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he never told me he loved me keiko. he never said he was proud
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Also those must be some seriously good handjobs. But no one does em better than me.
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If I was just getting a handjob I think a man would be a better candidate for the job. Women don’t know a mans body like a man would.
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Kuato posted:If I was just getting a handjob I think a man would be a better candidate for the job. Women don’t know a mans body like a man would. And here I sit, without PMs. Smfh
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Feb 23, 2019 19:06
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24, 5, 13, 32, Slut. SLUT. SLUUUUTooooh
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dk2m posted:if i had a billion dollars, i’d like to think i’d give back to humanity or something but let’s be honest, a cheap handy in a florida strip mall is more likely He is though, he's a job creator. all he has to do is get a 100 dollar handjob twice a day and that's $73,000 dollars being infused in the local economy! Then if you imagine that all the Wall Street bankers are doing the same thing and suddenly these guys look like serious philanthropists.
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:He is though, he's a job creator. all he has to do is get a 100 dollar handjob twice a day and that's $73,000 dollars being infused in the local economy! Then if you imagine that all the Wall Street bankers are doing the same thing and suddenly these guys look like serious philanthropists. And the best part is, it's really just a matter of time before this is used unironically as an actual defense by conservative media.
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i've heard of trickle down, but this is ridiculous
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Feb 23, 2019 19:53
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What I want to know is why does a rub and tug place need your name? I'd walk out as soon as they asked me. Or at the very least I'd same my name is Rembrandt Q. Einstein
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lol but seriously I posted:jeb gets released without charge when hidden camera footage reveals that he just rants about how he is the good son for half an hour Jeb! hires the call girls not for sex but just to get them to clap for him.
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getting jerked off at a jerk off parlor doesnt really seem bad to me imo in fact, someone whos job it is to professsoinal jerk off tons of men probably gives a mean hand job Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Feb 23, 2019 |
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Feb 23, 2019 21:29
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Tolkien minority posted:getting jerked off at a jerk off parlor doesnt really seem bad to me imo it's not that bad unless it is by a 50 year old sex slave. which they were.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:32
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Well now that these places are going to be under intense scrutiny, my plans to open one are ruined, I tells ya... I got it! Get me Lou on the phone! Lou! Ya! About those signs! I need 'em changed! Yes ALL of 'em! "Slick Jim's Retard Stimulation", you got it! *Takes drag off of cigar* And that's why they'll never catch me, boys!
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Feb 23, 2019 21:42
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Tolkien minority posted:in fact, someone whos job it is to professsoinal jerk off tons of men probably gives a mean hand job They should just skip the strip center and work from home.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:52
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Also, these idiots should come to Indiana. A $150 tip gets more than a hand beezy.
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I just realized... "minimum hygiene" + giving hand jobs all day... I think people were taking it for granted they were washing their hands between jobs. Robert Kraft probably got jerked off with another guy's cum.
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Feb 23, 2019 21:56
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LabyaMynora posted:Robert Kraft probably got jerked off with another guy's cum. Or vice versa
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Mammal Sauce posted:Also, these idiots should come to Indiana. A $150 tip gets more than a hand beezy. if you don't over-tip the hooker for doing the bare minimum she's never going to fall in love with you. that's marrying a whoore 101
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If I had a billion dollars If I had a billion dollars I'd buy a cheap handy But not a real fur coat, that's cruel
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wwheres the sextape already
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wow big whoop!
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Telebite posted:wow big whoop! that’s what she said
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935 posted:If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of. Theres nothing in this country or this world that a billion dollars wont weasel you out of. That is by design
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Rumors surfacing with regard to nature of Krafts dick: sweaty, egg shaped.
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LabyaMynora posted:I just realized... "minimum hygiene" + giving hand jobs all day... I think people were taking it for granted they were washing their hands between jobs. The economics of the HJ operation necessitate a cheaper solution to lubricate the old flesh
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bird with big dick posted:Rumors surfacing with regard to nature of Krafts dick: sweaty, egg shaped. Balls fully inflated.
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happyhippy posted:24, 5, 13, 32, Slut. SLUT. SLUUUUTooooh You forgot OMAHA!
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If beating off a rich old man's penis is wrong...gently caress i ain't rich, this whole thing's falling apart
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Space Race Riot posted:If beating off a rich old man's penis is wrong...gently caress i ain't rich, this whole thing's falling apart You can work from other people’s homes
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let it mellow posted:You can work from other people’s homes I need to dare to dream. Of old penises . Maybe some cash. But mostly old penises.
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Space Race Riot posted:I need to dare to dream. Of old penises . Maybe some cash. But mostly old penises. There’s a vacant location in Jupiter, calling your name.
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When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. See also: the musicians/athletes/actors that go for underage & barely legal girls
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. I agree. with that much money why in the world would you try soliciting? Must really be bored and wanted something new to get his rocks off and what better way. 
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I was about to say that maybe they got a taste for Asian sex workers in 'Nam but LOL these are billionaires and never, ever went to war.
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Let's get ready to Rumble! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRTtLvKAKgk
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. maybe depressed 50 year old asian woman was on his weird bucket list?
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. dominique strauss-kahn
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Tolkien minority posted:getting jerked off at a jerk off parlor doesnt really seem bad to me imo The calluses are definitely a plus.
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Ribbed for his pleasure
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ribbed for his pleasure
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