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loving boomers making me sit through that dumb kids history class every loving playthrough
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Jan 4, 2022 23:38
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Shinjobi posted:If boomers bought me a hot tub I'd probably be more chill in general My life's ambition is to own a jacuzzi.
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Jan 4, 2022 23:38
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All the generations are pretty lovely. Except genX they seemed pretty cool for a bit
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Jan 4, 2022 23:56
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More like utopia of drools amirite 
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Jan 5, 2022 00:03
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runnypoops posted:Millennials Are The Sounding Generation No, the peeing blood thing is from their untreated kidney problems due to lack of health insurance.
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Jan 5, 2022 00:04
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Posting in teh MOST EPIC motherfucking gbs millennial thread 
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Jan 5, 2022 00:15
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noted millennial website something awful
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Jan 5, 2022 00:18
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EorayMel posted:Posting in teh MOST EPIC motherfucking gbs millennial thread I'm afraid you've been misinformed, OP. That thread is over here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3978090
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Meme Poker Party posted:My life's ambition is to own a jacuzzi. they're like $350 at costco
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Jan 5, 2022 00:50
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no joke, thanks to a boomer that low key lent me like my yearly salary i just bought a house that has an outdoor spa pool and indoor two spa baths. it's the loving best also i have hammocks and they are somehow even better?
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Jan 5, 2022 01:05
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To quote Robert Redford from 3 Days of the Condor: "gently caress the Wall Street Journal!"
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Jan 5, 2022 02:05
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chaosbreather posted:no joke, thanks to a boomer that low key lent me like my yearly salary i just bought a house that has an outdoor spa pool and indoor two spa baths. it's the loving best Dude I cannot adequately express how jealous I am
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Jan 5, 2022 02:49
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ellasmith posted:He looked like one of Holden Caulfield’s phonies to us Got to this line and realized I was reading a mad diatribe written by a lead poisoned individual. Seriou god damned lol and the mf'r don't even get it.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:04
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He thinks holden caulfield was a cool and good rebel
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Jan 5, 2022 03:05
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Poohs Packin posted:He thinks holden caulfield was a cool and good rebel I know. He is fail in the maximum. We know this now.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:09
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Someone's angry that we killed Applebee's because of our cursed avocado toast.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:20
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EorayMel posted:Posting in teh MOST EPIC motherfucking gbs millennial thread fyad is totally gonna come out and high five you for this awesome gbs dunk 
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Jan 5, 2022 03:21
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Someone's angry that we killed Applebee's because of our cursed avocado toast. There are perfectly normal people in the baby boomer generation. This person is not one of those.
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Jan 5, 2022 03:22
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Poohs Packin posted:He thinks holden caulfield was a cool and good rebel I remember arguing with my highschool english teacher that Holden Caulfield is a sexually abused arrested development prick who needs therapy not me reading a book about his thoughts and them getting irate I missed "the message of the book"
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Jan 5, 2022 03:27
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Poohs Packin posted:He thinks holden caulfield was a cool and good rebel I had to read this book in high school, and all I really recall of it is my roiling contempt for the protagonist, and the apparent expectation that his character was in any way relatable to my experience the fucko who shot John Lennon is just that little bit more pathetic than most murderers for ever suggesting that it inspired him, imo
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Jan 5, 2022 03:28
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ellasmith posted:One last word of advice: You won’t believe what your kids will say about you. none of my siblings or i had any kids. my parents are racist and really proud of their supposed superior genetics, and the fact that their line probably ends permanently with us really bothers them.  
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Jan 5, 2022 03:53
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I mean he's not wrong about Norm MacDonald being funny, let's be real here for a moment.
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SatansOnion posted:I had to read this book in high school, and all I really recall of it is my roiling contempt for the protagonist, and the apparent expectation that his character was in any way relatable to my experience this is what everyone says lol I've seen it a million times
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Jan 5, 2022 03:58
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Why is the loss.jpg guy writing articles about millennials in the WSJ
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Jan 5, 2022 03:59
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Living a care-free devil-may-care lifestyle inside of of my 5G insulated Winnebago
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Modulo16 posted:Its as if an entire generation went through: Lol if you think I have any sympathy for the bitches that signed up for those wars. At least the boomers had a draft that was trivially easy to evade as an excuse to murder people instead of just wanting to fail at college for free. Oh no I am only in like the third best time and place to be born in history gently caress my parents for not completely overriding historical materialism and giving me everything completely handed to me on a silver spoon. Like, gently caress this guy and his dumb takes but also look around you at the world and be loving grateful. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Weka posted:Lol if you think I have any sympathy for the bitches that signed up for those wars. At least the boomers had a draft that was trivially easy to evade as an excuse to murder people instead of just wanting to fail at college for free. lol “smile more”
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Jan 5, 2022 08:16
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hawowanlawow posted:this is what everyone says lol I've seen it a million times I enjoyed the book, nodding knowingly as this dingdong of a main character acted like a dumb teen. I was not a dumb teen in the same way, but I was most definitely a dumb teen and the book was a fun read with that in mind. Never been tempted to read it again, but for required reading I didn't mind it.
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I'm still laughing my rear end off at the pinnacle of artistic medium being Animal House.
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FoolyCharged posted:I'm still laughing my rear end off at the pinnacle of artistic medium being Animal House. Look, dude, sexual harassment doesn't exist and college is just for fun, just accept it.
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Jan 5, 2022 10:13
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Boomers disemboweled their own revolution for running shoes. Woodstock was a commercial venture to make money from something the kids liked.
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FoolyCharged posted:I'm still laughing my rear end off at the pinnacle of artistic medium being Animal House. Hey, the nerd decided not to rape the passed out 13 year old girl. That was pretty solid for 1978.
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Weka posted:Lol if you think I have any sympathy for the bitches that signed up for those wars. This is as dumb as it is sociopathic.
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Weka posted:Lol if you think I have any sympathy for the bitches that signed up for those wars. At least the boomers had a draft that was trivially easy to evade as an excuse to murder people instead of just wanting to fail at college for free. You know alot of the kids who ended up in iraq and afghanistan were really poor with no chance of going to college. They get signed up by "recruitment officers" who were trained under the same organization that brought us "enhanced interrogation", just saying.
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Jan 5, 2022 13:57
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Weka posted:At least the boomers had a draft that was trivially easy to evade as an excuse to murder people instead of just wanting to fail at college for free. Not if you were poor.
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Poohs Packin posted:You know alot of the kids who ended up in iraq and afghanistan were really poor with no chance of going to college. They get signed up by "recruitment officers" who were trained under the same organization that brought us "enhanced interrogation", just saying. Some, but mostly the us military recruits from the middle class. Also I don't think free college is a good excuse to kill people.  kntfkr posted:Not if you were poor. Nah they just liked to give this impression. Surprisingly few people were punished for draft dodging. "during the Vietnam era, approximately 570,000 young men were classified as draft offenders, and approximately 210,000 were formally accused of draft violations; however, only 8,750 were convicted and only 3,250 were jailed." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_evasion_in_the_Vietnam_War
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Weka posted:Some, but mostly the us military recruits from the middle class. Also I don't think free college is a good excuse to kill people. Cool, next rationalize your super class sensitive bitchmade post in regards to the other things you hand-waved away: The Great Recession and Opioid epidemics.
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Weka posted:Some, but mostly the us military recruits from the middle class. Also I don't think free college is a good excuse to kill people. Theres no date information on this table. Is this immediately following 9/11? Or is it 10 year census data? Does this include all armed forced including air force? What about ROTC and people exiting naval academy? I sincerely appreciate you providing data to back up your dislike of soldiers. Ive had interaction with US Marines overseas and can understand the sentiment. Im firmly against all the "support our troops" propaganda, but celebrating violence against someone because their parents earned more than 66k seems a bit myopic.
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