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Justin Tyme posted:Projected plasma balls is such a slam dunk explanation, has all the observed properties and has obvious military use (spoofing radar signatures) Also cool lobby displays https://youtu.be/GNoOiXkXmYQ
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May 29, 2021 01:55
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I really recommend looking into the amount of energy needed for only one plasma ball matching the description and actions exhibited, much less the 16 or w/e actually present.
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May 29, 2021 01:58
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ha ha yeah you would need like an area the size of deleware to hide it in
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May 29, 2021 02:00
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WEH posted:I really recommend looking into the amount of energy needed for only one plasma ball matching the description and actions exhibited, much less the 16 or w/e actually present. These questions are popping up in my mind too, but I'm countering them with "well how about making a spaceship do those things" and "I don't know how a jet or radar works either, so it's at least as magical as those things"
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May 29, 2021 02:01
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i think if they can get the xb-70 to float on a hypersonic bubble we could get a something to float within a plasma bubble, but im a freaking moron!
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May 29, 2021 02:04
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Inspector Hound posted:These questions are popping up in my mind too, but I'm countering them with "well how about making a spaceship do those things" and "I don't know how a jet or radar works either, so it's at least as magical as those things" Why would the navy release of video of themselves being spoofed by something they hold the patent for?
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May 29, 2021 02:04
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WEH posted:Why would the navy release of video of themselves being spoofed by something they hold the patent for? Pretending they don't know what they are while publicly advertising that they have them seems about as plausible as any of the other explanations
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May 29, 2021 02:06
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i think if they can get the xb-70 to float on a hypersonic bubble we could get a something to float within a plasma bubble, but im a freaking moron! I don't know what this means but I do want space ships
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May 29, 2021 02:07
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WEH posted:I really recommend looking into the amount of energy needed for only one plasma ball matching the description and actions exhibited, much less the 16 or w/e actually present. Could you generate the energy needed with, say, an array of compact fusion reactors housed on a naval vessel?
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May 29, 2021 02:09
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it turns out the ufos were ligmas
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May 29, 2021 02:14
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Inspector Hound posted:Pretending they don't know what they are while publicly advertising that they have them seems about as plausible as any of the other explanations The bottom line is that we don't have anywhere near the power capacity to do it now, and we sure as poo poo didn't back in 2004. The article itself said they might be able to project up to a mile with the next generation of lasers, and I'm pretty sure those ships were more than a mile offshore when they were doing exercises. mycomancy posted:Could you generate the energy needed with, say, an array of compact fusion reactors housed on a naval vessel? Maybe, but that would be a real silly way to use em
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May 29, 2021 02:15
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Delta-Wye posted:it turns out the ufos were ligmas yeah some are, but some are E10
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May 29, 2021 02:38
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I know the answer, but the information is restricted to PEN 15 clearance.
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May 29, 2021 02:42
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deez nuts
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May 29, 2021 02:52
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mycomancy posted:Could you generate the energy needed with, say, an array of compact fusion reactors housed on a naval vessel? If this is the answer it's like 90% as good as aliens because fusion reactors.
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May 29, 2021 02:59
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my mind cracking open like a walnut at the fact that the easiest explanation really is "aliens bruh"
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May 29, 2021 03:04
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A MIRACLE posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/UAP/comments/nn6yso/us_navy_laser_creates_plasma_ufos_video_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf here’s a cool post A MIRACLE posted:yea check out r/ufos
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May 29, 2021 03:12
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Log082 posted:If this is the answer it's like 90% as good as aliens because fusion reactors. Yeah that's kinda my point. What if we're seeing a demo of new miltech made possible by those Skunkwork fusion reactors reported a while back? Like they loving work, they produce MW of power out of a space comparable to a shipping container, and they allow for things like plasma ball generators, defense lasers, and gods know what else.
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May 29, 2021 03:13
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100 years beyond our tech capabilities is better than 1000! by next week we might have an explanation that involves 2040ish tech
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May 29, 2021 03:18
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plasma also explains self illumination, color changing, disappearing/reappearing, shape changes, multiple craft merging into one and separating , visual distortion, silence, heat/burns experienced by witnesses, common changes to the environment at "landing sites",blahblahblah been posting this for years if its right i want a coke
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May 29, 2021 03:24
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Justin Tyme posted:Projected plasma balls is such a slam dunk explanation, has all the observed properties and has obvious military use (spoofing radar signatures) Nah, only for balls of light which are a small subset of the total sightings. A lot of sightings have very detailed descriptions of structured craft that are clearly physical objects, and they still move in the same gravity defying ways (including the tic tac which is described as having two appendages coming from the bottom). Black triangles/Belgian wave of late 80s-early 90s is another good example but there are loads more.
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May 29, 2021 03:34
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munce posted:Nah, only for balls of light which are a small subset of the total sightings. A lot of sightings have very detailed descriptions of structured craft that are clearly physical objects, and they still move in the same gravity defying ways (including the tic tac which is described as having two appendages coming from the bottom). Black triangles/Belgian wave of late 80s-early 90s is another good example but there are loads more. yeah uh imma have to stop you right there balls of light are the most commonly reported uap
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May 29, 2021 03:36
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this stuff is all just as much of a stretch as aliens It's not like we have to loving guess how the military behaves when it comes to UFO sightings actually being people spotting new tech, because we already know. They call those people crazy and move on because "lmao aliens right get a load of this guy" shuts things down pretty well All of this stuff is totally unprompted, though. It's not people spotting random poo poo, it's military personnel doing the spotting and reporting. None of this ever had to be released. There was no reason to talk about it. Announcing it if they already know what it is is just nonsensical. Doesn't mean it's aliens, but it being some weird psyop is way more likely than the military telling on itself for some reason.
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May 29, 2021 03:37
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Paradoxish posted:this stuff is all just as much of a stretch as aliens this post discounts extreme compartmentalization and corporate programs
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May 29, 2021 03:38
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im all out for orange orbs come at me
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May 29, 2021 03:39
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I agree with thisParadoxish posted:this stuff is all just as much of a stretch as aliens munce posted:Nah, only for balls of light which are a small subset of the total sightings. A lot of sightings have very detailed descriptions of structured craft that are clearly physical objects, and they still move in the same gravity defying ways (including the tic tac which is described as having two appendages coming from the bottom). Black triangles/Belgian wave of late 80s-early 90s is another good example but there are loads more.
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May 29, 2021 03:42
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The things in the videos don’t really look similar. The navy probably just has a pile of weird videos and released these because they want people to feel comfortable reporting strange drones.
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May 29, 2021 03:46
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this post discounts extreme compartmentalization and corporate programs We've got plenty of history to understand how secret projects work in the US, though Anything is possible, but secret tech developed by the US government/a contractor inexplicably tested in front of the uninformed air force and navy and then released to the public is somewhere below "actually it's just aliens" on the likelihood scale I still think the most likely explanation is just de-stigmatizing reporting weird poo poo, followed maybe by some kind of disinfo campaign that's actually intended for foreign consumption.
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May 29, 2021 03:46
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The Saucer Hovers posted:yeah uh imma have to stop you right there I should have been more specific. Lights in the sky are the most common sighting. Of the sighting that are close enough to clearly see the shape and detail of the object, balls of light are only a subset.
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May 29, 2021 03:46
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man there have been a few too many reports of clearly physical craft straight up burning people and giving them radiation poisoning for me to buy the idea that its all a fancy gigawatt light show cool UFO cases cited in this post: Cash–Landrum Falcon Lake
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May 29, 2021 03:49
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The things in the videos don’t really look similar. The navy probably just has a pile of weird videos and released these because they want people to feel comfortable reporting strange drones. Why do this instead of just issuing a command through normal military channels for soldiers/sailors to report all unknown UAV sightings? Why pretend it's aliens? In public?
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May 29, 2021 03:50
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no one cares but for the record plasma is my best bet for manmade and i dont think its (all) manmademunce posted:I should have been more specific. Lights in the sky are the most common sighting. Of the sighting that are close enough to clearly see the shape and detail of the object, balls of light are only a subset. for sure. and the plethora of variety in the descriptions is what keeps this interesting imo The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 03:53 on May 29, 2021 |
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May 29, 2021 03:51
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Justin Tyme posted:I don't buy that it's government testing because the government would inherently, you know, let their people know testing is occurring so they can get good data. They're not gonna prank themselves for laughs because they'd want the radar data for study. Would make more sense that it would be a private organization or foreign government, and if it was a special access program they wouldn't risk involving anyone not briefed in like that Carnival cruise ship. they could be testing how a military responds to this kind of poo poo so they know how to be more subtle when they send the tictac drones to iran
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May 29, 2021 03:53
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munce posted:Why do this instead of just issuing a command through normal military channels for soldiers/sailors to report all unknown UAV sightings? Why pretend it's aliens? In public? They're not really pretending that it's aliens. They're just releasing all this poo poo and saying "I dunno." And there's a big stigma that comes with reporting anything weird and that doesn't go away just because you tell people to do it. That's especially true with pilots. You might get people to report that they saw something, but they're going to hold back on details if they think they're too out there and might make them look crazy. The way they're handling these releases is actually pretty perfect if the goal is to overcome that kind of bias. They're not claiming it's aliens, but they are providing all the bizarre details so that people who report this stuff won't feel the need to make their sightings fit with something more normal.
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May 29, 2021 04:01
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munce posted:Why do this instead of just issuing a command through normal military channels for soldiers/sailors to report all unknown UAV sightings? Why pretend it's aliens? In public? Because you want to outsource it to commercial pilots and the internet, too. I would look at it as signaling a culture change and encouraging a shift in wider discourse. They’re saying it’s ok to talk about weird things in the sky, because before that was dismissed out of hand by everyone. When an institution sets the agenda for discussion like that, it has a wider effect. Plus, you can’t just order people to do something and expect that they’ll do it. Soldiers are told not to rape other soldiers, but they do it all the time and have implicit support from peers and superiors—that’s a culture issue and not just a rules question.
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May 29, 2021 04:09
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Paradoxish posted:They're not really pretending that it's aliens. They're just releasing all this poo poo and saying "I dunno." yeah, i think this is a solid read. even if the top brass doesn't actually think alien spacecrafts are visiting or whatever, you absolutely want people who see something weird to report it on the offchance it's some chinese spy tech you don't know about instead of whoever's reporting it being immediately dismissed as a crank
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May 29, 2021 04:12
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Farm Frenzy posted:they could be testing how a military responds to this kind of poo poo so they know how to be more subtle when they send the tictac drones to iran Looks like they already did that: "To protect the nuke facilities, in 2004 Iran deployed a task force composed of eight F-4E fighters and eight F-14s plus a former 707 airliner and a C-130 cargo plane outfitted with sensors and radios for command and control. The task force encountered what it believed were CIA drones with “astonishing flight characteristics.” The UAVs could jam radars and disrupt interceptors’ navigation systems. They flew “outside the atmosphere” at speeds of up to Mach 10. They could hover. Flying at night, they emitted a telltale blue light that led to their nickname: “luminous objects.”" https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/whats-behind-ufos-snooping-around-irans-nuclear-facilities-185294
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May 29, 2021 04:19
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Anyone who tries to explain to me why this isn’t aliens is ruining my day please stop
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May 29, 2021 04:23
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Crow Zone posted:Anyone who tries to explain to me why this isn’t aliens is ruining my day please stop
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May 29, 2021 04:26
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Paradoxish posted:They're not really pretending that it's aliens. They're just releasing all this poo poo and saying "I dunno." There's ex cia directors literally saying it could be aliens. Words like extra terrestrial, non-human technology etc are appearing all over the news reports so it's definitely being pushed as an angle. Anyway it's amusing that they'd have to go to these lengths to reverse a stigma that only exists because they created it in the first place.
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May 29, 2021 04:28
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