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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

therefore people with colostomy bags are way less gay than any of us

Colostomy bags are just fanny packs, and "fanny" means "butt", which as proven is extremely gay. It can also mean "vagina" (super gay).

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Who What Now posted:

If he thinks being a boob guy will avoid the problem of the female body turning him gay then he hasn't realized that suckin a tiddy is no different than suckin a really tiny dick!

What was that show where someone freaks out and is yelling "phallic symbol, phallic symbol" after looking at pretty much anything

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It’s pretty hosed up that women are trying to appropriate the sexiest part of the man, the rear end

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Aesop Poprock posted:

It’s pretty hosed up that women are trying to appropriate the sexiest part of the man, the rear end

The true purpose of Feminism is revealed at last.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tom Gorman posted:

Is this one of those guys who says wiping your butt after pooping makes you gay?

Yes

https://www.rooshv.com/men-must-groom-more-than-cats-to-get-laid

"Wipe my rear end thoroughly"

I also like the fact that he wants to someone be less clean than licking himself once in a while.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Benny Harvey posted:

Yes

https://www.rooshv.com/men-must-groom-more-than-cats-to-get-laid

"Wipe my rear end thoroughly"

I also like the fact that he wants to someone be less clean than licking himself once in a while.

    Scrape my tongue
    Pluck extra long and curly eyebrow hair that began to obstruct my vision
    Shave my neck
    Apply baking soda to arm pits
    Stroke my balls with my hand and then smell it to ensure lack of odor
    Remove residual sock fiber from underneath toe nails
    Dab off extra grease on forehead with napkin


it reads like an instruction manual for the most autistic car on the lot

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy
I hate that, that image exists.

Mario is cool though.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

it's super cool that this guy isn't in prison for his rapes

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Could Bowsette be a gateway to homosexuality? I'm looking at some pictures now and it appears this person does have a butt, but also boobs, but on the other hand, what are boobs if not a chest butt. :thunk:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mooey Cow posted:

Could Bowsette be a gateway to homosexuality? I'm looking at some pictures now and it appears this person does have a butt, but also boobs, but on the other hand, what are boobs if not a chest butt. :thunk:

Men find cleavage not because it reminds us of butts because it was all from behind back in the day.

It's over.

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

Where does pegging fit into this spectrum.

Asking for a friend.

That friend is me :getin:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Fenarisk posted:

Where does pegging fit into this spectrum.

Asking for a friend.

That friend is me :getin:

I think pegging is fine as long as it’s a guy wearing the strapon and not a woman.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I like all butts and I can't deny

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

I've seen nicer kitchens in a Winnebago. I'm at least glad his MRA bullshit didn't even make him any money

He's literally living in his moms basement.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Behold, the gayest man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzZdSovgjM

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Liking male butts make u gay

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

serious norman posted:

Liking male butts make u gay

But what if ur a lady?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

serious norman posted:

Liking male butts make u gay

dumb it down for me a pinch einstein

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

its all nice on rice posted:

But what if ur a lady?

It's super gay to be a lady because there's nothing more gay than liking dudes.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's super gay to be a lady because there's nothing more gay than liking dudes.

Lesbians are the most macho of men.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Lol imagine nurturing a child in your body only for him to grow up to think you're just a wet hole who deserves to be raped.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
First they told me liking women with short hair was gay, then they told me liking women who workout was gay, now they tell me liking womens butts is gay; you know what I think? I think I like androgynous women. Neat.

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jan 30, 2019

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
K'.

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

If liking lady butts makes me gay, I don't want to be straight

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
oh cool an egg chair

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
i like a butt

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Elderbean posted:

Lol imagine nurturing a child in your body only for him to grow up to think you're just a wet hole who deserves to be raped.

Imagine that same child coming back in his mid-30s expecting you to take him in

Imagine taking him in anyway

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pththya-lyi posted:

Imagine that same child coming back in his mid-30s expecting you to take him in

Imagine taking him in anyway

We can only hope she plans to set him aflame in his bed while he sleeps.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Unfortunately, family is often willing to overlook heinous stuff in the name of kin

Source: my worthless junkie cousin ruined my grandpa's car, broke windows on their house to steal money and pills from my grandma while she was on a ventilator in the hospital, broke the locks off their garage to sleep inside it. They STILL would let him sleep in the house because "well...you can't turn out your own blood"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm a gentleman who's extremely gay for ladies

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Benny Harvey posted:

Men find cleavage not because it reminds us of butts because it was all from behind back in the day.

It's over.

Hot or Not fallen on hard times I see

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Big Beef City posted:

I'm a gentleman who's extremely gay for ladies

goddam but i do hate you sometimes Big Beef City

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Skypie posted:

"well...you can't turn out your own blood"

sure you can, watch.

*bleeds profusely from every orifice*

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

SuperiorColliculus posted:

If liking lady butts makes me gay, I don't want to be straight

:yeah:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gonna be honest, idg why people get worked up over a YouTubr. There are a billion out there. They have atrocious opinions.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
behead all youtubers

PenguinSalsa
Nov 10, 2009
PUAs made me bi since I'm too ashamed of most of my fellow men to identify myself as straight (and I like women with short hair too :3:).

Account McAccount
Mar 30, 2012

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

These aren't even the worst quotes by him.

I couldn't find that exact quote from him but he does use the term "lubricated hole" and lol so dumb. :females: are not all the same, some have hormones that make them drier than an old sack of rice.

Granted; he would enjoy no matter what it was, he would enjoy a literal dusty sack of rice because he's a loving dirtbag loser and that term he's using is disgusting.

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Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
when you really stop to think about it, everything is basically a tiny dick

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