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Iron Prince posted:i don't gently caress with tinder much so i opened it up after reading the op, swiped right until it wouldn't let me any more and got 18 matches. don't know how you could be loving it up that bad op Well, I'm a bit selective. I don't want to lead on any girls that I absolutely wouldn't be interested in and waste a swipe either. But yeah, I've been maxing out my 100 swipes everyday. If I had just one match, I could accept that I was a loser, but with 0 I feel like something is wrong. Anyway, we'll see how this new account works.
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Serious advice try a picture of you cooking something. You don't need friends/hobbies/good camera/expensive outdoor activities to cook something impressive. Bake some cupcakes and decorate the poo poo out of them. Grill a beef brisket. Make a vegan red curry.
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Jun 25, 2016 19:25
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I know they are bad. I see what pictures are "good". They require resources that I don't have to produce (friends, outdoor hobbies, high quality camera). My profile pictures are pragmatic, and they are accurate representations. If a girl can't get down with my DIY Punk Rock attitude, we are both better off. Post your photos and we can Photoshop some friends into them. I got CS6, they won't even be able to tell.
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Jun 25, 2016 19:31
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I heard if you send girls messages, the random monkey cheese bullshit, gets the millenial girls tractors going.
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Jun 25, 2016 20:14
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Pictures are the only thing that matters, you dummy
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Jun 25, 2016 21:26
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tinder uses a hidden ELO algorithm that puts you in the gutter if you like everyone. so don't do that.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:36
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Post your photos and we can Photoshop some friends into them. I got CS6, they won't even be able to tell. same; i iz here to helps
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Jun 25, 2016 21:52
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Post pictures of men in ghost costumes instead please
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Jun 25, 2016 22:14
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a hundred boners posted:tinder uses a hidden ELO algorithm that puts you in the gutter if you like everyone. so don't do that. ELO owns
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Jun 25, 2016 22:16
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm pretty impressed by the OP actually. Dude seems like he wakes up very early; and he doesn't go to bed until every woman in his zip code absolutely knows he's a loser. Then when that is finished he does it all again just to make sure. That's dedication right there. To being a loser. hahahaha
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Jun 25, 2016 22:23
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:tell that to my rock hard cock! but no, seriously, i wouldn't mind like getting a girlfriend. honestly, i don't think any girl can be better than my hand anyway. my grip is so tight. You should probably stop this because it's going to make actual sex pretty disappointing.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:28
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i skimmed over your depressing post only to be unsure if its real: surely you must match with at least 4 fake bot accounts a day?
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Jun 25, 2016 22:49
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Doctor Schnabel posted:hahahaha I actually have to give extra props for that post because I'm not sure where the "does it all again" bit came from. That was before I made a new account to run through my zip code again. Savage and prophetic.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:55
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dog buttz posted:You should probably stop this because it's going to make actual sex pretty disappointing. it's not on purpose, there comes a point when you masturbate too much that if you aren't pulling a muscle in your leg while jerking off you're not getting off.
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Jun 25, 2016 22:57
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extra stout posted:i skimmed over your depressing post only to be unsure if its real: surely you must match with at least 4 fake bot accounts a day? i live in [YOUR TOWN] off of [NEARBY STREET] and recently broke up with my boyfriend, wanna hook up?
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Jun 25, 2016 22:57
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just be gay gays are sluts you seen grindr? poo poo is crazy brother, people will offer to suck your dick man men are huge sluts
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Jun 25, 2016 23:00
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Otisburg posted:i live in [YOUR TOWN] off of [NEARBY STREET] and recently broke up with my boyfriend, wanna hook up? Oh, that's a thing? Will keep an eye out for these scoundrels when the matches start pouring in. Did my first 100 like swipes with my new account, nothing so far.
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Jun 25, 2016 23:02
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Oh, that's a thing? Will keep an eye out for these scoundrels when the matches start pouring in. Did my first 100 like swipes with my new account, nothing so far. the ones I've encountered do an okay job of ripping off "plausibly hot" but not like model hot pics, so if you're deliberately swiping outside your league you may not encounter them.
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Jun 25, 2016 23:04
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equanimity in the face of adversity or triumph is true victory over the self perhaps you should look inwards rather than share your pain with others
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Jun 25, 2016 23:07
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I have the opposite thing of the op and had to delete my tinder because I was getting too many matches and it was overwhelming trying to juggle that many girls.
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Jun 25, 2016 23:40
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Yo OP just get some better photos of yourself and have your bio be a few hobbies/interests of yours that aren't boring to talk about.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:04
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i listed Super Smash Brothers as my number 1 passion and no one talks to me help
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Jun 26, 2016 00:04
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I remeber a classic internet joke once that went "I sent that bitch a smiley. Bitches love smilies" and while Im not one to go around referring to women as "bitches" I think that everyone regardless of their gender likes smilies. OP could go this route and send that special someone a smiley if they ever get one, that is!
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Jun 26, 2016 00:11
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Never actually tried any form of online dating before. Made an OkCupid in the past just to lurk and see what was out there, but never got the courage to make a profile. Now, I would happily make one, but in my current location, OkCupid just doesn't have much of an audience. Can't play the numbers game if I don't got numbers to work with. Tinder, however, is hugely popular. I made an account to lurk there, and I saw everyone I saw on OkCupid and 100x more. most women don't find autism sexy sorry
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Jun 26, 2016 00:11
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try going into IT and waiting ten years that usually works for your ilk
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Jun 26, 2016 00:12
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Think it just made your self-esteem more accurate, OP. And gently caress you.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:38
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8 track betamax posted:Op have you ever considered a position as moderator of the something awful forums? harsh!
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Jun 26, 2016 00:41
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effort post: I don't like using Tinder, I feel like it's mainly an engine for people to seek validation than to meet people. like they want to see who swipes right on them back
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Jun 26, 2016 00:49
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sorry you live out in the sticks and no one uses OKCupid, the superior way to get laid by strangers
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Jun 26, 2016 00:51
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I'm pretty impressed by the OP actually. Dude seems like he wakes up very early; and he doesn't go to bed until every woman in his zip code absolutely knows he's a loser. Then when that is finished he does it all again just to make sure. That's dedication right there. To being a loser. this is an extremely top tier burn
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Jun 26, 2016 08:10
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online dating is supposed to lower your self esteem. Why else would you gently caress online daters?
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Jun 26, 2016 08:33
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lol jonpop so burnt he cant even get a hooker to bang him
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Jun 26, 2016 09:27
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im full of cummies, who wants my cummies
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Jun 26, 2016 10:23
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Zzulu posted:im full of cummies, who wants my cummies It depends, whose cummies are they? Daddy's?
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Jun 26, 2016 11:38
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Got my first match, she lives 4 hours away. WTF, I only search within 10 miles.
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Jun 26, 2016 11:44
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Got my first match, she lives 4 hours away. WTF, I only search within 10 miles. since its a hook up app, its based on current location, not where you live. You or her were swiping while out of town. or she is from near you but travelling when you looked at her profile. i matched with a chick from like norway when we were both in key west.
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Jun 26, 2016 12:13
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paul_soccer10 posted:swipe right is the good one i think i've located the op's problem
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Jun 26, 2016 13:25
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:you don't even know me, bro. i'm not the one making profiles with no description. i actually check to see if a girl has a profile and read it before every "like" swipe. to be honest, it's to get to know them somewhat, but also so i can swipe nope so hard if they mention kids. i am almost positive you are jonpop
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Jun 26, 2016 14:35
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the only thing that i cant be sure on is the reg date, iirc jonpop came after 2012 unless this is a parachute
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i got like 150 matches on okcupid and everyone is a shallow gently caress who just says Hi who has to be treated like baby in a loving text conversation, doesn't really get any better OP
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