What is your wishlist for GTA VI?

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Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Honestly I want a mini game of GTA 1 and 2.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:12

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:18

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Micro transactions and libertarian morals

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:13

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

the main character is gay and everyone else is gay too and maybe they're even gay together :swoon:

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:17

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Bird Mode

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:27

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Turd Mode

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:29

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

All in game activities are closely monitored, recorded and tied to my personal info. Take-two then uses and/or sells this information to blackmail me.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 18:47

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Bonzo posted:

Honestly I want a mini game of GTA 1 and 2.

and the U.K. one because I never got around to trying it

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:24

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

i hope if you choose to walk a dog without leash in the game it gets eaten by a fuckin alligator. leash up bitches.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:35

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

options to be Baby Mario and Baby Luigi and Baby Peach

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:40

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Funky Mode

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:40

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

it should let you whip your dick out and piss wherever you want, and you can piss on people's faces and it makes them throw up, then you can chop their heads off and the throw up keeps spewing out of their bloody neck stump splattering everywhere, which makes more people throw up

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:41

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

make it more like Duke Nukem

but the sidescrolling ones

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:43

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

A high-budget sequel to Postal 2

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:44

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Private Cumshoe posted:

make it more like Duke Nukem

but the sidescrolling ones

the game has one overriding mission: get home in time to watch oprah!

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:45

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Realistic junk and beps physics on everything.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:45

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Junk posted:

it should let you whip your dick out and piss wherever you want, and you can piss on people's faces and it makes them throw up, then you can chop their heads off and the throw up keeps spewing out of their bloody neck stump splattering everywhere, which makes more people throw up

Came here to post this

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:51

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

i mean really the last game let you run over cats and dogs with zero controversy about it like there would have been around hte time of gta3, rockstar should really lean into making the series a full blown murder simulator instead of all this dumb relationship and stock market simulator poo poo they did the last 2 games

# ? Dec 3, 2023 19:55

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Junk posted:

i mean really the last game let you run over cats and dogs with zero controversy about it like there would have been around hte time of gta3, rockstar should really lean into making the series a full blown murder simulator instead of all this dumb relationship and stock market simulator poo poo they did the last 2 games

you can murder all kinds of animals (and people) in RDR2

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:04

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Earwicker posted:

you can murder all kinds of animals (and people) in RDR2

yeah

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:12

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Real time everything like RDR2 so it takes for-freaking-ever to get into and drive your car, shoot your guns, take a piss, etc.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:16

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Earwicker posted:

you can murder all kinds of animals (and people) in RDR2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orOcR2givU

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:20

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Real time everything like RDR2 so it takes for-freaking-ever to get into and drive your car, shoot your guns, take a piss, etc.

your character is a 75 year old retiree and it takes you at least five minutes to get into and out of any vehicle, complete with groaning sounds. there's a first person mode but you can't see over the dash. you have to stop to piss every 15 minutes.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:20

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Junk posted:

yeah

Yeah but u can't walk around strokin ur poo poo!!

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:22

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Be set in 2069 lawless Sweden and feature lady-only gangs of roving marauders and vandals.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:24

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

rollerblades

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:27

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

instead of just being able to hire prostitutes, you can become a prostitute yourself and there's a dick sucking minigame and you have to go to the clinic after

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:29

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

A hockey league run by the mob

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:31

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Convex posted:

every mission completed adds an extra cousin until you have a trail of them following you everywhere like lemmings

Eventually you have to do story-critical missions for some cousins. If you didn't call them back fast enough earlier in the game, they hold a grudge and won't give you the missions. Then you can't complete the story.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:31

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Junk posted:

instead of just being able to hire prostitutes, you can become a prostitute yourself and there's a dick sucking minigame and you have to go to the clinic after

there's a specific skill tree for the activity and when you max it out you can hold your breath for five minutes

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:32

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Procedurally Generated Florida

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:32

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

OP cash store only flying cars you can grift noobs in, preferably Bentleys

Powered exoskeleton armor

Hookers in powered exoskeleton armor

Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Dec 3, 2023

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:51

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

everything is a QTE

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:55

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

driving physics that aren't trash and rockstar actually using euphoria again.

# ? Dec 3, 2023 20:58

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

I want there to be a Chic-Fil-A drive thru simulator

# ? Dec 3, 2023 21:07

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

A lifelike dynamic replica of Vancouver's Hastings Street where you earn playtime rewards for virtually shooting up on the sidewalk.

Moving up the international fentanyl trade ladder to reach the end-game raids

Bigger yachts, much bigger

# ? Dec 3, 2023 21:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

je1 healthcare posted:

-Purchasable lottery tickets with the same winning odds as IRL
-a pickleball minigame
-a story mission requiring you to place 1st in a pickleball tournament in order to unlock the ability to steal or drive cars
-go-karts
-a yeti that has a 0.00000001% chance of spawning and also the console's recording is disabled when within range
-political commentary such as the governor being named "Jon DeSuckdis"
-a president who won re-election despite currently serving a prison sentence, so there's comedy shots of him (or HER) addressing the nation from a prison cell which is decked out like the oval office
-a zone that's not-Disneyworld that you can't enter because you'll be mowed down by security drones once you climb the fence
-electric bikes, cars, and scooters randomly explode (to emphasize that they SUCK)
-a poledancing sidejob for both characters that unlocks new wardrobe outfits for each song (but only if you hit 90% of the QTE prompts)
-a fictional coffee chain named "Starfucks"
-increased sensitivity against punching down on marginalized white trash
-store owners who will pull a gun on you if you're wearing a facemask, or not wearing a mask, each has their own preference, also you can only put on a mask at the wardrobe screen (back at your house, in front of your bedroom closet on the 2nd floor at the end of the hall)
-a jetski race that goes around the entire island so it takes 3 hours to do one lap
-over 400 underwater collectables
-not-Tesla rocket launches occasionally in the distance and they explode 90% of the time
-a guy who hires you to pick up 5 pieces of rocket debris from the beach