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I was cleaning out an old email address I use for spam that I will ignore for years at a time earlier this month. Turns out I gave that address to IRR and they had emails talking about all the trouble I'll get in if I don't show up for muster from years ago and by the way do you want to reenlist? Jokes on them, the only one they actually mailed to me certified mail ended up getting cancelled like a month later when sequestration murdered budgets.
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Am I the only person who's never had to show up for muster? I wouldn't mind sitting through a couple hours of "pretty please re-enlist?" for beer and pizza money. 
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Nov 27, 2017 19:38
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Goddamn Red line is under construction for two weeks. I have to add a half hour to my commute each way. Fuckers.
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Nov 27, 2017 19:39
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Naked Bear posted:Am I the only person who's never had to show up for muster? I wouldn't mind sitting through a couple hours of "pretty please re-enlist?" for beer and pizza money. I didn't even get transferred into the IRR until a year into my IRR time.
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Nov 27, 2017 20:23
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Navy reserves for life because I'm a lovely dad and husband and like my away time. Sigh.
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Nov 27, 2017 20:38
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Pity it's not going to hit us.
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Nov 27, 2017 20:41
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I hope Trump raises hysteria related to the asteroid; basing his fear on having mistaken the movie Armageddon to be a documentary while blaming Obama for the space rocks coming to kill us all.
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Nov 27, 2017 20:47
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That would be pretty much what your nation deserves at this point
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Nov 27, 2017 20:48
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:found one of two finger's home videos Nope nope nope nope
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Nov 27, 2017 22:05
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I got calls from recruiters while I was in college doing ROTC. Prior to me signing the official ROTC contract, several tried to get me to drop out of college and forfeit my scholarship, because "hands on, real work" and "guaranteed airborne infantry slots." 
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cowboy elvis posted:Army recruiter just contacted me to see if I was interested in enlisting.   Naked Bear posted:Am I the only person who's never had to show up for muster? I wouldn't mind sitting through a couple hours of "pretty please re-enlist?" for beer and pizza money. I had one in 3 years. They were looking for a specific career field and had literally nothing they could use me for, even if I were interested.
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Nov 28, 2017 00:47
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I got calls from recruiters after I joined. Including a Marine Reserve recruiter who told me I could go on welfare since I'd only have a one weekend a month job.
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Nov 28, 2017 00:57
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Naked Bear posted:Am I the only person who's never had to show up for muster? I wouldn't mind sitting through a couple hours of "pretty please re-enlist?" for beer and pizza money. The one time I had to go, it was maybe 10 or 15 minutes of repeatedly saying "sorry, not interested" to an unenthusiastic SSG in his office. Since I combined the trip with a run to the grocery store, including "net" driving time it was $270 for 40 minutes of my time tops. It was great.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:21
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Just walked by David Clarke sitting at a bar down the street from my house. He looks just as dumb in person.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:09
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Handsome Ralph posted:Just walked by David Clarke sitting at a bar down the street from my house. I hope you called him an idiot
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:I hope you called him an idiot Nah he was inside as I walked by. Just noticed and kept walking. If he was outside I'd have asked him for some water.
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Casimir Radon posted:I got calls from recruiters after I joined. Including a Marine Reserve recruiter who told me I could go on welfare since I'd only have a one weekend a month job. That's brilliant!
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Nov 28, 2017 03:06
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LingcodKilla posted:That's brilliant! "Don't worry bro. I can get you out of that!"
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Nov 28, 2017 09:24
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lol which one of you guys just changed my username
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Nov 29, 2017 04:24
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Nice and hot piss posted:lol which one of you guys just changed my username You're welcome
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Nov 29, 2017 04:31
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Lucky.
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Nov 29, 2017 04:33
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That's loving amazing
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Nov 29, 2017 04:42
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Nice and hot piss posted:lol which one of you guys just changed my username https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg
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Nov 29, 2017 05:25
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drat good piss... and hot!
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Nov 29, 2017 08:05
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Fister Roboto posted:drat good piss... and hot!
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Nov 29, 2017 10:04
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Fister Roboto posted:drat good piss... and hot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0
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Nov 29, 2017 15:46
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There’s been so many name changes over the years, I have no clue who is who save for a few of you.
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cowboy elvis posted:There’s been so many name changes over the years, I have no clue who is who save for a few of you. yeah this
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Nov 29, 2017 16:12
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So wait, Nice and hot was previously I LICK, right?
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Nov 29, 2017 16:26
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No, my previous name was MurderBot
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Nov 29, 2017 16:30
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My name has been the same cause I'm boring, woo
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Nov 29, 2017 16:33
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The Rat posted:My name has been the same cause I'm boring, woo
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The Rat posted:My name has been the same cause I'm boring, woo
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Thinking about changing mine to LingCrabKilla due to my new life goals. Maybe RockCrabKilla. I need a crab tattoo.
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Nov 29, 2017 17:01
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My partner at work just announced she’s getting a new job and leaving in four weeks, three of which she’ll be absent. I’ll get to take on her share of our ever-expanding workload until her replacement is recruited and hired. Then I’ll get to train them as well while still doing the work of two people. JOY.
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Nov 29, 2017 18:30
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I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:My partner at work just announced she’s getting a new job and leaving in four weeks, three of which she’ll be absent. I’ll get to take on her share of our ever-expanding workload until her replacement is recruited and hired. Then I’ll get to train them as well while still doing the work of two people. What do you do again?
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I’m a security advisor for an international organization. Don’t want to self doxx and say which one because the security outfit here is pretty small and it’d be easy to identify me.
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In the not so distant future I have to decide who in my current client environment I want to keep, approach them, and offer them employment provided that we win a big contract that is coming up for recompete. A good work friend is currently occupying the job that I would want, so I'm going to eventually have to decide if I want to shiv him for the job. He's old, so there's a high probability this would be the end of his employment. Then there's the standard 30-day transition thing with contracts, so I'll have to deal with everyone I've worked with for years knowing that I was doing thumbs up/down on who to keep, some of which will have been working there for a decade until then. Gonna be rad. In the consultant life cycle, this is the stage where the instructors inform you that you have to kill and eat the pet you've raised for most of your time.
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Went to an ENT doc for an outpatient procedure on my nasal cavities. It's like the third time I've had the procedure done (it's complicated) but this time he prescribed me percocets for pain management if I needed it since it was a little further than he went before. Fuuuuuuck that. I'll stick with motrin and beer.
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