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awesome doggo
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scarred for life
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that pug is like a black guy who just turned a corner and ran into a white man wearing blackface. beatdown gonna be brutal
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Feb 10, 2017 10:38
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass
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Feb 10, 2017 10:41
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Aww, lil palpatine.
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Feb 10, 2017 14:54
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1500quidporsche posted:I don't understand how people fail to comprehend this. There's people in my building I've told five plus times that my dog is going to loving bite their hand if they stick it infront of his face and it never stops them from thinking its perfectly fine to stick their hand right in front of the dog's mouth. Is there something I'm not communicating that leads them to think my dog won't loving go for the hand when they put their hand right in his face? My wife teaches Special Ed and is always talking about how her kids get natural consequences. Kind of like when you tell a child not to touch the hot stove and then they touch it and it's hot and they cry. Sometimes letting people have a natural consequence is the only way they learn. Do not feel bad for these people. They are dumbasses.
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Your Taint posted:My wife teaches Special Ed and is always talking about how her kids get natural consequences. Kind of like when you tell a child not to touch the hot stove and then they touch it and it's hot and they cry. Sometimes letting people have a natural consequence is the only way they learn. Do not feel bad for these people. They are dumbasses. the problem is when those natural consequences are interpersonal in nature, such as talking poo poo and provoking others leading to an rear end whooping
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Feb 10, 2017 14:58
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass in case you need a reference OP, here are 2 better "free" doggos that well adjusted enough not to bite people in public  Which is good because when I got the pointer mix I didn't realize what I was actually getting was a Dalmatian named Marshall who stands at face-height to all the small children who recognize that character and instinctively flock to him. And the murderdog crossed with what appears to be a greyhound always takes the opportunity to sneak in a face lick.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:23
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Your dog needs a firmware update OP please connect it to the internet and download the latest updates and drivers
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Feb 10, 2017 16:23
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ra tehuti posted:I would rather be crucified than see a pug go unloved. Does an animal that is born with severe genetic defects deserve our love and affection? Yes! Should we create more animals with diseased genetics? Also yes!
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Feb 10, 2017 17:02
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various cheeses posted:What about this one Something is wrong with that pug. It does not look like a twisted image of its former self.
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Feb 10, 2017 17:03
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This guy crouched down and tried to pet my dog while at a street corner and she immediately backed up into my legs. Then he took a step forward and tried to pet her again before I could pull her away and she ended up smacking the guy in the face with her dogpaw and barking. The guy tried to laugh it off but he totally looked like a scrub. Here she is looking like a G: 
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Feb 10, 2017 17:38
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i should be clear that i've never met a pug i didn't like. they are loving friendly dogs and their dumb mannerisms that are brought about by their horrifying rapidly degrading genetic structure are oddly appealing, but they should still go extinct and be illegal to continue breeding.
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Feb 10, 2017 17:54
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Whenever someone tells me that something is hot and I shouldn't touch it, I always touch it OP. That's why people hold out their hand at your dog.
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Feb 10, 2017 17:59
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My shiba inu is the same, op. When they yank their hands back at 100mph I just laugh at them and say "looks like you learned a pretty important lesson there" in the smuggest voice I can manage.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:01
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I realized I have written some mean things about dogs in this thread. I am ok with dogs in general. There is even a dog working at my office.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:21
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Onkel Hedwig posted:I realized I have written some mean things about dogs in this thread. I am ok with dogs in general. There is even a dog working at my office. it is too late. the dog council has already taken note of your comments. the black vans are en route to your location.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:31
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My pitbull is an innocent cutie and might jump and lick your hand/face/etc if she's excited and/or has never seen you before, but she has never bitten anyone's hand and never will. She's the cutest and sweetest. 
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Feb 10, 2017 18:49
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I saw this show called Bad Dogs or something and this couple on the show had this fat pug (fat even for a pug) that they fed pepperoni pizza to constantly. They also were fat. Like they showed the three of them sitting at a table eating pizza for dinner with forks and knives while the pug went to town from his high chair. So not only is your dog genetically hosed but you're making it even harder for the thing to breathe and get around because its body is 40% pepperoni pizza.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:50
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My pitbull is an innocent cutie and might jump and lick your hand/face/etc if she's excited and/or has never seen you before, but she has never bitten anyone's hand and never will. She's the cutest and sweetest. this quote will be in the newspaper some day
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My pitbull is an innocent cutie and might jump and lick your hand/face/etc if she's excited and/or has never seen you before, but she has never bitten anyone's hand and never will. She's the cutest and sweetest. My hound/shepherd mix is the same way. I had never even heard him growl before until I took him once to a different groomer. (He used to get washed/trimmed at his day care with zero issues but now we just do it at home). Anyway, he gave the new groomer some warning growls and some air chomps if she got within 5 feet of him. Behavior I'd never seen, and I've had him since he was 8 weeks old. Sometimes you just never know. Although to be honest, I didn't like her either, so maybe he was on to something.
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Feb 10, 2017 19:04
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luv 2 date boys posted:get a better dog, dumbass a good plan
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Ein cooler Typ posted:this quote will be in the newspaper some day yeah I don't think you can be so certain about what could or couldn't happen. Kids especially are such wild cards; I had a 3 year old just walk up to the pointer in Petsmart and out-right bitch slap him on the nose really hard. Luckily, he just kinda looked at me like "wtf is this poo poo, dad!?" In a scarier moment, my 7 year old nephew came over to our house for the first time and while we were all standing around talking, decides he's going to yank the pit-mix's bed out from under him for no goddamn reason. I'm glad all he got was a warning snap that left a tiny little red whelt where a tooth grazed his forehead. That dog is the biggest fiend for love and affection from nearly everyone he meets--he loves kids, and I get compliments all the time from parents about how well behaved they both are, but in that instant my wonderful dog could have just as easily removed my Nephew's face in front of all of us.
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Onkel Hedwig posted:Does an animal that is born with severe genetic defects deserve our love and affection? Yes! Should we create more animals with diseased genetics? Also yes! lol @ neutering dogs
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Feb 10, 2017 20:15
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pit bulls are hosed up murderdogs and if you think fluffles wouldn't rip the head off a human child first chance it gets you're part of the problem
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Feb 10, 2017 20:18
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if you don't know how to properly take care of your dog you probably shouldn't be posting about it on the internet.
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I had a dog that we got from the kennel once and he was mostly blind and had a messed up lopsided face from probably being smacked by a porcupine and he had this super gross ear infection that stank. His name was Fred. Anyways the best part about Fred the dog was he'd be outside and if he wanted in he'd howl instead of barking because ???dog??? but he'd be all the way at the end of the lead, so you'd open the door and call him in, and as he was running towards the house he'd have his head up in the air still howling away and he'd like lope forward while tripping over his own feet. He also had a dog house we built for him but instead of sleeping in it he'd dig furrows in the yard and lay down in those because ???dog???. Anyways he was a real good dog and was with us for like 5 years before he died of old. He poo poo on everybody's bed at least once except mine cuz we were buds.
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Jimmy Hats posted:I had a dog that we got from the kennel once and he was mostly blind and had a messed up lopsided face from probably being smacked by a porcupine and he had this super gross ear infection that stank. His name was Fred. Anyways the best part about Fred the dog was he'd be outside and if he wanted in he'd howl instead of barking because ???dog??? but he'd be all the way at the end of the lead, so you'd open the door and call him in, and as he was running towards the house he'd have his head up in the air still howling away and he'd like lope forward while tripping over his own feet. He also had a dog house we built for him but instead of sleeping in it he'd dig furrows in the yard and lay down in those because ???dog???. So ends the tale of dgsw.
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basic hitler posted:pit bulls are hosed up murderdogs and if you think fluffles wouldn't rip the head off a human child first chance it gets you're part of the problem I'm not sure I agree. I think he knows he's only gonna get to eat one so he's tasting them all before he settles on the right one.
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bad dog is gay
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ra tehuti posted:bad dog is gay queer pugs run this town
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Feb 10, 2017 20:37
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for once, I wish I wasn't in charge.
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ra tehuti posted:for once, I wish I wasn't in charge. lol
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I pet at least one dog a day and I always first ask the owner if their pup is friendly but for the first time two days ago someone said their dog, a German shepherd, wasn't good with strangers. I almost called bullshit and almost stuck my hand out to let him have a whiff anyway but then thought better about doing something so potentially idiotic.
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my friends picked up a german shepherd trained as a service dog for their kids, and i made the mistake of trying to say hello to their daughter without first clearing it with the new guardian, but the second i stopped to get permission, they turned into a very sweet puppy, but for a few seconds i had a massive german shepherd snarling at me and i never want to make that mistake ever again.
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Feb 10, 2017 23:09
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I took a buzzfeed quiz that said if I was a dog I'd be a German Shepherd
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If I was a dog I'd want to be like my old pal Fred: Really messed up and kinda gross but also very cool and good
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