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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I wish there were a mechanism by which I could award bounties to people who poo poo on truck bros. There are so goddamn many near where I live I would drop 20bux for a keying on a smogtard and 50 for anybody who will smash the windshield of a jackass with a train horn.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The Stig could be anything under there. It could be a sentient conglomeration of latino polygendered kitsune otherkin or something.


Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
-edit- thread moves fast, in reference to the train horn 'prank';

If they fire that chick I would personally donate

PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!

Hollismason posted:

So no one noticed that it goes Black Guy , White Woman, White Man , White Man, White Man, White Man, White Man


Like all the minorities are on one side.

Chris Harris isn't Caucasian.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Jeff Sichoe posted:

-edit- thread moves fast, in reference to the train horn 'prank';

If they fire that chick I would personally donate

Why, Jeff?

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The Stig could be anything under there. It could be a sentient conglomeration of latino polygendered kitsune otherkin or something.




i'm 90% sure the stig is just a hollow suit and helmet, there's nothing in there

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Because they deserved to have that drink thrown back in their face, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was fired regardless.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ninjahedgehog posted:

rear end in a top hat hooks up a train horn to his truck, tries to "prank" drive-thru worker.

http://i.imgur.com/fNznzjo.gifv

Here's the video if you guys want sound, but I'd rather not give these shitheads more pageclicks than necessary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh4qCjn3xQ&t=1m50s

This chick rules. She has girl-balls.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Chichevache posted:

This chick rules. She has girl-balls.

It's true, she's loving stone cold

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Also was probably fired.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

I wish there were a mechanism by which I could award bounties to people who poo poo on truck bros. There are so goddamn many near where I live I would drop 20bux for a keying on a smogtard and 50 for anybody who will smash the windshield of a jackass with a train horn.

Step up.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Holy poo poo, that girl rules. I don't even care if she was fired or not, and I'm sure she doesn't either. Just that moment of comeuppance had to feel so loving good. I've worked exclusively in the service industry for six years, and I've wished every day for such sweet revenge on the awful motherfuckers who consider everyone around them to be there for their amusement. gently caress those two assholes forever, and I hoped they learned literally anything from that encounter.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





ninjahedgehog posted:

rear end in a top hat hooks up a train horn to his truck, tries to "prank" drive-thru worker.

http://i.imgur.com/fNznzjo.gifv

Here's the video if you guys want sound, but I'd rather not give these shitheads more pageclicks than necessary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh4qCjn3xQ&t=1m50s

I love this girl. :swoon:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's just a drat shame her window bounced open again so the wanker in the truck could throw the (mostly empty) drink back into the store.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It's true, she's loving stone cold

It was Florida too, she should have stood her ground

PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's just a drat shame her window bounced open again so the wanker in the truck could throw the (mostly empty) drink back into the store.

She gets paid to clean up the store. He has to pay to clean up his truck. The schadenfreude remains intact.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Tossing the card first to prevent any drink-blocking on his part - perfect.

It's like the movies when they toss their gun at the other guy, and rush him while he's looking at it.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


In the video they're also doing their ear-damaging train horn bullshit to people carrying groceries, senior citizens who were probably at risk of heart attacks, and even a pair of actual children walking along the street. Those worthless fucks ought to be arrested for assault.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Captain Lavender posted:

Tossing the card first to prevent any drink-blocking on his part - perfect.

It's like the movies when they toss their gun at the other guy, and rush him while he's looking at it.

She must have gone through this kind of poo poo before.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fatty posted:

http://i.imgur.com/CgIDLgw.gifv

I'm strongly reminded of the Zip Line of Death.

If anyone has more of this, I'd love to see em.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Lime Tonics posted:

The real schaden, Back in April, Bloomberg ran a report on how it claimed virtual weapons were turning teenage gamers into serious gamblers, which pegged the video game betting boom at generating $2.3bn last year.

2.3 billions dollars for jpegs, its worse than star citizen.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-07-04-youtube-stars-criticised-after-it-emerges-they-owned-gambling-site-they-promoted

This is more like bitcoins than actual money though. It's the same skins with an almost fictional value getting passed back and forth. If you try to cash out anything actually "valuable" it involves a lot of effort for a fraction of the value in cash. And if more than a handful of people tried that, the entire market would explode in a second.

Just like bitcoins.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

This is so much cooler than an actual normal firework show. They should just do it this way, everywhere.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Baronjutter posted:

Not racist enough

D&D is that way, buddy.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

tacodaemon posted:

It was Florida too, she should have stood her ground

If we ban throwing drinks and phones only criminals will throw drinks and phones

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

Jesus, those kids loving loved it, and I can't blame them.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Captain Lavender posted:

Tossing the card first to prevent any drink-blocking on his part - perfect.

It's like the movies when they toss their gun at the other guy, and rush him while he's looking at it.

It's even better if you watch it (I know, clicks :( )

She says "You're not getting your drink"
Tosses the card, then stone cold tosses the drink.

Guess what fucker, you ARE getting your drink.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

starting with the grande finale, bold choice.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

:nms:

The title says it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtfZbqAj2fU

Supradog
Sep 1, 2004

A POOOST!?!??! YEEAAAAHHHH

Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

You need the sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

ninjahedgehog posted:

rear end in a top hat hooks up a train horn to his truck, tries to "prank" drive-thru worker.

http://i.imgur.com/fNznzjo.gifv

Here's the video if you guys want sound, but I'd rather not give these shitheads more pageclicks than necessary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh4qCjn3xQ&t=1m50s

I watched the video so you don't have to.

She says "you're not getting a drink. Go." and it's fantastic. The aftermath shows his pants, his wallet, the chair and most of his upholstery are SOAKED, as well as the outside of the truck. It ends with 'don't train horn Taco Bell employees' so they even learned something! :allears:

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I was at the 2012 SD 'fireworks' show. It was pretty incredible and stunning, like 12 seconds of god-like orgasm followed by about 2 hours of sitting in traffic to escape San Diego proper.

It turned out that the fireworks company had test-run all their launchers by commanding them to fire at once. Come show time, they hadn't actually removed this command, so all the fireworks went off at once. IIRC, the launch barge suffered some fairly minor damage, like all the paint being scorched off the surface of it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


An Australian gambling company placing odds on what colour tie Laurie Oakes (a politics journalist for decades) would wear during the election broadcast got trolled and ended up paying out any and all bets as Laurie changed his tie on purpose for a total of 6 times - the options the gambling company put odds on:



quote:

Describing his bookie bashing heroics, Laurie said: ‘I thought well why should anyone miss out? So I wore all six colours.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/booki...tm_content=link

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Wouldn't that just result in the bookies being the only winners, since everyone would just get back their bets, minus fees?

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
I read it as 'Everybody wins"

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


dpbjinc posted:

Wouldn't that just result in the bookies being the only winners, since everyone would just get back their bets, minus fees?

I'd assume the odds on each color were all around 1 in 6, so everyone got paid out roughly 6 times what they bet.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Ta-daaaa!

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

NLJP posted:

So I only came across this just now. I'm only vaguely aware about the whole CS:Go weapon skins market etc. but it turns out people have been gambling using skins for the last few years. Two of the biggest youtubers who posted loads of videos of them gambling and winning on one of these lotto sites... which it later turned out that they owned.

The best is when they show the vlog of one of these youtubers (who had already been in trouble with the FTC before) and he looks like he's about to cry as he's trying to run damage control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

It should be mentioned that running what is essentially a casino and gambling in it yourself is pretty much the biggest no no in gambling, let alone basically running adverts for it without disclosing your interest. Also making no real effort to stop under aged people gambling.

I've always thought that pro syndicate guy was a piece of poo poo.

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