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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Tato posted:

even when you have both Diddy and Dixie alive in DKC2, the DK barrels shake and scream like there's an ape inside of them


what's in the barrel?

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Whatever is happening in there, its loving nasty.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


Thintendo? An analyse of the Dietary and Exercise Habits of Videogame Characters! posted:

Considering Donkey Kong’s core diet is bananas (125 calories on average) which contain an excellent range of essential nutrients, and that he burns many calories throwing barrels, this hefty gorilla must consume a great deal of bananas to maintain such a high weight.

Our experts stress that healthiness is not just about eating nutritious food, but controlling the level of food intake as well. Donkey Kong’s obsession with bananas is well-documented, and perhaps greater even than Mario’s love of mushrooms, particularly evidenced by DK’s Banana Hoard where he stores his beloved yellow fruit. Eating too many bananas can actually have fatal health implications, as it can lead to potassium poisoning.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

calling into question the veracity of this study. mario does not have a documented love of mushrooms, they are merely consumed as needed to gain the benefits they provide at the time (gaining health, becoming super mario etc)

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Whatever is happening in there, its loving nasty.
it's basically the bit at the end of Blood Meridian where people go to the outhouse and find whatever the judge did to the main character, except the toilet also has big googly eyes and is making farting noises as it observes the scene

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

what's the point of even finishing my audiobook version of Blood Meridian now. absolute motherfucker

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

several friends posted:

what's the point of even finishing my audiobook version of Blood Meridian now. absolute motherfucker
Apologies, but honestly that doesn't really tell you/spoil anything

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

que sera sera
Aug 4, 2006

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I forgot how epic DKC2 was 🐵🙉🐒

very nice i like
Jan 8, 2020

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

net cafe scandal posted:

Shiddy Kong is in there taking a massive poo poo.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

The Kingfish posted:

I forgot how epic DKC2 was 🐵🙉🐒

SNES version threw shade at Earthwom Jim's gun lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

several friends posted:


SNES version threw shade at Earthwom Jim's gun lol

snes version :confused:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Lmao at Link being third on Cranky's list behind the man who powercucked him and a dinosaur

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

25 years ago. it’s been more than half the lifetime of a healthy wild ape since anyone cared about earthworm jim

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Lmao at Link being third on Cranky's list behind the man who powercucked him and a dinosaur

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Clearly Earthworm Jim vaporized Sonic, leaving only his shoes behind, and then killed himself out of guilt.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Lmao at Link being third on Cranky's list behind the man who powercucked him and a dinosaur

Game recognizes game

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

several friends posted:

25 years ago. it’s been more than half the lifetime of a healthy wild ape since anyone cared about earthworm jim

wtf are are talking about? what other dkc2 is there?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

trying to jack off posted:

wtf are are talking about? what other dkc2 is there?

GBA version

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

gj link

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


Yoshi will remember this.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

trying to jack off posted:

wtf are are talking about? what other dkc2 is there?



Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
sonic's shoes, earthworm jim's gun, and awesome possum's trashcan

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


ok i see snes, gba, and a bunch of emulated snes games

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

don't make me a cranky kong!

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo


Unnamed Hatted Kong makes an appearance in the Mario Movie.

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

American McGay posted:



Unnamed Hatted Kong makes an appearance in the Mario Movie.

oh poo poo

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

American McGay posted:



Unnamed Hatted Kong makes an appearance in the Mario Movie.

ok

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

American McGay posted:



Unnamed Hatted Kong makes an appearance in the Mario Movie.

he has no style, he has no grace
this Kong's got a blurry face

 




symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

American McGay posted:



Unnamed Hatted Kong makes an appearance in the Mario Movie.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

He's crazy for the dong
Unnamed, hatted Kong

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Lmao at Link being third on Cranky's list behind the man who powercucked him and a dinosaur

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Sub-Actuality posted:

he has no style, he has no grace
this Kong's got a blurry face

Joan
Mar 28, 2021

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Nasty Stanky Bitch
Dec 20, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

What in the name of Kong is going on.

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