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Conch Shell Corp posted:oh this here? its my theraputic swarm of angry bees I need them for my diabetes
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I need them for my diabetes The bees can sense when my blood sugar gets too low. Pray that doesn't happen while I'm inside your fine dining establishment.
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Feb 5, 2018 05:01
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It's sort of bizarre that miniature horses are legit service animals. What the hell good would a mini horse be?
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Feb 5, 2018 05:16
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's sort of bizarre that miniature horses are legit service animals. What the hell good would a mini horse be? smaller than a normal horse in every way but one 
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Feb 5, 2018 05:17
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's sort of bizarre that miniature horses are legit service animals. What the hell good would a mini horse be? For emotional support
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Feb 5, 2018 05:18
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's sort of bizarre that miniature horses are legit service animals. What the hell good would a mini horse be? Well, you weigh what?
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Feb 5, 2018 05:22
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Do you work retail? Because otherwise, the ADA says they're required to clean up your poo poo and like it my poo poo or the animals poo poo? answer fast please!!
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Feb 5, 2018 05:34
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Soup du Journey posted:my poo poo or the animals poo poo? answer fast please!! Depending on the disability, both
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Feb 5, 2018 05:39
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's sort of bizarre that miniature horses are legit service animals. What the hell good would a mini horse be? They are apparently used in Islamic countries where dogs are haram.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:13
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It's a shame that those dogs are harmed
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Feb 5, 2018 06:18
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This is my ESA hes a capybera and he has an ESA its an iguana that rides on his back and they both wear black cowboy hats.
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Feb 5, 2018 06:29
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so are we prepared to talk about how emotional support tiny horses also have emotional support tiny sneakers? cause this discovery is really supporting my emotions :3
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Feb 5, 2018 13:14
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Are emotional support horses trained to not poo poo everywhere they go, because horses aren't like dogs who get into an obvious "yo im making GBS threads" stance, they just poop 'n walk. i know they can be trained to do tricks but horses are some real dum prey animals are there emotional support horse diapers
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Feb 5, 2018 13:40
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stealth making GBS threads is a perk not a downside. did this tiny horse poop come from that tiny horse?? who can really say...
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Feb 5, 2018 13:44
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Blue Train posted:"support" animals are bs and the only the blind actually need them what’s sad is they aren’t total BS, there’s people legit helped by them, i think its mostly crippling wouldn’t-leave-the-house-otherwise style anxiety people but idk
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Feb 5, 2018 20:08
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i really want an emotional support tiny horse with tiny horse sneakers now
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Feb 5, 2018 20:14
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OMGVBFLOL posted:what’s sad is they aren’t total BS, there’s people legit helped by them, i think its mostly crippling wouldn’t-leave-the-house-otherwise style anxiety people but idk Those people should be medicated or in a mental asylum of some sort, not playing around with animals.
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Feb 5, 2018 20:17
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This is my emotional support cassowary, Ronaldo. What? You won't let him on the plane? OK. But you're gonna have to be the one to tell him he can't come.
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Feb 5, 2018 20:27
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So you expect my tiny horse to have a tiny horse poop bag? That makes me upset. That makes me so upset I think I'm going to have to bring along my OTHER emotional support tiny horse.
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Feb 5, 2018 20:29
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Oh man, do they still make those little barrels you put on the collars of mountain dogs?? You can still buy them, yeah. A friend of mine got one as a gift for his St. Bernard: 
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Feb 5, 2018 21:29
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Is that lowtax behind the cock?
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Feb 5, 2018 21:35
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Oh man, do they still make those little barrels you put on the collars of mountain dogs?? Yes, yes they do. http://saintbernardkeg.com/ Miniature horses have a few advantages over dogs. People with dog allergies are unlikely to have horse allergies, they are quite intelligent, and they can live to be in their 30s. Most service dogs are retired by 10 for health reasons. Some of the reasons I use Standard Poodles is that they don't set off my allergies and they are active far, far longer; my current retiree is 15 and she only stopped because she's developed a little tremor herself. My last one worked until she was 15, and then died of a brain aneurism.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Those people should be medicated or in a mental asylum of some sort, not playing around with animals. Yeah, if you need an emotional support toucan to even function in society, one wonders whether these people are taking good care of the animal to begin with.
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Feb 6, 2018 00:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:Those people should be medicated or in a mental asylum of some sort, not playing around with animals. Nor voting.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:03
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Are tiny horses that different from normal horses? Just asking because "intelligent, long-lived" are not traits I would normally attribute to horses.
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Neurolimal posted:Are tiny horses that different from normal horses? Just asking because "intelligent, long-lived" are not traits I would normally attribute to horses. Horses often live into their 30's and ponies are often clever mean little fuckers. Mini horses i assume are similar
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Feb 6, 2018 02:22
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Khazar-khum posted:Yes, yes they do. So your saying you worked her to death.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:24
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I would love to have an emotional support gorilla sitting with me on a flight since then we could use sign language to talk poo poo about other people on the flight.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:30
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Burt Sexual posted:So your saying you worked her to death. End animal slavery today
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Vakal posted:I would love to have an emotional support gorilla sitting with me on a flight since then we could use sign language to talk poo poo about other people on the flight. Emotional support chimp imo. Gorillas are too chill to rip people's balls and faces off.
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grellgraxer posted:Yeah, if you need an emotional support toucan to even function in society, one wonders whether these people are taking good care of the animal to begin with. i was referring to dogs dumbass
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me: “not everyone abuses this concept; it has helped people before” gbs: “OH SO I CAN TAKE MY THERAPY TARANTULAS INTO THE OPERATING ROOM AND RUB THEM ON OPEN CHEST CAVITIES HUH????”
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Seizure or seeing eye doggos are heavily trained for a purpose and provide a vital service. For that reason, they are allowed in places where animals aren't. I would hope that you can recognize the difference between that and a goddamn turkey. How do you even train a turkey?
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Feb 6, 2018 07:48
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They're grown adults who never outgrew the crippling need for a security blanket.
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Feb 6, 2018 13:08
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but consider: cheating the system is the only ethical thing to do
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Colonel Cancer posted:Seizure or seeing eye doggos are heavily trained for a purpose and provide a vital service. For that reason, they are allowed in places where animals aren't. The noble turkey has an intelligence quotient on par with a dolphin (the smartest avian) and, frankly, makes dogs look like the literal drooling retards they are
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Feb 6, 2018 15:03
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I get emotional when I eat turkey. It's so good.
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Feb 6, 2018 15:24
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That's just the tryptophan. It's converted to estrogen when eaten, hence the slang name for turkey, tofurkey
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Blue Train posted:The noble turkey has an intelligence quotient on par with a dolphin (the smartest avian) and, frankly, makes dogs look like the literal drooling retards they are Yeah but being a literal drooling retard is 90% of the appeal when it comes to dogs.
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Yeah but being a literal drooling retard is 90% of the appeal when it comes to dogs. it’s why labs are so popular
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