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BlueChocolate posted:she probably has an infection Yea she's yeasty 2/10
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Moola posted:a pooping butt killed my parents hosed up if true
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MOOBS! posted:just smoke a bunch of cigarettes and get your mouth to work on that stink hole only a gay person does not attack all pussy
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Moola posted:a pooping butt killed my parents You're only going to overcome your fears by facing them.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You're only going to overcome your fears by feceing them.
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"Ohhhhh let's say we had a stank o meter that ranged from 1 to 10 with ten being the king stank. With the classic 1 though 10 hotness scale. Have to at least double the amount of stank. 5 stank has to be a 10 hotness. If she's under 5 in hotness and is on the stank meter she's out." this is from a very credible source. problem solved
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trixie hardcore aren't you a troon? why are you posting itt when you can just make your synthetic vagina smell however you want it to?
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Sorry vyst I'm a cis-woman, your dreams of having odor free synthetic vaginal intercourse with me will never become a reality. In fact, if I knew you were coming over for dinner I would make sure to spend the day running a marathon in spandex so that when you walked through the door my pussy stank would render you unconscious.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Sorry vyst I'm a cis-woman, you're dreams of having odor free synthetic vaginal intercourse with me will never become a reality. In fact, if I knew you were coming over for dinner I would make sure to spend the day running a marathon in spandex so that when you walked through the door my pussy stank would render you unconscious. i cant help but think you are pretty cool trixie hardcore mad respect to you and your vagina
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Sorry vyst I'm a cis-woman, your dreams of having odor free synthetic vaginal intercourse with me will never become a reality. In fact, if I knew you were coming over for dinner I would make sure to spend the day running a marathon in spandex so that when you walked through the door my pussy stank would render you unconscious. I would love to asphyxiate and die from your vagstank right as I came.
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MOOBS! posted:i cant help but think you are pretty cool trixie hardcore mad respect to you and your vagina Aw, thanks. Gonna Febreeze my snatch extra fresh for you tonight baby. vyst posted:I would love to asphyxiate and die from your vagstank right as I came. Get in line. Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jun 7, 2014 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Aw, thanks. Gonna Febreeze my snatch extra fresh for you tonight baby. nah like i said you sound legit your husband would probably kick my rear end no problem dudes gotta be pretty buff
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I once with my ex girlfriend and she used "summer's breezy" on her deal and was like "try to do it righ tthis time you gay fucker" and made me lick at her hole. I did it for a while and I went to go talk to her face to face and I said "It smells like a deer .... rotting in the forest" She didn't like me to do that anymore after that. She was like if you hate how it smells so much don't do it and I once time took a clothespin before we had sex and put it on my nose and said "I'm ready for you baby" and it made her cry and I had to explain to her that it was just a big joke and her pussy smells fine. WHICH WAS A loving LIE IT SMELLED LIKE HELL
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Jun 7, 2014 05:28
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The real question is how much should she shower before you rim her?
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HalPhilipWalker posted:The real question is how much should she shower before you rim her? your tongue is going into an rear end in a top hat if you are afraid of a little poo poo it mind not be your thing an rear end in a top hat should be cleaner after you lick it than before you lick it 
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MOOBS! posted:
actually, mouths are dirtier than anuses 
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Iamblikhos posted:actually, mouths are dirtier than anuses which is why I refuse to let my bfs dirty loving mouth anywhere near my pristine little butthole
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Iamblikhos posted:actually, mouths are dirtier than anuses i wash my mouth out with listerine how often do you have alcohol in your anus?
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MOOBS! posted:i wash my mouth out with listerine how often do you have alcohol in your anus? none of your drat business!
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lots of dudes very knowledgeable on pussy scents in this thread no would lie online, either
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Jun 7, 2014 09:09
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Is it fixable. Can you tell her to wash that poo poo out or something?
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toggle posted:lots of dudes very knowledgeable on pussy scents in this thread if it smells like tuna you know its bad if it smells like butterscotch yo, you know its good
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vyst posted:for you to still date her/gently caress her if she had an awful smelling pussy? I'm trying to do some research. -5/10
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MOOBS! posted:if it smells like tuna you know its bad true for most things in life except butterscotch
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what about the hairy pussys do you guys like them
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Hot Cops posted:what about the hairy pussys do you guys like them my balls/dick has quite a bit of hair on them (until amazon delivers my new bodygroom thx sabel) if they can handle that i can handle a bit of wet hair
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Hot Cops posted:what about the hairy pussys do you guys like them Pussy is pussy. Sometimes a little expedition into the jungle is fun
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Hot Cops posted:what about the hairy pussys do you guys like them I ain't got braces any more so whatever.
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Jun 7, 2014 15:23
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Does the girl drink a lot of dr pepper??? Don't eat her out
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Does the girl drink a lot of dr pepper??? Don't you mean asparagus?
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Jun 7, 2014 16:43
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Definitely mean dr pepper Bitter.
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Jun 7, 2014 17:17
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Definitely mean dr pepper See now I'm curious to taste dr pepper pussy
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Not gonna lie, I'd like to try Dr. Pepper pussy too.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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I would feel unfulfilled dating a girl I couldn't go down on if you want to date her try dropping subtle hints like "what's that smell?" or "you smell something?" then look at her crotch and then back at her face. then go about whatever you were doing as though you did not say it. Buy some douche at the store and put them in plain sight in the bathroom. When she comes over and asks you why you have them you can say "oh you can use those if you want"
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