfFM

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm pissed that I had to take down my No Step On Snek flag because the MAGA crowd can't tell when they're the butt of the joke and co-opted it themselves.

Get the Please tread on me instead

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Unless they're on their side. Then they're "one of the good ones"

They don't think they're actually smart then. They just think they say smart things. There will never, ever be a black or brown Trey Gowdy or Ben Shapiro, people who for better or mostly worse conservatives think about the words of and analyze. US conservatives will never tune in to the ideas of someone dark skinned. The role of fox friendly dark skinned people is to repeat things the audience has already heard 10,000 times while black, so the audience knows that they have a black friend, and therefore are not racist.

That's why Ben Carson never had a prayer. He's both smart and completely insane so you pretty much have to think about what he says. It doesn't help that what he says makes no sense, but even if it did, no chance with that crowd.

Edit: actually there is Dinesh D'Souza so maybe my thesis is completely wrong. Or Indian people get a pass. I just for the life of me can't imagine fox viewers thinking someone black is actually smart.

Best Friends fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Mar 3, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

holy poo poo it's Ben Stiller

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Nick Soapdish posted:

Whenever I see the chud outrage I think these idiots really believe everyone who supports socialism should only dress in a burlap sack or barrel with straps

Barrel with strap.
'no socialist has two of anything, except shoes!' Hukhukhuk

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/USNationalGuard/status/1101927754575081472

Forever War looking pretty good right now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is like a nightmare version of those B-52 pilots whose fathers or grandfathers also flew them.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING

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nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

This season on desert wars 18, a dad and his kid reunite on the battlefield. You'll never guess who has to mind the burn pits!

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