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rent every single movie from blockbuster and then open your own blockbuster but charge slightly more
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numberoneposter posted:rent every single movie from blockbuster and then open your own blockbuster but charge slightly more uno reverso, i like it
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Sep 3, 2022 17:33
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If you owe blockbusters a hundred tapes, you're in trouble. If you owe blockbusters all the tapes, they're in trouble! Checks out
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Sep 3, 2022 17:41
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Im gonna open a rental place name buster buster where we say gently caress rewinding 🤘🤘
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Sep 3, 2022 17:42
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Look, I know this sounds like a pyramid scheme, but I prefer to call it "The way to make Diamonds, but with Bitcoin"
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Sep 3, 2022 20:05
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CannonFodder posted:Look, I know this sounds like a pyramid scheme, but I prefer to call it "The way to make Diamonds, but with Bitcoin"
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Sep 3, 2022 20:07
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Christian satanism. Books, seminars, t-shirts, all that poo poo
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Sep 3, 2022 20:11
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audiophile bait but for gamers. controllers with semiprecious stone buttons. pyramid shaped pc case to capture cosmic energy. 2 inch think usb cables. homeopathic energy drinks. rgb vacuum tubes. hardwood keyboard riser guaranteed to reduce rng by up to 30%!
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Sep 3, 2022 20:23
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a car made of nerf material so you can drink and drive and just bounce off things when you crash
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Sep 3, 2022 20:24
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a swamp cooler with built-in grease and CLR dispensers on the moving parts
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Sep 3, 2022 20:25
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Posting in gbs
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Sep 3, 2022 20:28
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fully automated sand pounder
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Sep 3, 2022 20:39
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CannonFodder posted:Look, I know this sounds like a pyramid scheme, but I prefer to call it "The way to make Diamonds, but with Bitcoin" It would be nice if we would just use this to make actual pyramids again Now that's a billion dollar idea
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Sep 3, 2022 20:42
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im going on shark week and i need a zillion dollar idea to knock Kevin O'Leary's socks off
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Sep 3, 2022 20:44
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another big crane transport idea: big cranes all around town. when you want to get somewhere you call a crane. it will tell u an eta and when it is time you step outside and the crane hand is there. you step on the crane and are taken to your destination.
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Sep 3, 2022 20:44
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Charles Bukowski posted:Gum that has thc cbd and valium in it. how do i invest in this?
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Sep 3, 2022 20:50
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CPAP/anti-snoring masks that deliver filtered and lightly scented air produced by (hugely overpriced) consumable cartridges, where the scents are claimed to cause specific types of dreams. We cross promote with GOOPs vagina candle people.
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Sep 3, 2022 21:00
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goatface posted:CPAP/anti-snoring masks that deliver filtered and lightly scented air produced by (hugely overpriced) consumable cartridges, where the scents are claimed to cause specific types of dreams. 
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Sep 3, 2022 21:18
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What. The. gently caress? What the gently caress?! I'm in if you'll have me kid! Star Wars X! Star Wars X-treme!
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Sep 3, 2022 21:19
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And then make a masculine line of same bullshit with camo packaging and distinct smells like gunpowder, smoked bacon and sweaty jockstrap
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Sep 3, 2022 21:20
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a 6th or even 7th sense
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Sep 3, 2022 21:27
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Shoes that have electric field sensors and warn you when there is a bug you're about to step on and shock you if you continue to put your foot down. We market heavily to Vegan parents who are trying to "encourage" their children to join them.
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Sep 3, 2022 21:34
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T-shirts with an underwire for your fat belly.
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Sep 3, 2022 21:37
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That DICK! posted:another big crane transport idea: big cranes all around town. when you want to get somewhere you call a crane. it will tell u an eta and when it is time you step outside and the crane hand is there. you step on the crane and are taken to your destination. question: Do I pay more for the gentle easy move from Point A to Point B, or do I pay more for the fastest transit that may induce motion sickness and possible bodily harm? goatface posted:T-shirts with an underwire for your fat belly. Manks? This one is a real money maker.
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Sep 3, 2022 22:11
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beef jerky made of beef curtains
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Genetically modified flowers that smell like large predators so your neighbours pets live in a constant state of terror and stay out of your garden.
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Sep 3, 2022 22:20
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Cocaine, but legal
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Sep 3, 2022 22:28
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Outpost22 posted:Cocaine, but legal That's called Power
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Sep 3, 2022 22:35
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Self sucking dicks
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guns for dogs
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Sep 3, 2022 23:27
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Turtlenecks, for dicks
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Sep 4, 2022 00:03
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TV show called "Pizza Rescue" where a team of chefs and scientists show up to homes that have leftover pizza, and they look at the houses oven/microwave/convection oven/pizza brand situation and determine the optimal method to reheat the pizza
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Sep 4, 2022 00:41
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A really fancy bidet that also pleasures your front parts and back parts
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Sep 4, 2022 00:55
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teen witch posted:
You can remove anal beads like you're starting a chainsaw, but I wouldn't recommend it. My billion dollar idea is waiting until society collapses, declaring myself ruler of some little piece of the middle of nowhere, and then just write A BILLION $ on whatever paper is laying around.
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Sep 4, 2022 01:02
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Microtransactions for care homes.
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Sep 4, 2022 01:19
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the internet but good
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Sep 4, 2022 01:21
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Sugar-activated, self-tightening orthodontics. Fix your child's teeth and their obesity problem with a set of dental aligners that aggressively tighten when overexposed to sugary food and drink.
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Sep 4, 2022 01:22
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regular mike posted:TV show called "Pizza Rescue" where a team of chefs and scientists show up to homes that have leftover pizza, and they look at the houses oven/microwave/convection oven/pizza brand situation and determine the optimal method to reheat the pizza
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Sep 4, 2022 01:30
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bio-engineer a virus that makes people fart loudly I'm not sure how you get to a billion but I think I got something here
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A doorbell intercom and camera system that lets you squirt skunk spray on people and record it for tiktok.
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