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If the encyclopedia had a gun this never would have happened.
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Psycho Society posted:I wonder if the Tome Of Knowledge that she shot her boyfriend through held the fact that bullets can go through paper Like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife
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Jun 29, 2017 14:37
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Grem posted:As a parent this is sad. They were just kids, kids are stupid. These kids had kids of their own, and now they're going to pay for the stupidity of the kids that were raising them. If these were just two jackasses that's fine, but drat, that little girl is hosed up for life because, ultimately, sex education in their school gave them enough information to procreate. Abstinence only education can not come soon enough. Well, as Psycho Society mentioned, this goes beyond normal kids stupidity. She shot him in the chest one foot away and was like, "oh poo poo, he dead?" Not even a test shot. Edit: oh poo poo I missed the part of the post where he blames schools for teaching them how to have sex, and calls for abstinence-only education. It was an obvious joke post and I took it seriously. It is I who is dumb this time, symbollically taking a bullet while holding up an encyclopedia volume reading "DAD to DOA" Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Jun 29, 2017 14:43
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I could see a thickass book at a fair distance stopping a .22. Lol at a Deagle from hugging distance. A couple feet of water might have saved him though.
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Jun 29, 2017 14:44
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In fact, can we just pretend I didn't say anything except "the encyclopedia volume was DAD to DOA?"
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Jun 29, 2017 14:48
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Drunk Nerds posted:"the encyclopedia volume was DAD to DOA?" 
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Jun 29, 2017 14:49
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dad deag'd, so what
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Jun 29, 2017 14:57
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Kids, you're old enough now that you need to hear about how your father died. First, you need to understand just how thick an encyclopedia is. It's made up of so many pages that it'd be impossible to count them all...
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Jun 29, 2017 15:18
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Why is the aunt describing it as a prank that's not how pranks work
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Jun 29, 2017 15:21
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As long as you film it and post it on youtube you can just run up and punch someone in the face and it's a prank. drat olds not knowing what pranks are...
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Jun 29, 2017 15:25
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Paul Zuvella posted:Why is the aunt describing it as a prank that's not how pranks work It was a prank, and the pranker was god
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Jun 29, 2017 15:27
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"Come on, it's fine, I saw on Mythbusters that books stop bullets." "That's not what-" "Look, are you gonna shoot me or not?"
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Jun 29, 2017 15:30
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big nipples big life posted:As long as you film it and post it on youtube you can just run up and punch someone in the face and it's a prank. drat olds not knowing what pranks are... I mean that's somewhat reasonably approaching what a prank is as the dude getting punched probably did not expect to be punched.
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Jun 29, 2017 15:31
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Their video at the fair got over 300k views, so every cloud has a silver lining.
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Jun 29, 2017 15:33
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Groovelord Neato posted:i know wearing a condom is worse than rawdogging but how are these people so loving stupid to constantly do it. if you keep cumming in your gf she's gotta get pregnant your retarded rear end already got her preg at 16 already. Hey man some people just love each other and love creating life. Like literally have no other goals but to make a family and make it bigger. And this is totally okay, we can't possibly have restrictions on peoples actions based on their feelings, even if it does jeopardize the survival of the entire species lol. Teen moms best moms!
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Jun 29, 2017 15:35
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Brandon Lee doesn't think this situation is very funny.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Hey man some people just love each other and love creating life. Like literally have no other goals but to make a family and make it bigger. And this is totally okay, we can't possibly have restrictions on peoples actions based on their feelings, even if it does jeopardize the survival of the entire species lol. Teen moms best moms! If she's smart, when she films shooting the kids next, she will use two encyclopedias in front of them.
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Pawn 17 posted:What in the actual gently caress? That's un-American. Imagine countries so limp dicked that you can't walk into a sporting goods store and walk out an hour later with a semi automatic 300 win mag capable of punching a hole in an engine block at 1000 yards.
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Jun 29, 2017 16:23
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Why even bother killing your three year old's dad? It's not like he's going to remember it.
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Jun 29, 2017 16:26
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scrubs season six posted:Why even bother killing your three year old's dad? It's not like he's going to remember it. Alternatively, its the perfect time for it to be their first memory
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Jun 29, 2017 16:32
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scrubs season six posted:Why even bother killing your three year old's dad? It's not like he's going to remember it. They're going for a half batman
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Jun 29, 2017 16:38
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tactlessbastard posted:They're going for a half batman So just a man then?
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:So just a man then? No the bat part
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Jun 29, 2017 16:41
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So say this video goes as planned. What...was the point? We see a gun go off, and see a book stop the bullet? also let's enjoy a much hotter Monalisa: 
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Jun 29, 2017 16:54
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tactlessbastard posted:They're going for a half batman you mean he's an atm????
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Jun 29, 2017 16:54
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OH MAN DARWIN AWARDS AMIRITE!!! *is poo poo*
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Jun 29, 2017 17:07
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Paul Zuvella posted:I mean that's somewhat reasonably approaching what a prank is as the dude getting punched probably did not expect to be punched. I think this guy didn't expect to get shot and die
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Jun 29, 2017 17:09
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Secular Humanist posted:OH MAN DARWIN AWARDS AMIRITE!!! Barudak posted:Doesnt even qualify for a Darwin Award because shes pregnant.
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Jun 29, 2017 17:11
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Still counts, imo: it's pretty clear they wouldn't stop at just two kids.
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Jun 29, 2017 17:15
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Someone post their channel tia
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The Desert-Deagle is a Title II firearm, how did these chucklefucks manage to get it?
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The Desert-Deagle is a Title II firearm, how did these chucklefucks manage to get it? lol what are you talking about
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http://i.imgur.com/hoqDppQ.mp4
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Jun 29, 2017 17:50
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mods pls change my username to "an actual loving deagle lol"
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The Desert-Deagle is a Title II firearm, how did these chucklefucks manage to get it? It's not
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Jun 29, 2017 18:12
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There s a video of a guy shooting straight through a fridge filled with a bunch of watermelons with a deagle lmao
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various cheeses posted:Her: I shot him in the chest through a book and it was so powerful his head exploded lol
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