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cwedit cawd
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:26 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:59 |
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now portlandia can make bland apple pay jokes
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:27 |
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lol bart so incompetent they couldn’t do this
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:27 |
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please be a cryptocurrency
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:27 |
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apple credit cards lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:27 |
lol Apple credit card. starting your own in house financing arm as a profit center sure isn't a route which has completely hosed over giant companies before nope nope
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:28 |
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love that this big jackoff thing abt the importance of journalism comes the day after it turns out journalism handed trump a second term through sheer hubris and sensationalism
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:29 |
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lollllllll this is gonna break em
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:29 |
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my third grade teacher is telling me about apple card huh
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:29 |
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quote:You can use it worldwide anywhere with Apple Pay. so if the store already has to support apple pay for the credit card to work, why would you use the slower credit card?
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:30 |
so what do you think, three years before Apple card is mandatory for the App Store?
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:30 |
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rip half the fintech startups in the world
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:31 |
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wow this will be great when robert kraft gets caught getting handies at an asian massage spa
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:31 |
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look at the size of this womans rock - richhhhhhhhhhhhhh AF
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:31 |
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Missed opportunity to call it AppleCart amirite
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:31 |
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Vintersorg posted:look at the size of this womans rock - richhhhhhhhhhhhhh AF not veiny
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:33 |
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Shifty Pony posted:lol Apple credit card. holy hell if apple goes the full General Electric route I will lol myself right into the grave
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:33 |
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:so if the store already has to support apple pay for the credit card to work, why would you use the slower credit card? i think you literally have to use apple pay to use it. but apple pay always charges to an actual credit card on the backend, and now there’s an apple-branded card ...2% cash back is pretty good
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:34 |
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this is actually v good
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:34 |
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lol gamify your cc interest pay it off every month loser
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:34 |
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rjmccall posted:i think you literally have to use apple pay to use it. but apple pay always charges to an actual credit card on the backend, and now there’s an apple-branded card interesting, and lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35 |
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Goldman Sachs that's bad
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35 |
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goldman sachs ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35 |
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pffffffffffft
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35 |
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this all feels really goddamn weird
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:35 |
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APPLE HAS PIVOTED TO SLUMLORDING
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:36 |
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can't wait for the google card this time next year, except they track every single thing
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:36 |
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wonder what apple card does for credit ratings though
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:37 |
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the goldman sachs things has been known for a while
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:37 |
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titanium cards eh
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:38 |
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no numbers or signatures is cool though
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:39 |
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I bet it's going to be awesome for shimming door locks
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:39 |
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US only
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:39 |
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will it stop a steel jacketed slug from plugging a hole in my spleen
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:39 |
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human curators = more apple blacksites
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:39 |
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Binary Badger posted:will it stop a steel jacketed slug from plugging a hole in my spleen not if your mother also has a gun
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:40 |
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crapp store
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:40 |
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how is ios the largest gaming platform
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:40 |
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anger bird
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:41 |
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Perplx posted:no numbers or signatures is cool though no number, ccv, or expiration date makes it completely incompatible with online retailers that don't implement Apple Pay. funny that.
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