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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tonight! See the San Francisco 49ers revitalized offense headed "Handsome" Jimmy G take on the Denver Broncos and their dreaded homunculus Russel Wilson.

The 9ers were supposed to be moving on from Jimmy G but can't seem to quit him, certainly not after losing Trey Lance for the year. Meanwhile in Denver, Russel Wilson was supposed to be the final piece of the puzzle, but the horses are looking more puzzled than ever, and it's possible the ding on Russ's microwave has donged for the last time.

Come for the run! Stay for the clownball! It's Sunday night!

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_bcfROdvM

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I hope handsome jimmy does a good job handing the ball off to a strong running game supported by a sack happy defense

If not that then send in the clowns

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/letsbroncosride/status/1532557394542309376

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Rooting for the mediocre himbo to sling it all over the drat place

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wait, did they say the dude doing the promo was Dr. Disrespect, isn't that the bathroom pervert guy?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Kalli posted:

Wait, did they say the dude doing the promo was Dr. Disrespect, isn't that the bathroom pervert guy?

it is

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Kalli posted:

Wait, did they say the dude doing the promo was Dr. Disrespect, isn't that the bathroom pervert guy?

The guy who's core audience is seemingly 12-15 year old boys?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

he’s friends with a bunch of the 49ers

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Why is.... what?

Ehud posted:

he’s friends with a bunch of the 49ers

Huh. Well color me old I guess.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Tim Whatley posted:

Rooting for the mediocre himbo to sling it all over the drat place

:hmmyes:

I don't give two shits about either team but I'd like to see Jimmy play well all season just so the 49ers are put into a bind on what to do with Trey come end of year.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Hughmoris posted:

:hmmyes:

I don't give two shits about either team but I'd like to see Jimmy play well all season just so the 49ers are put into a bind on what to do with Trey come end of year.

Jimmy should hold out for his original contract amount

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


lol

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




What in the hell is wrong with Tony Dungy's eye?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mirotic posted:

What in the hell is wrong with Tony Dungy's eye?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Mirotic posted:

What in the hell is wrong with Tony Dungy's eye?

Nosferatu eye

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mirotic posted:

What in the hell is wrong with Tony Dungy's eye?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I never noticed the guys over Dungy’s right shoulder

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

I never noticed the guys over Dungy’s right shoulder

Someone's gotta carry the body

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I hate that I’m watching this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:schotty:

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
:schotty:

Do it niners

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Tim Whatley posted:

Rooting for the mediocre himbo to sling it all over the drat place

doesnt narrow it down

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

saw a porn today that had a guy that was a dead ringer for jimmy g and it was even football themed and had his name tag

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Thr SNF intro peaked with Freeney vs. corn

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


bean mom posted:

saw a porn today that had a guy that was a dead ringer for jimmy g and it was even football themed and had his name tag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxJ7GKGFG0

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

bean mom posted:

saw a porn today that had a guy that was a dead ringer for jimmy g and it was even football themed and had his name tag

link pls

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Buttfumble

Buttpunt

Butt....?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

this is a very boring mid-2010's matchup. I wish Lance wasn't hurt

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
hey it's that steakhouse guy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mike shans teeth are too white its weird

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
how many intros have there been to SNF so far tonight

dr disrespect
the song
this thing

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





SirPablo posted:

Buttfumble

Buttpunt

Butt....?

Buttsack. It'll be a sack of Carson Wentz where Wentz sacks himself running into a defender's burly rear end.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Let's Ride!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

bean mom posted:

mike shans teeth are too white its weird

oh yeah? well tom brady's face is too plastic and mackorkle's face is too full of tears

OWNED

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


kittle's back yay! :D

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
football

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Busy day today


Baked some almond flour keto bread.


Smoked some gochujang-cured pork jowl to make bacon.


Lettuce from the local farmers market & heirloom tomatoes from a studiomate to make a BLT for tonight's game.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Buttsack. It'll be a sack of Carson Wentz where Wentz sacks himself running into a defender's burly rear end.

We had a buttcatch a few years back, so now we need a buttpass. Also a buttkick...

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
PS2 is getting a pick tonight

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