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zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Back in the day we used to poop with our friends, neighbors, & enemies as a good laugh. My brother once pooped from a moving car. Is society too PC for pooping now?

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Poopin ain't easy but its necessary

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


Pooping overall has seen a decline in popularity recently but explosive diarrhea is a real growth sector.

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





I poop on the reg.

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


Hold your balls and paint the walls is what my old man used to say.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whens the last time you poo poo your pants??? is anyone still making GBS threads their pants any more??? maybe yall need to eat more spicy food.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It's my favorite thing to do.

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
hold my hand while I poop OP

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


it went out of fashion a while ago op, are you serious still pooping? Do you also read your telegram messages by kerosene lamp to stay up to date with the latest news from the trenches? Don't forget to mind the crank on your model t, those bad boys can really swing back around and getcha if youre not careful

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I poop like 9 showstoppers a day ama. :crossarms:

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

i poop every single morning within 30 min of waking up and my cat waits for me outside the bathroom as if to say "well done/feed me"

i'm also pretty popular, so you do the math

VinylonUnderground
Dec 14, 2020

by Athanatos
I poop on my OnlyFans account. I wouldn't say it is popular, but there are a few "whales" who really make it worth my time.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's just everyday poo poo now OP

effloresce
May 19, 2008
I've switched entirely to farts

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

There is never a time in not pooping. Day, night, whenever.

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

I only poop ironically anymore

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you are having trouble making GBS threads your pants eat a whole bag of these bad boys with some spicy queso


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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i can take 10 diarrheas a day but i can only make one giant log ever 2-3 days. i know someone who says they poo poo multiple logs a day but he's lying that's impossible.

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Trends come and go, but poo is always in style, baby

piratescurvy
Jun 28, 2008
I enjoy the ritual

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

speak of the devil!!! i gotta poop

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

I took a constipated poo poo so bad the other day, I almost passed out from the pain. The kind of pain that gives you a cold sweat. It finally came out and it was the size and shape of a tennis ball. I knew there was no way it could be flushed. I put on the latex gloves and fished it out, and it was heavy, dense, dry, and didn’t even smell. It could have been classified as a weapon. How the hell did that thing come out of my butthole which was now sore? I was almost proud of it. The kind of poo poo Jesus could take that could clog a toilet for 2000 years.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when i went to thailand i had to be acutely aware of the nearest toilet at all times

VinylonUnderground
Dec 14, 2020

by Athanatos
The cool thing about China is that you can just poop anywhere. Gotta go? Find a bush and pop a squat while wearing your beijing air conditioner.

I made the mistake of doing the same thing in Bangkok and then later Paris because I'd gotten so used to it. People looked at me like I was committing a murder.

the Bunt
Sep 24, 2007

YOUR GOLDEN MAGNETIC LIGHT
poop, lock, and drop it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VinylonUnderground posted:

The cool thing about China is that you can just poop anywhere. Gotta go? Find a bush and pop a squat while wearing your beijing air conditioner.

I made the mistake of doing the same thing in Bangkok and then later Paris because I'd gotten so used to it. People looked at me like I was committing a murder.
you can just poop anywhere china???

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

VinylonUnderground posted:

The cool thing about China is that you can just poop anywhere. Gotta go? Find a bush and pop a squat while wearing your beijing air conditioner.

I made the mistake of doing the same thing in Bangkok and then later Paris because I'd gotten so used to it. People looked at me like I was committing a murder.

Goddamn stuck up French people

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What do they call popping a squat in France?

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
I miss the double seater outhouse on old grannie's farm

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
I'm pooping right now op

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i’ve taken a poo poo in over 35 countries

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

it's pretty popular op, apparently everybody is doing it these days

110
Dec 25, 2020

pooping right now

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Well I poop and I'm very unpopular, so I'd say no.

GAYIDS
May 3, 2020

by Pragmatica
I take like 4 poops a day and sometimes I even take 6 or 7 and one time I pooped on two different continents on the same day (went to europe on vacation)

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

I'm quitting pooping soon. New year new me.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Poopular

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I've moved on to pooping 2: advanced edition.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Only on pig balls

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
got two healthy movements in today OP

lotta holiday food and treats to process but my body handles it well

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