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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i strongly recommend not drinking piss if you are on any form of medication

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
otoh it is a good way to recycle drugs if you're a desperate junkie. You know it hasn't been laced with fentanyl too... at least that you can handle it anyway!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
When people say "stay hydrated" it's the same as saying "breathe air" frankly I dont appreciate your false concern for my hydration

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
About to go for a run so I need extra hydration thanks op

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






dronk wadder erry day

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

GABA ghoul posted:

That's a very personal question and none of your business, op

David D. Davidson posted:

DON'T DRINK ANYTHING!!!!!!!

NEEDING TO STAY HYDRATED IS A LIE MADE UP BY BIG WATER TO SELL DRINKS LACED WITH MIND CONTROL AGENTS TO EXERT INFLUENCE.

Wall Balls posted:

hydration is a hoax, that's why i eat spoonfuls of salt to own the libs

Private Cumshoe posted:

H2No gently caress you OP for caring about my health more than me

Pontificating rear end posted:

When people say "stay hydrated" it's the same as saying "breathe air" frankly I dont appreciate your false concern for my hydration

Hoping the haters ITT are staying hydrated.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Posting power is directly linked to hydration

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cum is at least 90% water

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Oct 26, 2022

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ugh I went wine tasting for like 6 hours yesterday before eating an amazing dozen oysters and a short rib

I need to drink all the water in sight for the next day

Ughhhhhhhh

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I live in the desert and barely drink any water. I'm pretty sure my kidneys hate me by now.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Dixville posted:

I live in the desert and barely drink any water. I'm pretty sure my kidneys hate me by now.

That's bad for you. You should be drinking a lot more water youd would wakeup not feeling like poo poo more often than not.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
about to skull some dihydrogen monoxide

sdunday mornings are for the boys

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Nooner posted:

about to skull some dihydrogen monoxide

sdunday mornings are for the boys

no you'll get the morgellons!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I need more water, had a bit much to drink last night.

calhoun
Feb 8, 2004

I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
Yes, it's very important to me to stay hydrated with filtered water.

calhoun
Feb 8, 2004

I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
Good luck, everyone.

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

I survive on Diet Mountain Dew, coffee, and energy drinks. I'm chronically dehydrated and will probably die soon. God Bless.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDbsSeP847c

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

praxis posted:

I survive on Diet Mountain Dew, coffee, and energy drinks. I'm chronically dehydrated and will probably die soon. God Bless.

Your kidney stones will have incredible size

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Drinking beer in Manhattan tonight op. Might mix in a water. Well see. :shrug:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Don't put beer in your Manhattan you psychopath what are you from Wisconsin?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
A wisconsinite would put brandy in their manhattan

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


The Hello Machine posted:

A wisconsinite would put brandy in their manhattan

:2monocle:

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

What about this smart water I've heard so much about. I mean I assume it makes you dehydrated from making you so smart, so what water are you supposed to follow it up with to actually hydrate?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i ensure quality hydration by only drinking celebrity endorsed liquids. between russell wilson's nano bubble water, logan paul's energy drink, and george clooney's tequila i'm gonna live forever

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Apr 6, 2011

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Wall Balls posted:

i ensure quality hydration by only drinking celebrity endorsed liquids. between russell wilson's nano bubble water, logan paul's energy drink, and george clooney's tequila i'm gonna live forever

This plus gamergirl bathwater and you’ve got a stew going baby

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

hoping everyone, especially the haters + the losers, stayed safe and hydrated this weekend

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I was skeptical since it is Monday morning but looking at the piss that came out of me after I got to work I'm looking pretty hydrated op

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i drank a royal milk tea this morning. i will drink another later. hell yeah.

naem
May 29, 2011

I upgraded from a 32 ounce Nalgene bottle to a 40 ounce steel Keen Kanteen©️™️

now I can tapwater even harder

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

rear end-penny posted:

I was skeptical since it is Monday morning but looking at the piss that came out of me after I got to work I'm looking pretty hydrated op

You love to see it! (the piss)

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Buce posted:

i drank a royal milk tea this morning. i will drink another later. hell yeah.

Keep up the good work!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

naem posted:

I upgraded from a 32 ounce Nalgene bottle to a 40 ounce steel Keen Kanteen©️™️

now I can tapwater even harder

Oooh! I have a Kleen Kanteen. 1 liter. I got it on sale at the outdoors store, but I miss my Hydroflask TBH.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Mouth dry. Time for some water

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Escape From Noise posted:

Keep up the good work!

:hmmyes:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
First glass of the day down the hatch. Feeling great, like a well-oiled machine. Thanks water!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

8 oz of water pregame before morning coffee #3

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Water is actually a great insulator against radiation so by staying well-hydrated you’re basically safe from the coming nuclear Armageddon.

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