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bradzilla posted:You can get bidet attachments that just go under the toilet seat and comes with a splitter valve to redirect some of the water going to the tank. The first time you use it will definitely be a bit of a shock, I mean it takes a bit of pressure to blast out sticky poop chunks. After the first time it feels pretty fuckin good to blast your butthole with water after taking a fat poo poo. And yes, still keep TP around to wipe the water out and double check for any leftover. 95% of the time a single blast is all it takes to clean things up. Seconding Get A loving Bidet
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bradzilla posted:You can get bidet attachments that just go under the toilet seat and comes with a splitter valve to redirect some of the water going to the tank. The first time you use it will definitely be a bit of a shock, I mean it takes a bit of pressure to blast out sticky poop chunks. After the first time it feels pretty fuckin good to blast your butthole with water after taking a fat poo poo. And yes, still keep TP around to wipe the water out and double check for any leftover. 95% of the time a single blast is all it takes to clean things up. I appreciate the response and the info. Do you have any specific recommendations?
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 07:35 |
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Currently honkin out a honnndoober of a tuber. Anyone else use fake turds to do practice reps in between poops? Regarding the ongoing discussion of its popularity, anyone who says they don't poop is full of poo poo imho.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:04 |
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Man that doesn't poo, is full of poo poo
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:05 |
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I read poo poo fortunes but my services aren’t that popular
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:17 |
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vaginite posted:I read poo poo fortunes but my services aren’t that poopular Ftfy
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 08:22 |
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Not since congress passed the "free to poop act" which created a tax on pooping for poor and working peoples. A lot of the ultra rich are still into pooping. I'm stuck in USA so dunno about EU or the East Asian Co-prosperity Sphere.
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 10:24 |
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I haven’t pooped since Sunday. E:FINALLY. Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Dec 31, 2020 |
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The Fattest PI posted:I appreciate the response and the info. Do you have any specific recommendations? This is the one I got. https://www.amazon.com/SlimEdge-Att...09446012&sr=8-4
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# ? Dec 31, 2020 21:20 |
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I ate some metamucil last night and took a poo poo this morning. It fell out of my rear end as if my rear end in a top hat was 2 feet wide.
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 05:21 |
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It is 2021 here, is pooping still popular I wonder
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# ? Jan 1, 2021 06:12 |
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MakaVillian posted:This is the one I got. Hey everyone just a little poop update (poopdate). I bought a bidet, actually the one mentioned in this quote. I installed it and have used it. It's definitely a bit startling at first but it certainly gets your rear end in a top hat clean. As an example, you ever wake up kinda early and take a gnarly poo poo. Maybe you were drinking the day before or just eating poorly? You feel awful, take the gnarly poo poo, feel better, but you go back to bed feeling gross. The bidet solved that last part. Didn't feel nearly as gross climbing back into bed after taking a super gross poop. Here's my bidet review for anyone curious about them or thinking about getting one: There is a knob on the side of my toilet now and if you turn the knob left it shoots your rear end in a top hat with water. If you turn it right (feminine mode), it shoots your rear end in a top hat with water but also lightly buffets your balls with water. My girlfriend hasn't tried it yet so I can't comment on what it's like on a vagina as intended, but I'd guess it lightly rinses off a woman's pisser. When I say it shoots your rear end in a top hat with water I mean it really fuckin drills it. It gets harder the further you turn the knob so you can pick your own comfort zone. I tried the full power on my first use and holy gently caress. Full power is too much it kinda hurts. That was just to try though there's no reason why I'd go full power if I didn't want to so it's not a worry. Each time I've used it I've done a "just in case" wipe/drying and have never pulled up any brown. My rear end feels much cleaner now. I've recommended it to all my friends and invited them to poo poo in my en suite bathroom to try it once it's ok to hang out again. This is a big deal and a huge privilege because I don't let anyone use my en suite bathroom unless they're doing drugs, with me.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 08:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSqMl3Jl2I
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 09:21 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Hey everyone just a little poop update (poopdate). Once you get used to it more gradually work up to full blast. Makes quick work of those tarry hangover shits.
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 14:22 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Hey everyone just a little poop update (poopdate). Welcome to the club friend
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# ? Jan 7, 2021 15:56 |
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I know this is a dumb joke thread but still I appreciate your input. It's not often that dumb internet forum contributes to a quality of life increase for me.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 02:46 |
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MakaVillian posted:This is the one I got. I gotta admit, $30 is so cheap that I'm tempted. However, I spent hours yesterday fighting with my plumbing and I was reminded how cold the water in my pipes is right now. I don't think I would enjoy an ice cold blast of water into my rear end in a top hat. I see that there are options that include temperature controls but the hot water in my bathroom isn't easy to get to the toilet.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 04:02 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 04:04 |
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Hell yeah dude I’m doing it right now
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 04:29 |
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making GBS threads owns.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 04:48 |
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a coupar of nights ago we had a grated carrot and beetroot salad with dinner and ever since my shits have been kinda sharty and red like i have an rear end period pretty cool, give it a try
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 07:33 |
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I poop crap out my butt
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 08:07 |
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All pooped out op
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 09:58 |
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hæmorrhoids ruined the party. again
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 10:32 |
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I've just recieved word that the bill passed unanimously. Pooping is now outlawed and a capital offence
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 12:47 |
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Don't you mean "crapital offense"?
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 13:19 |
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I’m making GBS threads again right now
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:41 |
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Tip posted:I gotta admit, $30 is so cheap that I'm tempted. However, I spent hours yesterday fighting with my plumbing and I was reminded how cold the water in my pipes is right now. I don't think I would enjoy an ice cold blast of water into my rear end in a top hat. You get used to it. I find it refreshing after a hot steamy dump.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 14:49 |
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Yeah the cold water is honestly not an issue at all. I don't know if I want my toilet firing a hot wet load at my rear end in a top hat anyways.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 19:21 |
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poop edging is still super popular OP, ive been edging one for a while now feelsgoodman
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 19:30 |
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Do it ironically posted:poop edging is still super popular OP, ive been edging one for a while now feelsgoodman Ah, the most dangerous game.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 19:33 |
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i just EXPLODED all over the bowl
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 19:59 |
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I <3 poop
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 20:07 |
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The Fattest PI posted:Hey everyone just a little poop update (poopdate). A bidet is wonderful on a normal day, a loving godsend on a day where you have diarrhea and have to visit the bathroom 5 times. No more raw bloody rear end in a top hat from wiping 100 times.
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 20:09 |
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bum gun ftw
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 20:30 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I've just recieved word that the bill passed unanimously. Pooping is now outlawed and a capital offence We all must march on the Capitol building and dump a steamy deuce on the steps. numberoneposter posted:bum gun ftw
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 21:02 |
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The “chocolate shotgun”
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# ? Jan 8, 2021 21:37 |
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Pooping is too expensive now.
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 18:28 |
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You've heard of using piss bottles...but now...get ready for poo poo mugs.
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 18:40 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 19:53 |
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no it is not op, frnakly it gives me the shits
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# ? Jan 10, 2021 18:41 |