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The market for a certain Mr Rice just got significantly narrower.
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We even get a cool graphic out of it https://twitter.com/FCDOGovUK/status/1501849598389895169?t=fOI3sTkoDlT2SAm7EzauoA&s=19
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Mar 10, 2022 10:36
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Everton and Chelsea both being hosed
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Mar 10, 2022 10:37
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Poor Chelsea fans................ NOT!
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TheRat posted:The market for a certain Mr Rice just got significantly narrower. West Ham swoop in and buy Mason Mount in the fire sale, Rice signs a new £10/week contract because he's so happy.
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Mar 10, 2022 10:39
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can't wait for hot takes about how this is worse than bombing children
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Mar 10, 2022 10:40
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T Bowl posted:Poor Chelsea fans................ NOT! Oh we can feel sorry for all those pre-Abramovich fans who hate what their club has become, although they're probably sadder about the fact that they literally don't exist.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh we can feel sorry for all those pre-Abramovich fans who hate what their club has become, although they're probably sadder about the fact that they literally don't exist. And then you remember Dennis Wise and it's all very funny again.
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Mar 10, 2022 10:44
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This is the bit in the document explaining why he got sanctioned https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/1501855838398517250?t=k9BVPKcUISx2nWRD7LuP1A&s=19
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Jose posted:This is the bit in the document explaining why he got sanctioned That's the kind of language you could fairly easily apply to certain other PL owners.
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Mar 10, 2022 10:53
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'Oligarch Taskforce'
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Countdown to the next Chelsea game's crowd being full of unironic Zs
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The British government helped finance that company as well during covid whilst my business of not supplying steel to the Russian military and being a billionaire was given zero lmfao
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Oh we can feel sorry for all those pre-Abramovich fans who hate what their club has become, although they're probably sadder about the fact that they literally don't exist. Hello! Although I've said before and I'll say again, Chelsea were in Div 2 when I started and if they end up back there I might be able to afford to go to a loving game. It is classic Tory thinking though, they've ordered them to keep operating as normal but banned 100% of the revenue sources. That's obviously a plan that ends in administration. Which might be the goal, Roman forfeits the club, someone else buys it for £1 which written off debts and we go back to football with a 10 point deduction that might not even take them out of the CL at this rate.
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Mar 10, 2022 11:01
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Mickolution posted:catering services will be permitted. thank god
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Mar 10, 2022 11:03
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Are they allowed to pay players + staff or are fax machines all over Europe currently being revved up with free transfer bids. Or are even outbound transfers banned. Have Chelsea's players just effectively turned into 19th century amateurs
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Mar 10, 2022 11:11
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the sex ghost posted:Are they allowed to pay players + staff or are fax machines all over Europe currently being revved up with free transfer bids. Or are even outbound transfers banned. Have Chelsea's players just effectively turned into 19th century amateurs https://twitter.com/SamWallaceTel/status/1501858637198897152?t=SZvc8kJGzOo8K7yukm-clA&s=19 So they can probably keep going but they can't buy or sell players and they can't sign contracts.
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Butterfly Valley posted:Countdown to the next Chelsea game's crowd being full of unironic Zs i catch a few z's during most chelsea games tbf
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TheRat posted:So they can probably keep going but they can't buy or sell players and they can't sign contracts. big rom drops his 17g of protein in horror
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Which probably also means that if Tuchel resigns they can't get a new manager lmao
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https://twitter.com/henrywinter/status/1501862862146482177 lol
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Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch. https://twitter.com/josephmdurso/status/1501636587452604418
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Don't know how much it costs on average to put a game on at Stamford bridge but looking forward to players bringing their own isotonic fruity drinks from the corner shop
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Yeah, you're taking a squad of maybe 20, probably 10 coaches and medics etc. So that's return flight, transfers and accommodation for about £666 each. They're going coach at best, which is in itself hilarious.
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Mar 10, 2022 11:21
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Only running the floodlights in the first half to save money and avoid wearing out the bulbs
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It's a bit clown shoes though. Selling a football player - "Not football related" Selling tickets for a football match - "Not football related" Selling an awful hotdog - "Football related".
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Mar 10, 2022 11:23
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https://twitter.com/HugoScheckter/status/1501863746657992704
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Want to see a Ryanair excess luggage bill for 9000 bags of bibs and assorted football gear
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Dudley posted:Hello! Agreed
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Wanna see them take the overnight Megabus and fight over who has to spend 18hrs next to the fuming toilet
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Dudley posted:It is classic Tory thinking though, they've ordered them to keep operating as normal but banned 100% of the revenue sources. That's obviously a plan that ends in administration. I can't find any info on whether they can receive TV revenue payments. If not, then that + no ticket sales surely can't mean anything other than administration within 2-3 months.
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peanut- posted:I can't find any info on whether they can receive TV revenue payments. If not, then that + no ticket sales surely can't mean anything other than administration within 2-3 months. https://twitter.com/SamWallaceTel/status/1501858637198897152?s=20&t=nKZi19u_vEtcZbygFrOLUw i've seen elsewhere that they can be used to pay salaries but the money isn't allowed to ever go to abramovich
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Huge lols, does this mean they can't offer contracts to all the defenders who are trying to leave on a free this summer?
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iPaper tweeting the government has basically said they WOULD allow it to be sold so long as 0 money went to Roman. So this apparently is just them calling his charity bluff and forcing it to happen quick.
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chelsea's first home game after this is newcastle lol
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Jose posted:chelsea's first home game after this is newcastle lol newcastle fans doing the 'loadsamoney' thing will be quite funny for up to six minutes of my life
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I hope the Chelsea fans will be writing "You're next" chants.
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