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proctorbot posted:you keep yours, she keeps hers. sons get your last name and daughters get her last name. Wow what a mysognist what if my sons wanted to become daughters and my daughters wanted to become cats what then smart guy huh????
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My Linux Rig posted:Wow what a mysognist what if my sons wanted to become daughters and my daughters wanted to become cats what then smart guy huh???? They can deal with that poo poo after they're 18 and are able to make adult decisions.
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Docahedron posted:If they're abusive alcoholics why keep their loving name then Welcome to Obama’s America, I guess God drat just make up your mind and choose a name, that’s what it say
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Jan 21, 2018 04:01
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breaklaw posted:Tell her either she takes your name or the wedding is off, see what she says. You don't get better alimony if you prevent another wedding friend
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Jan 21, 2018 04:01
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Inept posted:Harvey Weinstein Jr That's a better idea, do this.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:03
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Change your name to "BIG DEAL" You could walk into any shop and say, "I'm kinda a...BIG DEAL around here," or when someone calls your name you could say, "Yeah, I kinda am!" or when someone is introducing you they can say, "he's kinda a big deal," before you walk in. It's perfect and has infinite variations. Infinite.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:06
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Mr.Tophat posted:Change your name to "BIG DEAL" Only works if your full name is Mr. Kinda Big Deal
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Jan 21, 2018 04:07
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You could have a show called, "That's So Big!" and whenever you do something kooky the female presenters all turn to the camera and say, "That's So Big!" or if you are trying on clothes that got shrunk in the wash the ladies can all say, "He's too Big, he won't fit inside!"
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Jan 21, 2018 04:09
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OWLS! posted:Only works if your full name is Okay fine, just slash your vocal cords and change your name to Phil. E. Buster.
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Mr.Tophat posted:You could have a show called, "That's So Big!" and whenever you do something kooky the female presenters all turn to the camera and say, "That's So Big!" or if you are trying on clothes that got shrunk in the wash the ladies can all say, "He's too Big, he won't fit inside!" True on both fronts, I’m both big in the bed sheets and in the drive thru so this is a good suggestion!!
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Jan 21, 2018 04:11
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Change your last name to "Dick", claim it was shortened from Richard
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OWLS! posted:Change your last name to "Dick", claim it was shortened from Richard "Dear Dick, I have been a member of your family for many years, and I have been a good son in your household until this point, but upon reading your latest kitchen memo I had to rearrange the fridge magnets to illustrate my displeasure."
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Jan 21, 2018 04:13
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My Linux Rig posted:True on both fronts, I’m both big in the bed sheets and in the drive thru so this is a good suggestion!! You could even say to those who disbelieve your name change, "I'm unironically Big."
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Jan 21, 2018 04:14
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OWLS! posted:Change your last name to "Dick", claim it was shortened from Richard PERFECT people tend to call me dick anyway idk why my name is no where near that
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Jan 21, 2018 04:14
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 i would sit down w/ ur fiance and talk it out, gl op
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Mariana Horchata posted:
I agree but what do maxi pads have to do with it???
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Mariana Horchata posted:
What a shame. Always a pussy and never a pussycloth.
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Mariana Horchata posted:
That probably represents all the chicks who are mad he won’t impregnate them tbh what a stud.
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Also, the lead bitch in Sex and the City runs off with someone called Big so if someone is like, "pfft, that's not a real name," you can be like "IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR CARRIE BRADSHAW AND I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER"
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Jan 21, 2018 04:22
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If someone queries your second name in this day and age, simply say you want to work with the best people and you have this one neat trick that congress doesn't want you to know about to fast-track your political career
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Jan 21, 2018 04:24
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That’s a good point but as shrek said ogres have layers and I would never want to be courted just for my penis, there’s a person attach to this fleshy pleasure rod ill have you know
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My Linux Rig posted:That’s a good point but as shrek said ogres have layers and I would never want to be courted just for my penis, there’s a person attach to this fleshy pleasure rod ill have you know Pssshhhh that’s some mra bullshit rhetoric. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Pssshhhh that’s some mra bullshit rhetoric. You take that back shrek would never hurt a lady NEVER
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My Linux Rig posted:That’s a good point but as shrek said ogres have layers and I would never want to be courted just for my penis, there’s a person attach to this fleshy pleasure rod ill have you know Beware women who smoke cigars.
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My Linux Rig posted:You take that back shrek would never hurt a lady NEVER Everytime Shrek and Donkey went on an adventure the dragon slipped further and further into her self-destructive habits as she struggled with her special needs hybrid children alone. Open your eyes, Shrek is an enabler of bad husbanding and bad parenting
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Jan 21, 2018 04:33
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My Linux Rig posted:You take that back shrek would never hurt a lady NEVER Shrek would definitely be a wife beater if not for lucky circumstances pairing him with a woman that won't take that crap.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:41
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Can I have your name? Seems like it's just gonna go to waste...no harm in asking.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:42
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Mr.Tophat posted:Everytime Shrek and Donkey went on an adventure the dragon slipped further and further into her self-destructive habits as she struggled with her special needs hybrid children alone. Open your eyes, Shrek is an enabler of bad husbanding and bad parenting NO you take that back!! The dragon and donkey just weren’t meant for each other I mean of course they aren’t ones a donkey and ones a dragon!!
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Jan 21, 2018 04:42
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Vato posted:Can I have your name? Seems like it's just gonna go to waste...no harm in asking. You wouldn’t want my name, I’ve already spent a good decade ruining it
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My Linux Rig posted:NO you take that back!! The dragon and donkey just weren’t meant for each other I mean of course they aren’t ones a donkey and ones a dragon!! reported for hate speech they might live in a fairy-tale world but it's still 2018 you monster
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My Linux Rig posted:You wouldn’t want my name, I’ve already spent a good decade ruining it Could be a good starter name though, only a decade on the meter!
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My Linux Rig posted:You wouldn’t want my name, I’ve already spent a good decade ruining it A name takes more than 10 years to ruin. Most are salvageable. Anyway, I'll take it off your hands for free.
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Mr.Tophat posted:reported for hate speech Look bestiality is wrong anytime you look at it, it’s why Fiona had to be an ogre at the end so she wouldn’t have to live with her love being a crime against nature
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Hold on. I got it now. Computer dude and skeleton hat are engaged! Penguins, tuxes, I get it. Mazel tov! Decide on a name.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:53
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Egbert Souse posted:Both of you change your last name to Shitlord thread over.
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Jan 21, 2018 04:54
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Vato posted:Hold on. I got it now. We did it’s hat dude, close thread
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My Linux Rig posted:We did it’s hat dude, close thread After you, soon-to-be Mr. Hat Dude.
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My Linux Rig posted:Look bestiality is wrong anytime you look at it, it’s why Fiona had to be an ogre at the end so she wouldn’t have to live with her love being a crime against nature Is the Shrek series seriously risque porn for you? There was even a sequel where Shrek turns into a human and still thinks green skinned ogres are smashable for fucks sake It's been a while though, I could be misremembering. What I do know is that Donkey definitely hosed a dragon.
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I'm gunna change my name to "DIVORCE WHEN" immediately after the reception, even before you consummate it
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I'm getting sick of all this John Jacob Jingleheimer poo poo.
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