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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong's dad.

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Do you have any proof?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Pushy Cat
Jun 24, 2016

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.
No.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

GorfZaplen posted:

Do you have any proof?
Yes.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Lmfao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Sweet christ. I pray to God this isn't true.

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

Gonna need a citation from an official Nintendo source before I even begin entertaining the idea. I hope you're prepared to back up your words with evidence.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Confirmed.

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
[in napoleon dynamite voice] do the apes have large loads?

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

American McGay posted:

Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong's dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uTsqJVAeo

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Kongming posted:

Gonna need a citation from an official Nintendo source before I even begin entertaining the idea. I hope you're prepared to back up your words with evidence.
I am.

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

i think it's true

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

sports
Sep 1, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Kongming posted:

Gonna need a citation from an official Nintendo source before I even begin entertaining the idea. I hope you're prepared to back up your words with evidence.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
thank you pewdiepie

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

My god.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
wait who is Junior (II)

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

elf help book posted:

wait who is Junior (II)

My research says that Junior II is the 2nd player from Donkey Kong Jr. Math.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
seems like a gookey kong situation

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

elf help book posted:

seems like a gookey kong situation
:raise:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Haha that’s crazy

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


I didn't know that White Donkey Kong is a unique character named Super Donkey Kong

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

American McGay posted:

Donkey Kong Jr. is Donkey Kong's dad.

ive always said this along with the gamecube not being a cube

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

absolutely anything posted:

ive always said this along with the gamecube not being a cube

dont bring your politics into this

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

much like gooigi is a luigi born of goo, this is a dk jr born of math

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Gooigi is himself not “a Luigi”

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

My research says that Junior II is the 2nd player from Donkey Kong Jr. Math.



*frantically connects red yarn to photographs on a bulletin board, the pattern increasingly spiderweb-esque as sweat visibly dots my brow*

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

EmmyOk posted:

Gooigi is himself not “a Luigi”

Sorry, a "Luigi-type being"

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

elf help book posted:

Sorry, a "Luigi-type being"
Thank you.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Donkey Kong Jr. is dead.

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/DonkeyKongApe/status/1224335163682848768?s=20

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

Can't really argue with this one. Purchased

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

lol

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

donkey schlong

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Donkey jr went back in time and blew a fat ape load into his grandma.

Lmao

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm glad the imp scientists are finally getting to the bottom of the Donkey Kong lore

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

cranky kong did horrifying things in his youth

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