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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
In the middle ages Europeans believed that for a woman to conceive she must have an orgasm.

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Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Conch Shell Corp posted:

I had to jerk it to the fashion channel cause they’d have tittys showing sometimes, and you didn’t know when they were coming so you had to be ready to bust in the 30 seconds it’d take her to do her runway walk. Also if a male model came on you’d shut your eyes and jerk off to your imagination as you count to thirty and then peek with one eye to see if a chick was back on stage.

kids these days will never know these struggles

Sometimes I go into full-blown old man mode and say that kids these days don't know how well they have it, but the more rational part of me is glad they never had to know a world with such hardships, like today's (great) grandparents being glad their descendents never had to grow up in fear of polio.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Syncopated posted:

In the middle ages Europeans believed that for a woman to conceive she must have an orgasm.

Technically, there was no such thing as the middle ages, or Europeans, so this is not true.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Sid Vicious posted:

I like to have sex and also jerk off

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

myDad posted:

Can you elaborate? Do you have any stories?

To be honest there's nothing specific that I want to share because even though it's very unlikely confidentiality would be breached, these are minors, after all.

What I will say generally is that it's not just, or even primarily, sexual health that these kids don't understand. They don't seem to be stupider about STIs or stuff like that than teenagers have always been. But their understanding of the emotional health aspect of sexuality and sexual communication is really far off the rails, and their uncritical acceptance of a culture of recording sexual encounters, both consensually and not, is very unfortunate. We are at the point where children have been essentially enlisted in the production of child pornography, not by any particular person, but by society at large. Videos and photos get out there - are put out there by the children in them - and I am sure they live forever in some terrible corner of the internet.

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

cda posted:

To be honest there's nothing specific that I want to share because even though it's very unlikely confidentiality would be breached, these are minors, after all.

What I will say generally is that it's not just, or even primarily, sexual health that these kids don't understand. They don't seem to be stupider about STIs or stuff like that than teenagers have always been. But their understanding of the emotional health aspect of sexuality and sexual communication is really far off the rails, and their uncritical acceptance of a culture of recording sexual encounters, both consensually and not, is very unfortunate. We are at the point where children have been essentially enlisted in the production of child pornography, not by any particular person, but by society at large. Videos and photos get out there - are put out there by the children in them - and I am sure they live forever in some terrible corner of the internet.

i always thought there should be an age restriction on cell phones, like cigarettes or alcohol. why the gently caress does a 12 year old need a phone, anyways.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Conch Shell Corp posted:

i always thought there should be an age restriction on cell phones, like cigarettes or alcohol. why the gently caress does a 12 year old need a phone, anyways.

Because they spend pretty much any time not in school completely unsupervised since both parents are busy working to make ends meet, because this is what we've decided is good for modern society. If you don't use economic pressures to do this you are not a modern or progressive society. The cell phones are for safety, scheduling, and just sort of a general pacifier function.

This is good because it means that it's easier to completely saturate their psyches with commercial media without parental interference.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

This is good because it means that it's easier for them to cost their parents all of their hard earned money by buying non-refundable phone game wait time shorteners and roblox bucks because they pressed a button that was funny looking and flashing

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Good, now they have to work even harder and spend even less time with their kids.

Parents are the carrier for all sorts of social ills like religion, ethnicity, sexual prudery, etc. Better that we cut them out and let the kids be raised by the pure, enlightened media that will better train them to be perfectly rational market actors.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a pubescent male yiffing on a human face - forever.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I went over to my dad's house the other day and my little brother (5) was on his tablet watching youtube videos, and I heard the shouting of the insane doctor from Bioshock in that custscene where he stabs a woman several times in the stomach, reveals several crucified corpses, yammers on about how everyone is disgusting and imperfect, and calls you ugly before opening fire on you with a machine gun

I asked my dad if he was aware of what my brother was actually watching and he said "No I just let them watch whatever, it doesn't matter"

edit: My other little brother (7) plays Rainbow Six Siege and one of his teammates called him a human being while I was watching him play and he just laughed so I don't know what to interpret from that

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CJacobs posted:

I went over to my dad's house the other day and my little brother (5) was on his tablet watching youtube videos, and I heard the shouting of the insane doctor from Bioshock in that custscene where he stabs a woman several times in the stomach, reveals several crucified corpses, and calls you ugly before opening fire on you with a machine gun

I asked my dad if he was aware of what my brother was actually watching and he said "No I just let them watch whatever, it doesn't matter"

A good father. Hopefully your brother will grow up better equipped for the future society of perfect freedom we are building.

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Good, now they have to work even harder and spend even less time with their kids.

Parents are the carrier for all sorts of social ills like religion, ethnicity, sexual prudery, etc. Better that we cut them out and let the kids be raised by the pure, enlightened media that will better train them to be perfectly rational market actors.

praise Rand! (pbuh)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
This is all very depressing

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

myDad posted:

This is all very depressing

hello, welcome to reality. are you new here?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Children should also be free to work if they wish. Historically, this was always true, and it is the height of artificial Victorian morals to ban it. If they have time to watch youtube videos for 6 hours a day, they should be free to work.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Mycroft Holmes posted:

hello, welcome to reality. are you new here?

I pop in now & again, pleased to meet you

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

myDad posted:

This is all very depressing

I think the negative effects of all this crap including the thing I just posted are way, way overblown so I'm not all that worried about it. But I guess we'll find out when these people actually start mattering to society in a decade or so

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Children should also be free to work if they wish. Historically, this was always true, and it is the height of artificial Victorian morals to ban it. If they have time to watch youtube videos for 6 hours a day, they should be free to work.

what kid would ever want to work instead of watching Minecraft Song Parody - CAN'T FIND MY DIAMONDS??? over and over for the entire day

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CJacobs posted:

I think the negative effects of all this crap including the thing I just posted are way, way overblown so I'm not all that worried about it. But I guess we'll find out when these people actually start mattering to society in a decade or so


what kid would ever want to work instead of watching Minecraft Song Parody - CAN'T FIND MY DIAMONDS??? over and over for the entire day

Yeah, because millenails have been so intelligent and successful

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
those drat millennials.............................

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Young men need to be taught the three Cs: Communication, Consent, Cunnilingus

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
yeh I liked it when my preferred fetish was something niche and you had to really search for it

now face loving is like, what winking used to be, sorta just showing u like someone a little bit

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Cantaloupe posted:

Porn is absolutely disgusting, someone needs to turn these teens onto hentai!

Agreed. Hentai cum looks delicious.
Not that regular cum isn't.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Syncopated posted:

In the middle ages Europeans believed that for a woman to conceive she must have an orgasm.

Heh, jokes on them!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

CJacobs posted:

I went over to my dad's house the other day and my little brother (5) was on his tablet watching youtube videos, and I heard the shouting of the insane doctor from Bioshock in that custscene where he stabs a woman several times in the stomach, reveals several crucified corpses, yammers on about how everyone is disgusting and imperfect, and calls you ugly before opening fire on you with a machine gun

I asked my dad if he was aware of what my brother was actually watching and he said "No I just let them watch whatever, it doesn't matter"

edit: My other little brother (7) plays Rainbow Six Siege and one of his teammates called him a human being while I was watching him play and he just laughed so I don't know what to interpret from that

The dude wasn't talking to your brother.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

Spinster posted:

Brakes applied.

I follow these types of threads with interest because I remember before the internet so clearly. Seeing all this porn including super weird and violent poo poo while your sexuality is developing, during adolescence, has got to have a major impact. Young boys are going to be coming over and over while looking at truly wild stuff. Of course its not always going to gently caress them up but overall----who knows.

My comment about now guys won't know how to please a woman was quoted by multiple posters thoughtfully saying "Well we never do anyway, or wouldn't have known."

I hear you. But there is a big difference between it all being a mystery and watching the wrong stuff work because actors over and over.

counterpoint, what if there is no noticeable different whatsoever?

it's not like BSDM was magically invented recently

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Conch Shell Corp posted:

i always thought there should be an age restriction on cell phones, like cigarettes or alcohol. why the gently caress does a 12 year old need a phone, anyways.

It's not just that parents are having to work so much as others have said, but the increasing culture of always-online has percolated even into education. Lots of teachers are in contact with students and parents via text or social media.

And the latter is a thing too. If your child doesn't have access to social media, well, enjoy having the pariah child. Nobody mails out birthday party invites now. It's all Facebook events and without that, your child is doomed to be alone and friendless.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Magius1337est posted:

counterpoint, what if there is no noticeable different whatsoever?

it's not like BSDM was magically invented recently

Countercounterpoint. One only has to see the change in women's pubic hair care in the last 15? years to see how much porn changes norms

And that's women (!) who watch it much less.

davidofmk771
Dec 27, 2010

Skypie posted:

It's not just that parents are having to work so much as others have said, but the increasing culture of always-online has percolated even into education. Lots of teachers are in contact with students and parents via text or social media.

And the latter is a thing too. If your child doesn't have access to social media, well, enjoy having the pariah child. Nobody mails out birthday party invites now. It's all Facebook events and without that, your child is doomed to be alone and friendless.

the internet makes you stupid.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Spinster posted:

Countercounterpoint. One only has to see the change in women's pubic hair care in the last 15? years to see how much porn changes norms

And that's women (!) who watch it much less.

Hey, Spinster, as a woman, what's your take on some of the porn that's been geared more towards women? The one that comes to mind for me is X-art.

When my fiancee was still living in another state, one of the ways for us to find intimacy was by linking porn videos to each other. We would trawl the aggregator sites, and she would often pick X-art because it was less...harsh? It seemed a lot more geared towards couples and women in particular because there tended to be more foreplay and less ramming into holes immediately.

It seemed like it was meant to carry an erotic aesthetic and not the sleazy "gently caress your neighbor girl in the rear end!" vibe that traditional porn has.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Skypie posted:

Hey, Spinster, as a woman, what's your take on some of the porn that's been geared more towards women? The one that comes to mind for me is X-art.

When my fiancee was still living in another state, one of the ways for us to find intimacy was by linking porn videos to each other. We would trawl the aggregator sites, and she would often pick X-art because it was less...harsh? It seemed a lot more geared towards couples and women in particular because there tended to be more foreplay and less ramming into holes immediately.

It seemed like it was meant to carry an erotic aesthetic and not the sleazy "gently caress your neighbor girl in the rear end!" vibe that traditional porn has.

Honest answer: no idea, I've never watched any porn. When I was really sexually active, no internet, so porn was just ? Playboy magazines and the like. Movies or VHS, all that was was underground, and (I'm just being honest) considered just for weirdos.

I never ran across any of that ever, in any guy I was with
E: that being movies, but none of my boyfriends had magazines either, that was for older guys like uncles or where you babysat. I think we all just hosed alot. :shrug:

spinderella fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jan 16, 2018

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

Skypie posted:

It's not just that parents are having to work so much as others have said, but the increasing culture of always-online has percolated even into education. Lots of teachers are in contact with students and parents via text or social media.

And the latter is a thing too. If your child doesn't have access to social media, well, enjoy having the pariah child. Nobody mails out birthday party invites now. It's all Facebook events and without that, your child is doomed to be alone and friendless.

time to go live with the Hutterites then

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Spinster posted:

Honest answer: no idea, I've never watched any porn. When I was really sexually active, no internet, so porn was just ? Playboy magazines and the like. Movies or VHS, all that was was underground, and (I'm just being honest) considered just for weirdos.

I never ran across any of that ever, in any guy I was with.

Yeah that's fair. She doesn't really watch porn either now that we are living to together, and she just finds a lot of it one-sided. A lot of trends she finds to be really gross, and when we started getting intimate, her #1 rule was "not in the face because it's disgusting and weird"

She also is super protective about identity and stuff so she's never sent me any kind of "dirty" pictures. She's just terrified it'll end up online, and that's a reasonable fear so we took that out of the equation too. Which is fair, revenge porn is super hosed up and even if you trust someone, there's no reason to ever jeopardize yourself like that.

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

Idk I was of an age internet porn was as strong as ever when I was going through puberty, and my inexperience in browsing through the internet led me down some dark corners, yet I am pretty normal sexually.

I think the sex weirds are either born that way, or have some tramatic event cause their tastes to change, not porno.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Skypie posted:

Hey, Spinster, as a woman, what's your take on some of the porn that's been geared more towards women? The one that comes to mind for me is X-art.

When my fiancee was still living in another state, one of the ways for us to find intimacy was by linking porn videos to each other. We would trawl the aggregator sites, and she would often pick X-art because it was less...harsh? It seemed a lot more geared towards couples and women in particular because there tended to be more foreplay and less ramming into holes immediately.

It seemed like it was meant to carry an erotic aesthetic and not the sleazy "gently caress your neighbor girl in the rear end!" vibe that traditional porn has.

As usual, Japan is ahead of the curve here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrtHfpkL3O8

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

myDad posted:

The teen porn that purposely uses short, flat-chested women and tall men is really creepy. The ads for that & the weird 3D animation porn freaks me out.

i liked those ads that had like huge cg ogres ripping ppl limb from limb and had insanely huge ogre cocks shooting gallons of lethal acid jizz everywhere for a while. i sholda clicked it and peeped the samples it looked awesome. i wonder if axemaniac made them hmm interesting. small world.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Smythe posted:

lethal acid jizz

Mods pls

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lethal acid jizz spewing ogres still sounds healthier than most cis porn.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
does ne1 have the insane axemaniac pics of the woman who has like idk a toilet for a head and is bound and getting peed inside of (?) and chopped up by chainsaws? lmfao that poo poo was loving crazy. just a little proof that ppl have been insane since b4 the "modern web" as they say

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Smythe posted:

does ne1 have the insane axemaniac pics of the woman who has like idk a toilet for a head and is bound and getting peed inside of (?) and chopped up by chainsaws? lmfao that poo poo was loving crazy. just a little proof that ppl have been insane since b4 the "modern web" as they say

haha yeah does anyone have those or maybe lethal ogre facial vids?

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