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After reading about how Delta and now other airlines are cracking down on abuse of the emotional support animal system, I found this picture, and I gotta say I can't get over it. In fact there are so many questions I have about Delta emotional support turkey: 1) Does the turkey always travel in premium economy? Would being in regular economy ruffle some feathers (  )?2) What is the guy behind emotional support turkey thinking in this picture? 3) Where does one procure apparel for emotional support turkeys as show in photo (below)? 4) Has anyone here been on a plane with a non-traditional support animal like emotional support turkey? 5) If you could bring an animal with on a plane, what would it be? Please consider this thread a safe space to discuss ESAs, turkey or otherwise
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYyBU7FqZ0
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Feb 3, 2018 00:40
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i wish i had an emotional support turkey
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Feb 3, 2018 00:43
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judging by the hamshank around the bird i'm gonna guess that woman wattled to her seat
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Feb 3, 2018 00:49
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I prefer emotional support owls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5JapJ-_qVk
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Feb 3, 2018 00:49
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There was a recent incident where a woman was turned away from boarding with her emotional support animal. It was a peacock. She'd been told three times over the phone that her animal didn't meet requirements but she showed up anyway. All that effort to look like a twat with a drat peacock by the gate. Poor bird. I'll dig up the article in a sec.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:54
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Papa Emeritus III posted:There was a recent incident where a woman was turned away from boarding with her emotional support animal. It was a peacock. She'd been told three times over the phone that her animal didn't meet requirements but she showed up anyway. All that effort to look like a twat with a drat peacock by the gate. Poor bird. *starts learning to read*
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Feb 3, 2018 00:55
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Papa Emeritus III posted:There was a recent incident where a woman was turned away from boarding with her emotional support animal. It was a peacock. She'd been told three times over the phone that her animal didn't meet requirements but she showed up anyway. All that effort to look like a twat with a drat peacock by the gate. Poor bird. Oh yeah that was in the same article where I found the turkey pic https://viewfromthewing.boardingarea.com/2018/02/01/united-copies-deltas-crackdown-emotional-support-animals/ at the bottom
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Feb 3, 2018 00:56
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Papa Emeritus III posted:There was a recent incident where a woman was turned away from boarding with her emotional support animal. It was a peacock. She'd been told three times over the phone that her animal didn't meet requirements but she showed up anyway. All that effort to look like a twat with a drat peacock by the gate. Poor bird.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:56
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Papa Emeritus III posted:There was a recent incident where a woman was turned away from boarding with her emotional support animal. It was a peacock. She'd been told three times over the phone that her animal didn't meet requirements but she showed up anyway. All that effort to look like a twat with a drat peacock by the gate. Poor bird. I saw that article. Pretty crazy. The best support/service animals are the ones you don't even notice. There was a guy sitting a row behind my family at the movies and I had no clue there was a dog curled up by his feet until everyone got up to leave.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:57
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I had some emotional support turkey for lunch. It came with some emotional support cheddar, emotional support avocado, and emotional support mayo, and some other stuff I don't remember now.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:58
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counterfeitsaint posted:I had some emotional support turkey for lunch. It came with some emotional support cheddar, emotional support avocado, and emotional support mayo, and some other stuff I don't remember now.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:58
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counterfeitsaint posted:I had some emotional support turkey for lunch. It came with some emotional support cheddar, emotional support avocado, and emotional support mayo, and some other stuff I don't remember now.
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Feb 3, 2018 00:59
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Ok, here's what I found. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690 actionjackson posted:Oh yeah that was in the same article where I found the turkey pic Oh, cool. Thanks.  Dolphin posted:i have a peacock if you know what i'm saying  spacetoaster posted:I saw that article. Pretty crazy. I had a service dog for a while. She flew once and it was before the ESA stuff really took off with all the fuckery. There was a lady right next to us with a cat and things went along quietly for the whole flight.  That photo of the peacock owner on her phone with her luggage just makes me want to punch her in asscheek, though.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:01
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"support" animals are bs and the only the blind actually need them
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Feb 3, 2018 01:03
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One advantage of having the peacock is that if there's a plane problem midair, you can simply jump out the window and have it fly you to safety
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Feb 3, 2018 01:03
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actionjackson posted:One advantage of having the peacock is that if there's a plane problem midair, you can simply jump out the window and have it fly you to safety Peacocks are flightless like penguins but can not even swim smh
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Feb 3, 2018 01:03
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Dolphin posted:judging by the hamshank around the bird i'm gonna guess that woman wattled to her seat she gonna eat that whole turkey
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Feb 3, 2018 01:04
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actionjackson posted:One advantage of having the peacock is that if there's a plane problem midair, you can simply jump out the window and have it fly you to safety
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Feb 3, 2018 01:04
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you guys ever heard peacocks? they are noisy as gently caress!
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Feb 3, 2018 01:04
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actionjackson posted:One advantage of having the peacock is that if there's a plane problem midair, you can simply jump out the window and have it fly you to safety the term peacock is actually problematic and triggering because not every one pees from a cock and furthermore
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Feb 3, 2018 01:05
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numberoneposter posted:you guys ever heard peacocks?
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Feb 3, 2018 01:05
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Blue Train posted:Peacocks are flightless like penguins but can not even swim smh People only think peacocks are flightless because no one has tried booting them out of planes midair.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:06
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I wonder what the policy on honey badgers is. 
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Feb 3, 2018 01:07
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actionjackson posted:After reading about how Delta and now other airlines are cracking down on abuse of the emotional support animal system, I found this picture, and I gotta say I can't get over it. In fact there are so many questions I have about Delta emotional support turkey: The only one I can answer is #2 His thoughts: "I knew I shouldn't have eaten this acid before a plane ride!"
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Feb 3, 2018 01:08
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numberoneposter posted:you guys ever heard peacocks? I was right about to post this. They make an ungodly shriek. Could you imagine that poo poo on a plane? Blue Train posted:"support" animals are bs and the only the blind actually need them Well, there's other types of working dogs. Mine was a dog I handled in the military but she left with me when I was discharged. I made her into a therapy dog and would take her to see kids in hospitals. It was a great experience. But that took all kinds of certification. More than an ESA. ESAs are the print-out online ministers of the service animal world.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:09
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Blue Train posted:Peacocks are flightless like penguins but can not even swim smh what about support monkeys for people who can't feel anything?
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Feb 3, 2018 01:10
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definitely quoted the wrong person there
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Feb 3, 2018 01:11
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what about support monkeys for people who can't feel anything? Oh man. What if they fling poo in mid flight? 
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Feb 3, 2018 01:12
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Oh man. What if they fling poo in mid flight? calm down. someone, who can afford to fly somewhere, their doctor said it was ok
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Feb 3, 2018 01:16
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Dolphin posted:only when they want you to gently caress them 
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Feb 3, 2018 01:16
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Flight I was on for Christmas from Reagan to Dallas there was a goddamn german shepherd on the plane. And a big one. It was probably 5 seats behind me so I never really saw what was going on, but I assume (hope) a seat had to be purchased for it. It was loudly whining a lot at first so I thought it was gonna be a pain in the rear end the whole flight but then it calmed down.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:16
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Uh this is my post traumatic stress disorder squid
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veiled boner fuel posted:Flight I was on for Christmas from Reagan to Dallas there was a goddamn german shepherd on the plane. And a big one. It was probably 5 seats behind me so I never really saw what was going on, but I assume (hope) a seat had to be purchased for it. It was loudly whining a lot at first so I thought it was gonna be a pain in the rear end the whole flight but then it calmed down. You should have went back and petted that dog. Not its fault its owners are idiots. moose face posted:Uh this is my post traumatic stress disorder squid This is my guide rhino
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Feb 3, 2018 01:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You should have went back and petted that dog. Not its fault its owners are idiots. i like him he's cute
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Feb 3, 2018 01:29
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i've been considering a puff adder. they're very low maintenance
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moose face posted:Uh this is my post traumatic stress disorder squid I have the world's only ESA raptor. You won't believe what I went through to get him. Can humans be ESAs? This is my pet sub. He'll be my footstool for the whole flight.
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Feb 3, 2018 01:32
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Can humans be ESAs? This is my pet sub. He'll be my footstool for the whole flight.
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Dolphin posted:those are prone to aggression, whining, begging, separation anxiety, food theft and submissive urination This made me ponder the unfortunate scenario in which a man in a fursuit attempts to be an ESA for their partner. Goddammit, internet. Edit: A hypothetical scenario, from my breadbasket. I'm afraid to see if it really happened.
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