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batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda

Smash it Smash hit posted:

check this one out:

aniGAY

aniMEH

FTFY and your baka gaijin pronunciation

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Waltzing Along posted:

It's in theaters right now and has been for the last 3 weeks or so.

Outside of metropolis-tier cities it was mostly one-off screenings. My city's was that way, and as such was flagged as an "event" screening, so instead of movie trailers we got trailers for live broadcasts of plays and operas and some 3d documentary about Raphael (not the ninja turtle). It was like the theater was saying "nooo anime isn't art this is art it's not too late to leave".

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

batmansdrawers posted:

aniMEH

FTFY and your baka GAYjin pronunciation

ftfybb

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
God help that theater but they did try

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

People flip their poo poo at like 30 seconds where it is animated like a more interesting independent animation that would have been funded by the national film Board of Canada in the early 80s

If you disparage the Big Snit I swear I will play the accordian so loud you wont notice the ongoing nuclear holocaust.

ltugo
Aug 10, 2004

If there was a grading scale for torture I would give sleep deprivation and waterboarding a C-.

univbee posted:

Same base songs, just sung by what I believe is an Irishman.

It was actually sung by the same guy who did the Japanese versions. Apparently he lived in the United States until he was 10 yrs old. They tried their best to keep the same tempo so some of the lyrics are a little awkward.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I liked The Wind Rises or something it was about an engineer that made planes

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
God drat it i wish anime and manga sucked less. i can't call myself an anime fan without everyone thinking I'm a pedophile on a short bus, but i also want to express that on the occasions anime is good, i won't try and pretend it's not.

Death to fanservice AND death to those who dislike anime imo

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Oh yeah this isn't one of those occasions. gently caress OP for thinking some body swap bullshit is at all comparable to the universal appeal of Spirited Away's 1) weird monsters and 2) a little girl not getting her boobs mashed.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Cobweb Heart posted:

Oh yeah this isn't one of those occasions. gently caress OP for thinking some body swap bullshit is at all comparable to the universal appeal of Spirited Away's 1) weird monsters and 2) a little girl not getting her boobs mashed.

Spirited Away is an allegory for children being kidnapped into the sex trade.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Oh poo poo, look at the forum responsible for swap.avi suddenly getting all particular about the quality of their media.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

aherdofpenguins posted:

5 Centimeters per Second

Gonna sue for copyright infringement, they stole the name of the porn I made

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Oh poo poo, look at the forum responsible for swap.avi suddenly getting all particular about the quality of their media.

Yo that was also bad

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

univbee posted:

Spirited Away is an allegory for children being kidnapped into the sex trade.

this is why it's not fun to talk about anime. This is why it's not a topic you can always bring up in polite conversation. A story where a girl goes to a ghost world and ultimately fixes a problem there and returns to her family. It's an allegory for UNDERAGE BROTHEL RAPE because... wellll it's a girl, she has to do a lovely job, it's written by a Japanese, put it together!!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I am trying to make everything in my life anime.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cobweb Heart posted:

wellll it's a girl, she has to do a lovely job, it's written by a Japanese, put it together!!!!

Well poo poo you convinced me friend

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Blue Train posted:

Well poo poo you convinced me friend

That really is the entirety of what the "In Spirited Away chihiro is really getting constantly molested and raped" crowd have to support their bizarre interpretation of a cartoon kid's story. She MUST be getting raped because how could anime be about anything else? And I don't have a great comeback to that beyond "but, but but it's not all like that".

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ok so who do I trust, the my friends who told me that this was a good movie that I should watch or embittered goons?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Cobweb Heart posted:

That really is the entirety of what the "In Spirited Away chihiro is really getting constantly molested and raped" crowd have to support their bizarre interpretation of a cartoon kid's story. She MUST be getting raped because how could anime be about anything else? And I don't have a great comeback to that beyond "but, but but it's not all like that".

You should stop hanging out with SMG.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Creamed Cormp posted:

ok so who do I trust, the my friends who told me that this was a good movie that I should watch or embittered goons?

Never trust anything you read in GBS. That's why I put in the OP just say whatever you want about the movie. It's also why I put it in GBS. It's more interesting to see the chaos any opinion will stir up. Pick, for example, is intimately familiar with the film and anime in general. Clearly, she is an expert on anime. But she thinks the movie is trash. So an anime fan is telling you the movie is bad. I, as a non anime fan, say it is quite good. Who to believe? Pick, the anime expert or me, the person who just likes good movies?

Or you could trust rottentomatoes. The aggregate for the movie is 98% which is, I believe, the highest rated anime on the site.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah but I am also a disgusting anime nerd (though I watch like maybe 1 show per season nowadays), so really it comes down to trusting either an insane white female furry or not?

dang I really can't choose.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Saw it in a theater- definitely overhyped but I still enjoyed myself. It was cute.

Audience was surprisingly diverse; saw people up to their 30s-40s, a bunch of highschoolers, and the obligatory Trenchcoat Neckbeard Fedora Guy even apparently deigned to watch this mainstream pleb anime

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
i liked it a lot (aside from the musical interludes, which were poo poo) but why everyone is saying it's practically Miyazaki quality is beyond me.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Cobweb Heart posted:

this is why it's not fun to talk about anime. This is why it's not a topic you can always bring up in polite conversation. A story where a girl goes to a ghost world and ultimately fixes a problem there and returns to her family. It's an allegory for UNDERAGE BROTHEL RAPE because... wellll it's a girl, she has to do a lovely job, it's written by a Japanese, put it together!!!!

She quite literally has her identity taken from her by the madam, a contrary male handler who is also a slave, bathes old men in private, and has some creepy stalker who is obsessed with her specifically and explicitly wants to do some unnamed horrible things to her.

Here let me link you to my 30,000 word post on the subject on my Angelfire page.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Anime goes in the trash

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Anime goes in the trash

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Anime goes in the trash

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Anime goes in the trash

Your Name






Is Reek

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Enough about your name. What's MY NAME??

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
bodyswap.amv

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

univbee posted:

She quite literally has her identity taken from her by the madam, a contrary male handler who is also a slave, bathes old men in private, and has some creepy stalker who is obsessed with her specifically and explicitly wants to do some unnamed horrible things to her.

Here let me link you to my 30,000 word post on the subject on my Angelfire page.

I hope it's more convincing than your shortform posts because this sucks. The fairytale witch is totally a bordello madam because she magically steals people's names, I know, that happened to me once. By old man, you mean the friendly river god whose human impurities (bicycles, trash) are removed with the girl's help and doesn't harm her at all, right? You can't think of any more obvious metaphor that scene could be. And when you say stalker, you're talking about the greedy ghost who wants to be her friend. I dunno bro. just cause your foot can go in the shoe doesn't mean the shoe fits.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

quote:

Chihiro was created based on a ten-year-old girl, the daughter of a friend of Miyazaki's. This girl also made Miyazaki continue working after promising retirement from filmmaking after Mononoke Hime/Princess Mononoke (1997).

Oh drat I guess you're right here's a quote from the dude who made it and everything:

quote:

Yes, I decided to have this girl get hosed by ghosts. The whole film, it might seem like she's cleaning the ghosts, but she is loving them. I have never told her this. The dragon boy is a metaphor for the friends you meet as a ten-year-old hooker.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Cobweb Heart posted:

Oh drat I guess you're right here's a quote from the dude who made it and everything:

Sounds like TV Nihon's subs, and we all know they're never wrong.

I don't agree with the Spirited Away = prostitution thing, to be clear, it's just fun to push people's buttons with. I apologize on behalf of Poe's Law

liquid courage
Aug 12, 2011

if you want some good anime, watch like... something by masaaki yuasa, satoshi kon or isao takahata. scratch that, just watch mind game.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
No you should watch Kamen Rider Amazons, which is live action so it's not even anime and it's not for kids because the rubber suit monsters eat people on screen, and season 2 so far is a lot more gory than season 1 was and has on-screen EATING EYEBALLS AND BRAINS AND GUTS ARE STREWN EVERYWHERE :unsmigghh:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Miyazaki himself has come out to say that Spirited Away is not about a bordello and that my neighbor Totoro is not about a murder. People seem to have the stupid Grim dark interpretations of every loving piece of animated media. It is not blood and guts and murder and rape that will make your stupid loving cartoons something that adults can enjoy. It is actual quality that makes cartoon something adults can enjoy, where we live in a world that, frankly, most cartoons loving suck rear end. Some of them are good, and they're worth cherishing, and cherishing means not saying theyre about child rape

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Spirited Away is about taking care of the environment. However, much of the movie takes place at a bordello where the young women are being taught how to take care of the men. It's not about the sex trade. That's just the setting.

It's like how Cheers wasn't about a bar, it just took place in one.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Pick posted:

Miyazaki himself has come out to say that Spirited Away is not about a bordello and that my neighbor Totoro is not about a murder. People seem to have the stupid Grim dark interpretations of every loving piece of animated media. It is not blood and guts and murder and rape that will make your stupid loving cartoons something that adults can enjoy. It is actual quality that makes cartoon something adults can enjoy, where we live in a world that, frankly, most cartoons loving suck rear end. Some of them are good, and they're worth cherishing, and cherishing means not saying theyre about child rape

It's anime.

It belongs in the trash.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Pick posted:

Miyazaki himself has come out to say that Spirited Away is not about a bordello and that my neighbor Totoro is not about a murder. People seem to have the stupid Grim dark interpretations of every loving piece of animated media. It is not blood and guts and murder and rape that will make your stupid loving cartoons something that adults can enjoy. It is actual quality that makes cartoon something adults can enjoy, where we live in a world that, frankly, most cartoons loving suck rear end. Some of them are good, and they're worth cherishing, and cherishing means not saying theyre about child rape

my neighbors the yamadas is really good and i think the theory that the dad killed and ate the whole family and the final scene is just a fantasy born out remorse for his crimes just detracts from the whole thing

Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 18:52 on May 3, 2017

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

my neighbors the yamadas is really good and i think the theory that the dad killed and ate the whole family and the final scene is just a fantasy born out remorse for his crimes just detracts from the whole thing

I love that one

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