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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


arf arf

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Can we just go ahead and assume he has committed some sort of sexual assault multiple times?

So I don't like him :colbert::

I'm not reading his long rear end rap sheet on Wikipedia but I'm pretty sure that back in the day I remember reading in The Source (lol) that he was being investigated for assaulting a stripper.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Insightful. She's also way hotter.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I thought he'd empathise with Scooby. What a hack.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Wit kids I knew my friends all turned against me
Said gently caress it, bought me a dog ever since me and my dog has been like this
He got my back I got his

-DMX

I like how the current Ruff Ryder roster on Wikipedia only has a dedicated link for DMX, the rest of the members are in red text.

Original_Z fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jun 12, 2017

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


*kills dog and buries it in back yard*

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Reaper DMX

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Me as DMX: All I know is pain, all I feel is rain. How can I maintain with mad poo poo on my brain.

You: Sir, this is a Dunkin' Donuts.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


EnvyJ
May 4, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
New York, NY – After being charged with 14 counts of tax evasion earlier this week, Earl Simmons, better known by his rap moniker DMX, turned himself in to New York City authorities on Thursday night (July 13) and subsequently posted $500,000 bail on Friday morning (July 14), according to TMZ. He reportedly needed two co-signers to come up with the money.

A spokesman for the U.S. District Attorney’s Office, Nicholas Biase, said DMX will have travel restrictions that require him to remain in the New York City area. He’ll also undergo strict drug testing and will not be allowed to carry any firearms while on bail.

(The original version of the article was posted on July 13, 2017 and can be found below.)

DMX (real name Earl Simmons) has been slapped with 14 counts of tax evasion (which could add up to decades in prison), according to the U.S. Attorney of the Southern District of New York. A court document says DMX concealed his income between 2002 and 2005, and owes $1.7 million to the IRS. According to the indictment, the veteran rapper earned bundles of money in the early 2000s stemming from multiple hits like “X Gon’ Give It To Ya.”
Prosecutors allege he listed his income in 2011 and 2012 as “unknown,” when he actually made $353,000 and $542,000, respectively. In 2013, he reported an income of $10,000, but according to the feds, he actually earned $250,000 that year.

Acting U.S. Attorney Joon H. Kim said, “For years, Earl Simmons, the recording artist and performer known as DMX, made millions from his chart-topping songs, concert performances and television shows. But while raking in millions from his songs, including his 2003 hit ‘X Gon’ Give it to Ya,’ DMX didn’t give any of it to the IRS. Far from it, DMX allegedly went out of his way to evade taxes, including by avoiding personal bank accounts, setting up accounts in other’s names and paying personal expenses largely in cash.

“He even allegedly refused to tape the television show ‘Celebrity Couples Therapy’ until a properly issued check he was issued was reissued without withholding any taxes,” Kim continued. “Celebrity rapper or not, all Americans must pay their taxes, and together with our partners at the IRS, we will pursue those who deliberately and criminally evade this basic obligation of citizenship.”

DMX faces 44 years in prison if he’s convicted. This is presumably another trying time in the …And Then There Was X rapper’s life. At a Ruff Ryders reunion concert in April, he appeared out of it as he rambled about “bitches he hosed.” He’s also battled addiction for years.

:(

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

EnvyJ posted:

New York, NY – After being charged with 14 counts of tax evasion earlier this week, Earl Simmons, better known by his rap moniker DMX, turned himself in to New York City authorities on Thursday night (July 13) and subsequently posted $500,000 bail on Friday morning (July 14), according to TMZ. He reportedly needed two co-signers to come up with the money.

A spokesman for the U.S. District Attorney’s Office, Nicholas Biase, said DMX will have travel restrictions that require him to remain in the New York City area. He’ll also undergo strict drug testing and will not be allowed to carry any firearms while on bail.

(The original version of the article was posted on July 13, 2017 and can be found below.)

DMX (real name Earl Simmons) has been slapped with 14 counts of tax evasion (which could add up to decades in prison), according to the U.S. Attorney of the Southern District of New York. A court document says DMX concealed his income between 2002 and 2005, and owes $1.7 million to the IRS. According to the indictment, the veteran rapper earned bundles of money in the early 2000s stemming from multiple hits like “X Gon’ Give It To Ya.”
Prosecutors allege he listed his income in 2011 and 2012 as “unknown,” when he actually made $353,000 and $542,000, respectively. In 2013, he reported an income of $10,000, but according to the feds, he actually earned $250,000 that year.

Acting U.S. Attorney Joon H. Kim said, “For years, Earl Simmons, the recording artist and performer known as DMX, made millions from his chart-topping songs, concert performances and television shows. But while raking in millions from his songs, including his 2003 hit ‘X Gon’ Give it to Ya,’ DMX didn’t give any of it to the IRS. Far from it, DMX allegedly went out of his way to evade taxes, including by avoiding personal bank accounts, setting up accounts in other’s names and paying personal expenses largely in cash.

“He even allegedly refused to tape the television show ‘Celebrity Couples Therapy’ until a properly issued check he was issued was reissued without withholding any taxes,” Kim continued. “Celebrity rapper or not, all Americans must pay their taxes, and together with our partners at the IRS, we will pursue those who deliberately and criminally evade this basic obligation of citizenship.”

DMX faces 44 years in prison if he’s convicted. This is presumably another trying time in the …And Then There Was X rapper’s life. At a Ruff Ryders reunion concert in April, he appeared out of it as he rambled about “bitches he hosed.” He’s also battled addiction for years.

:(

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh whaaaaaaaaat! This some scary poo poo!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


X Gon’ Get it Given to Him

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fuckin lol if tax evasion is the thing that brings down dmx

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