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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Has anyone posted Russel Washedson yet?

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

bean mom posted:

wonder what the punishment is for dine and dash in japan

A cop will grab your penis while trying to arrest you

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I was going to make a joke about that street-view shot of downtown Denver but then I remembered COVID-19 pretty much changed public places.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

bean mom posted:

brady at least looks like a functional qb

this russ wouldnt start in the FCS

id agree but their stats are very very similar thus far

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Has anyone ever played a full game and… not gotten a first down?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
the broncos are so rear end lmao

i feel bad for anyone who thought that russell wilson would unlock the team's talent and put them into the elite

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Russ is still adjusting to the elevation

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Russ needs high altitude cooking directions.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Still funny that people thought Hackett was some offensive genius just because he was Aaron Rodgers' errand boy for a couple years

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Dango Bango posted:

A cop will grab your penis while trying to arrest you

I thought that happened in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w
To be fair, he was at a Chinese restaurant.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Benne posted:

Still funny that people thought Hackett was some offensive genius just because he was Aaron Rodgers' errand boy for a couple years

Did anyone other than the Broncos front office think this?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Its Rinaldo posted:

Didn't that guy die?

Yes. It's from their butterfly effect episode, and in one case they don't catch what the real issue was (An aortic dissection) and the guy dies during emergency surgery, while in the other they do find it earlier but he still dies in the OR.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

I thought that happened in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w
To be fair, he was at a Chinese restaurant.

:thejoke:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tom Sellout posted:

Russ is still adjusting to the elevation

Is this a short joke?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

(trying to be Gen Z) these quarterbacks are mid

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Did anyone other than the Broncos front office think this?

There were definitely people who tried to lump him in with the McVay/LaFleur tree even though he's been Doug Marrone's boy for pretty much his whole career

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

AndrewP posted:

(trying to be Gen Z) these quarterbacks are mid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DIQbZRUIDs

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
No cap fr fr

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
You miss Wide Open Deebo Jimmy G.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ooh nice punt.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

All of Brady's plastic surgery is creeping me out in his photos

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Deebo is bussin. That's church

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

That throw looked like it lacked any velocity

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Broncos look good all of a Sutton

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Russ is bussin no cap fr

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I'm glad the Hawks lost I was dreading listening to smug 12s crow about Russ being cooked when while that might be true Pete and John aint the ones who gonna right that ship

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Broncos look good all of a Sutton

:dadjoke:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Very cool of that Intel commercial to change the women featured into your stereotypical disproportionate VG women

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

the old Russ takes off there, lame

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
SAAACK

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shindragon posted:

You miss Wide Open Deebo Jimmy G.


Ahhhh nice to have the Jimmy G experience back

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Jesus the Broncos offense is godawful.

Broncos Country

Russ fried

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hackett on the sideline just flicking a switch on and off that reads "play football good"

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
arent pick plays illegal

aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
how much do they owe wilson cause not looking good

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Quiet Feet posted:

Hackett on the sideline just flicking a switch on and off that reads "play football good"

"You had this dummy set to BAD"

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
The NBC yardage and down indicators are not good.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

A big flaming stink posted:

arent pick plays illegal

Yes unless you are the Patriots

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Man, Russ really doesn't have the wheels anymore

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT*


*the field goal

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