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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
cwedit cawd

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


now portlandia can make bland apple pay jokes

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
lol bart so incompetent they couldn’t do this

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

please be a cryptocurrency

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



apple credit cards lol

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


lol Apple credit card.


starting your own in house financing arm as a profit center sure isn't a route which has completely hosed over giant companies before nope nope

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

love that this big jackoff thing abt the importance of journalism comes the day after it turns out journalism handed trump a second term through sheer hubris and sensationalism

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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lollllllll this is gonna break em

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


my third grade teacher is telling me about apple card huh

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

quote:

You can use it worldwide anywhere with Apple Pay.

so if the store already has to support apple pay for the credit card to work, why would you use the slower credit card?

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


so what do you think, three years before Apple card is mandatory for the App Store?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
rip half the fintech startups in the world

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wow this will be great when robert kraft gets caught getting handies at an asian massage spa

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



look at the size of this womans rock - richhhhhhhhhhhhhh AF

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
Missed opportunity to call it AppleCart amirite

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Vintersorg posted:

look at the size of this womans rock - richhhhhhhhhhhhhh AF

not veiny

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Shifty Pony posted:

lol Apple credit card.


starting your own in house financing arm as a profit center sure isn't a route which has completely hosed over giant companies before nope nope

holy hell if apple goes the full General Electric route I will lol myself right into the grave

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

so if the store already has to support apple pay for the credit card to work, why would you use the slower credit card?

i think you literally have to use apple pay to use it. but apple pay always charges to an actual credit card on the backend, and now there’s an apple-branded card

...2% cash back is pretty good

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
this is actually v good

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
lol gamify your cc interest

pay it off every month loser

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

rjmccall posted:

i think you literally have to use apple pay to use it. but apple pay always charges to an actual credit card on the backend, and now there’s an apple-branded card

...2% cash back is pretty good

interesting, and lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Goldman Sachs

that's bad

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
goldman sachs ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



pffffffffffft

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

this all feels really goddamn weird

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



APPLE HAS PIVOTED TO SLUMLORDING

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
can't wait for the google card this time next year, except they track every single thing

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wonder what apple card does for credit ratings though

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

the goldman sachs things has been known for a while

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
titanium cards eh

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
no numbers or signatures is cool though

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I bet it's going to be awesome for shimming door locks

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



US only

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


will it stop a steel jacketed slug from plugging a hole in my spleen

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
human curators = more apple blacksites

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Binary Badger posted:

will it stop a steel jacketed slug from plugging a hole in my spleen

not if your mother also has a gun

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
crapp store

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



how is ios the largest gaming platform

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
anger bird

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Perplx posted:

no numbers or signatures is cool though

no number, ccv, or expiration date makes it completely incompatible with online retailers that don't implement Apple Pay.


funny that.

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