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share em Mines is a sex toy that you start like a chainsaw. Also what if more blue raspberry flavored things?? or like a flavor drop thing for it, Trader Joe’s get on that
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Plant stores that have indications if a plant will harm your pet
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Invade Iraq under false pretenses. saaaaAAAAAAAaaaaay!
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Somebody already thought of edible panties, but what if they were made of beef jerky instead of the fruit rollup stuff? 
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Deleting all known copies of Rutherford Falls
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Ask and you shall receive 
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A chainsaw that you start like a sex toy
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What if beef jerky was made of panties?
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A chainsaw you can use as a sex toy Think about dildos going at 600 rpm
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Somebody already thought of edible panties, but what if they were made of beef jerky instead of the fruit rollup stuff? Queef jerky
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would you accept three $333,333,333.33 ideas?
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Still leaves you a penny short op
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Devils Affricate posted:Queef jerky But enough about your mothers morning jog. 
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Anime that's good
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A billion dollar idea? Here's an idea, how about one billion dollars, in dollars.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Deleting all known copies of Rutherford Falls How dare you I am in mourning rn Devils Affricate posted:Queef jerky I’m in love
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Sep 2, 2022 23:43
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resident posted:Ask and you shall receive I bet these taste like gross rear end and I will eat every one of them More thickly frosted cookies, those awful grocery store monstrosities, come to teen witch
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Still leaves you a penny short op i'll give you a penny tomorrow for a hamburger today
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When I used to float the Boise River a lot I always thought it would be a good idea to post up on one of the bridges on a sunny weekend and fill up a bunch of memory cards with digital photographs of people passing by. You could hang up a big sign for the rafters to see, and label your memory cards with batch numbers. Have the sign say something like, "Batch #32, Text XXX-NUMBER for pictures! $X/print." Not billions, but hey.
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Mozi posted:i'll give you a penny tomorrow for a hamburger today Sold!
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great, i'm pretty hungry already!
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Sep 2, 2022 23:51
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A web forum that charges users money to post!
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Selling probes' for $$$ $20 gets you 6 hours to distribute to some fool, discounts on bulk purchases
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Colonel Cancer posted:Selling probes' for $$$ Pm me
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Seth Pecksniff posted:A chainsaw you can use as a sex toy https://youtu.be/IfxY8s_Ex7E
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a voice changer device but it’s only the voice of Tennessee Ernie Ford.
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Creating a quick and easy user-friendly interface where most of the backend is transference of current information on servers and then is designed with expansion and further updates in mind for the medical industry. Oh wait this is supposed to be jokes.
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if i owned twitter entirely, i would implement paid avatar changes like we have here at something awful i would also implement the ability to pay for immunity to avatar changes by others, but the cost for immunity is on a sliding scale with how many followers the account has. immunity can be paid for on behalf of others, so e.g patrick stewart's fans could pay to protect his twitter avatar from being changed to a crude rendering of captain picard having sex with luke skywalker
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A SaaS website where you can pay a gig-worker to push your enemy's bins back to their house on bin day, before it gets collected, so they get stuck with a full-up stinky bin full of nappies and poo poo until the next collection.
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tiny shoes for each toe.
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sell ms-paint spaceship photos to rubes.
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Collect 10,000,000,000 empty bottles or cans and take them to a collection point.
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steal Funky See Funky Do's bottle collection
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Get this... it's a spoon, but it has small tines at the end too like a fork. We shall call it the foon. Everyone will be in awe of this new food shoveling technology
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make roads out of magnets. make cars out of the same magnets. put big crane arms on the highway made of opposite magnets. anytime you want to 'drive' somewhere one of the crane arms will attach to your car and drag you to your destination. no fuel needed
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i thought about attaching big fans to the back of the car but i don't think it would make it go enough, so we need the crane arms.
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Build a robot that crams your rear end with pickles
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a money printer that prints billion dollar bills
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Buy 100 billion in bit coins then sell them a day later.
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