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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:“Hello everyone, I’m gay” "You might enjoy this, then!" *Drops pants, bends over and goatses you.*
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Has anyone seen my cat Gimli? He's due for his medicine soon and he's not in the tent anymore.
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Waltzing Along posted:Why did so many people bring their kids? They want to rub it in that they've actually had sex ya fuckin virgoon.
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Feb 20, 2021 05:46
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*holds a midnight showing of the best of homegroan* *fuggin' squatch crashes the party*
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Feb 20, 2021 07:20
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*gets high and starts to interpret famous threads through dance, jazz balleting p-p-p-p-powerbook in 30 minutes and cargo shorts*
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Feb 20, 2021 09:40
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*acts racist ironically, no one gets the irony*
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Feb 20, 2021 11:21
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i get drunk on whiskey and dry, put on some mid 90s hip hop, have a couple of puffs of weed and a bump, then laugh it up and talk poo poo for hours with like minded weirdos then we all head into town and catch some great music, dance all night, then grab some breakfast at a cool local place before heading back to our common hotel for a quick swim and then retire to our room to watch old movies and snooze all day what a lovely gathering of friends
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Gentle Autist posted:i get drunk on whiskey and dry, put on some mid 90s hip hop, have a couple of puffs of weed and a bump, then laugh it up and talk poo poo for hours with like minded weirdos *shakes you awake* Buddy, hey, wake up. You ok? You took a sip of whiskey, passed out, and poo poo your pants. Then you kept mumbling something being jiggy with it? Then you pissed your pants and said "frankly my dear I don't give a drat". What the hell were you dreaming about?
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Gentle Autist posted:i get drunk on whiskey and dry, put on some mid 90s hip hop, have a couple of puffs of weed and a bump, then laugh it up and talk poo poo for hours with like minded weirdos While you're passed out I smash your music player so I'm not forced to hear more of your lovely annoying hip hop. When you come to at 6PM, I tell you that you broke your player yourself in a whiskey-induced blackout rage. You believe me and hate youself even more than you did to begin with. Your "friends" the pink elephants appear to have deserted you. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Feb 20, 2021 |
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Feb 20, 2021 13:12
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BigBadSteve posted:While you're passed out I smash your music player so I'm not forced to hear more of your lovely annoying hip hop. There would be enough goons with phone cams waiting for something like that (whiskey induced rage) to happen so they could be the first to get the big hot take and get mad sykk forums cred that nobody would believe your story.
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Feb 20, 2021 17:46
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drat, owned, but at least I had the honor to be levelled by the great Wesley Willis.
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BigBadSteve posted:drat, owned, but at least I had the honor to be levelled by the great Wesley Willis. It takes a real man to own forum user named BigBadSteve 
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Feb 21, 2021 18:58
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*reads a couple of pages of gooncamp 2023 planning thread* *Marks thread unread with an uncomfortable shudder*
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how is there diarrhea dripping from the top of the porta potty.
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Feb 21, 2021 21:46
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I got the rum and lube, lets loving party
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Feb 21, 2021 22:38
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Sipping on rum and lube, laid back
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I prefer rum and strawberry ky personally. With ice and umbrella.
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Feb 21, 2021 23:45
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*brings exactly eight fresh-baked oatmeal raisin cookies* *shits someone else's pants*
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*pulls out nerf maverick that j painted and removed the clip so the chamber flips all the way out, my RC toy plane that I modded by removing the bottom wings, and my balldo that I modded by removing the speed regulator* *playfully shoots nerf gun at people, hits goon in the eye* *RC plane gets stuck in tree* *Balldo vibrates itself apart* Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Feb 22, 2021 |
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*rants incessantly about how much conservatives (and liberals!!) suck poo poo while smoking a blunt until too zonked to do anything but eat until I pass out*
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I smoke an honest to god pipe, even though I either 22 or 47. I'm dressed like the singer of Four Non Blondes, down to the top-hat and googles. I propose we play a card and dice based game with zany fantasy theming.
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Disco Pope posted:I smoke an honest to god pipe, even though I either 22 or 47. I'm dressed like the singer of Four Non Blondes, down to the top-hat and googles. I propose we play a card and dice based game with zany fantasy theming. Whats in the pipe?
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Feb 23, 2021 00:38
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wesleywillis posted:Whats in the pipe? Bubbles.
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Feb 23, 2021 00:41
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Remember when we laughed at the Balldo? God, we were such fools to question its power.
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Shinjobi posted:Remember when we laughed at the Balldo? How many did you bring to goon camp 2023?
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Feb 23, 2021 01:33
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Nooner poo poo his pants AGAIN. 
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Feb 23, 2021 01:40
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wesleywillis posted:How many did you bring to goon camp 2023? That's 144.
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Feb 23, 2021 01:40
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label the poo poo pits #1, #2, and #4 
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If this tent is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' Because it will be me, all by myself, tuggin' away
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