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Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

AKA Pseudonym posted:

This picture is a bit more flattering



Still not great but at least they painted both halves. And it has some unusual lines as well. So at least they didn't just build two blocky buildings, put the windows in weird places, slap a whacky mural on one, and call it modern architecture.

I'm pretty sure that's a render, not a real photograph, so it's not surprising it looks more flattering there.

edit: Damnit why do I keep page sniping talking about this terrible building.

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Besesoth posted:

"Oh, sure, it melts the nearby sidewalks, but it looks fantastic when you can look at it without blinding yourself!"

Like when the Walkie Talkie in London melted someone's Jaguar, which was pretty funny

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Krispy Wafer posted:

My prom was held there. So...a bunch of sweaty teenagers in cummerbunds and some later regrets. Still better than Alien Covenant.

Well I was going to ask if there was alien dick, so close enough.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Which one was the one where they cloned ripley?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I feel a big problem with modern architecture is that neither the people who make the designs and the people who approve them are people who actually have to live and work in and around the buildings. See also: modern society.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Nuebot posted:

I like to think it doesn't connect to anything and it's just there for convenience.

:psyduck: I thought it was an awning for that bench area in the foreground.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

umalt posted:

For all of this poo poo-talking nobody has even posted a picture of the drat thing.



Seriously; how did any reasonable adult let this get past the proposal phase? Was it literally just 50+ year old men just thinking "well those hipster kids will like it"?

Annoying

Is the word that comes to mind

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Volcott posted:

Which one was the one where they cloned ripley?

Krispy Wafers Prom: Resurrection.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


Is that the new Razer full tower case? If so, it's hideous.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
You know, when I started reading the thread, I thought the title referred to the IKEA ad where they released horses of cats in a store.

https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/film/ikea_happy_inside

And a making of version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCTLB4jOe0

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

You know, when I started reading the thread, I thought the title referred to the IKEA ad where they released horses of cats in a store.

https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/film/ikea_happy_inside

And a making of version: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCTLB4jOe0

Please don't get my hopes up for a multiple Trojan-horse based feline takeover of a Swedish DIY/lifestyle chain store again, tia.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Fatfinger rides again! :argh: Should've been "hordes." I'll just leave it.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I feel a big problem with modern architecture is that neither the people who make the designs and the people who approve them are people who actually have to live and work in and around the buildings. See also: modern society.

The people that make the decisions are unaffected by them. Welcome to modern late stage capitalism

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Spotted at Goodwill:

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!
I lived two blocks away from and spent most of undergrad studying in this piece of architectural garbage:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robarts_Library

It’s a loving brutalist turkey.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Bamabalacha posted:

I lived two blocks away from and spent most of undergrad studying in this piece of architectural garbage:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robarts_Library

It’s a loving brutalist turkey.

The brutalist turkey is awesome!

Like you open up the Wikipedia page and the first few pictures you're kinda squinting thinking that could maybe be a turkey head and then you get to the southside picture and it's like, "yep, that's a turkey."

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

For that matter, I briefly worked in an office building that was based on Dante's divine comedy. The lobby was made to represent hell, the architects and lawyers up top were in heaven, and purgatory was a bunch of mixed commercial stuff. There's a giant lighthouse up top that was made to hold Dante's ashes, seemingly because the architect was a deranged Italian futurist who was convinced that Europe was about to be destroyed by race mixing or something.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

how was it to work in?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Pretty sure architects and lawyers belong in hell.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

timefly posted:

:psyduck: I thought it was an awning for that bench area in the foreground.

That's a bus stop.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
You want bad architecture? How about architecture so bad it's literally a death ray: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

BioEnchanted posted:

You want bad architecture? How about architecture so bad it's literally a death ray: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23930675

You know what is even crazier: this is the second building with such a problem that architect built


quote:

The Las Vegas Review Journal quotes one hotel employee as saying the building's design causes the sunshine to be diverted 'like a magnifying glass that shines down' over a space of about 10 by 15 feet as the poolside.

And as the Earth rotates, the spot moves across the pool area. The 'death ray' can increase temperatures by around 20 degrees.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

spog posted:

You know what is even crazier: this is the second building with such a problem that architect built



There was also the infamous art gallery that had a glass ceiling to let in natural light. A nearby skyscraper focused the light through the ceiling causing severe damage to the artwork.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Architect or supervillain? :tinfoil:

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Reminds me of this sorta park area outside a local theater I know that's so white and un-shaded that when the sun's out it's impossible to look around because the light is so blinding.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


He really hates 50 foot ant’s posts

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Architect or supervillain? :tinfoil:

Why can't they be both? A person needs their hobbies to unwind after a long day of evil after all.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
We need to resurrect the architectural failures thread. That got goldmined too soon.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I recall it got repetitive and mostly arguments about brutalism. (the brutalist peacock was my favourite)

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

BioEnchanted posted:

There was also the infamous art gallery that had a glass ceiling to let in natural light. A nearby skyscraper focused the light through the ceiling causing severe damage to the artwork.

Wasn't that a case where the art gallery and it's crazy fancy ceiling was there first, and then the offensive skyscraper went up later?

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I couldn't remember which was being the idiot.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would think that if the gallery came later, they would notice the problem before the artwork went up.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Atmus posted:

Wasn't that a case where the art gallery and it's crazy fancy ceiling was there first, and then the offensive skyscraper went up later?

Yup.
https://www.dallasnews.com/arts/museums/2016/09/25/fights-fantasy-fixes-fbi-museum-tower-nasher-still-odds-glare-five-years

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
If only Goldfinger had stayed at the Walkie-Talkie, he could've simply melted his opponents during a game of cards.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/12/build-bear-workshop-bargain-teddy-offer-sparks-chaotic-scenes-across-britain

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Krispy Wafer posted:

I was picturing Peachtree Center in Atlanta which has two brutalistic looking towers with a walkway between them. It’s the ugliest most uncomfortable building I’ve ever had the displeasure to work in and I would literally tattoo that poo poo on my back before I had to work in that blond dumbbell abomination.

That’s not the ugliest building I’ve ever seen, but it’s probably the ugliest building I’ve ever seen built by people who should have known better.



If I'm not mistaken it has an Obvious Plant signature, so...

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Giant Times Square Billboard Tells Women To Replace Food With Lollipops For A 'Flat Tummy': http://gothamist.com/2018/07/11/flat_tummy_lollipops_suck.php

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Hirayuki posted:

Giant Times Square Billboard Tells Women To Replace Food With Lollipops For A 'Flat Tummy': http://gothamist.com/2018/07/11/flat_tummy_lollipops_suck.php

Man, I was like "what, did it say 'SUCK IT YOU FAT BITCH' lol" and holy poo poo I wasn't far off.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Hirayuki posted:

Giant Times Square Billboard Tells Women To Replace Food With Lollipops For A 'Flat Tummy': http://gothamist.com/2018/07/11/flat_tummy_lollipops_suck.php

This is probably a case of 'no bad publicity' because tons of people want to lose weight and don't care about the message it sends.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



My local mall had to cap the line once it left the building and fights were breaking out.

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