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Naz al-Ghul
Mar 23, 2014

Honorarily Japanese

Buff Skeleton posted:

Probably trying to stop short to avoid the dog and forgetting about momentum. That and yes, sometimes fat people just trip over themselves. I saw a lady do that in a grocery store parking lot once and wail in pain -- must have broken her ankle or something :( She wasn't wearing heels, either -- just a random misstep and boom. They had to call paramedics and everything; she couldn't move.

Man, I feel bad for her. Even if she did do it to herself, it's just a pathetic state to be in.

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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Cobweb Heart posted:

Sorry, but could someone give me the low-down on how Chris Evans has blown it on Top Gear as someone who isn't familiar with the show? Just from his photo he looks like a shriveled little nerd, so it makes sense people wouldn't want to watch him talk about cool cars, but is he also like super awkward or boring or something?
Chis Evans is a seasoned entertainer - he used to be one of the highest paid entertainers in the country - he just got the presenting style completely wrong. He imported huge chunks of his previous high point, the painfully 90s TFI Friday, without updating or tweaking it in the slightest, and instead of being himself he just did a painfully poor Clarkson impression, right down to delivering the same jokes and catchphrases in the same style. It's very hard to do Clarkson's schtick well, and being a giant lazy grumbly buffoon is definitely part of what makes it work, so it was never, ever going to work being delivered by a 5' 9" chatterbox who can't sit still. Evans is irritating and divisive at the best of times, so him poorly aping someone else who was irritating and divisive, without any of what makes Clarkson funny, was doomed from the start. In particular he came across as absolutely hating being seen to lose, whereas Clarkson always knew the right moment for him to get his comeuppance.

He wasn't helped by the fact he was the only experienced TV presenter on the show - his co-hosts being an actor in his first major presenting role, a racing driver presenting in her second language, a former racing team owner best known for boring people to death while presenting F1 coverage, and two guys from YouTube - but he just never settled and somehow ended up being the worst of all of them.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Man, that show is inclusive as poo poo now!

Now, if only inclusivity was actually entertaining.


pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

The important thing is that people's feelings won't be hurt.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, that show is inclusive as poo poo now!

Now, if only inclusivity was actually entertaining.




This looks like one of Community's self-aware jokes about itself.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

oh no a black and a female, the sky will devour itself

Just The Facts posted:

The important thing is that people's feelings won't be hurt.

you don't know much about Eddie Jordan do you

Alaois has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Jul 4, 2016

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Yvonmukluk posted:

It's a shame about the drop off, since literally everybody else on that show is actually very entertaining to watch (maybe not as much as the Clarkson/Hammond/May trifecta at their height, but they are just getting started out). Hopefully this means they can give the others more screentime.

Sabine :allears:

Chris Harris :allears:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

poptart_fairy posted:

Top Gear host Chris Evans has just quit the job after viewing figures dropped from over five million to less than two million under his watch, in the course of six weeks.

I watched the first episode and thought Chris was trying way too hard to be Clarkson.

quote:

Jeremy Clarkson must be laughing his arse off. :laffo:

Probably bitter laughter since his new show might be getting cancelled before it starts due to the brexit.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Alaois posted:

oh no a black and a female, the sky will devour itself

There is even a Greendale human being on the right.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Chichevache posted:

There is even a Greendale human being on the right.

So two females then.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


They should have just got harry and paul to present

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Nazareth posted:

Man, I feel bad for her. Even if she did do it to herself, it's just a pathetic state to be in.

Years ago one of my co-workers, who was a short and slender lady, broke her ankle by stepping out of her vehicle at exactly the wrong angle. Being overweight adds stresses to the joints, but it's not like the condition of 'suddenly tendons tear' is somehow exclusive to the obviously abhorrent state of fatness.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NLJP posted:

So I only came across this just now. I'm only vaguely aware about the whole CS:Go weapon skins market etc. but it turns out people have been gambling using skins for the last few years. Two of the biggest youtubers who posted loads of videos of them gambling and winning on one of these lotto sites... which it later turned out that they owned.

The best is when they show the vlog of one of these youtubers (who had already been in trouble with the FTC before) and he looks like he's about to cry as he's trying to run damage control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

It should be mentioned that running what is essentially a casino and gambling in it yourself is pretty much the biggest no no in gambling, let alone basically running adverts for it without disclosing your interest. Also making no real effort to stop under aged people gambling.

The real schaden, Back in April, Bloomberg ran a report on how it claimed virtual weapons were turning teenage gamers into serious gamblers, which pegged the video game betting boom at generating $2.3bn last year.

2.3 billions dollars for jpegs, its worse than star citizen.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-07-04-youtube-stars-criticised-after-it-emerges-they-owned-gambling-site-they-promoted

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

And people wonder why Valve doesn't push out new titles anymore. They make a ton of money from all that virtual goods poo poo.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
I know this might be a silly question but could the US government actually come down on CS:GO skin gambling or could the people running it and/or Valve weasel their way out with semantics about the skins not holding real monetary value?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Tracula posted:

I know this might be a silly question but could the US government actually come down on CS:GO skin gambling or could the people running it and/or Valve weasel their way out with semantics about the skins not holding real monetary value?

I'm pretty sure it could depending on the state, I've seen shops here get busted for having non-cash gambling things going on due to Hawaii's fairly strict gambling rules.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Lime Tonics posted:

The real schaden, Back in April, Bloomberg ran a report on how it claimed virtual weapons were turning teenage gamers into serious gamblers, which pegged the video game betting boom at generating $2.3bn last year.

2.3 billions dollars for jpegs, its worse than star citizen.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-07-04-youtube-stars-criticised-after-it-emerges-they-owned-gambling-site-they-promoted

I would never pay for a jpeg. But this is tga files ok.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Azhais posted:

Probably bitter laughter since his new show might be getting cancelled before it starts due to the brexit.

Their first episode is in South Africa, I fail to see how EU bullshit affects their ability to travel there :v:

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Tracula posted:

I know this might be a silly question but could the US government actually come down on CS:GO skin gambling or could the people running it and/or Valve weasel their way out with semantics about the skins not holding real monetary value?

The US government is well aware of people trying to skirt gambling rules with "not money", which has included things like Second Life Dollars and Bitcoins; they take a pretty dim view of it.

The biggest concern seems to be how easy it is to turn that thing back into money, and turning Steam Dollars into Real Dollars is pretty straightforward if time intensive.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fatty posted:

http://i.imgur.com/CgIDLgw.gifv

I'm strongly reminded of the Zip Line of Death.

Oh my god, is that the actual Action Park?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

RareAcumen posted:

Oh my god, is that the actual Action Park?

Action Park- it's where the ACTION is!

For anyone who doesn't know about Action Park, check out this documentary about the deadliest theme park in America, a place where dreams were made, bones were broken, and gallons of blood were lost:

Part 1:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13qzyv_the-most-insane-amusement-park-ever-part-1-of-2_tech

Part 2:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13qzgb_the-most-insane-amusement-park-ever-part-2-of-2_tech

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

Action Park- it's where the ACTION is!

For anyone who doesn't know about Action Park, check out this documentary about the deadliest theme park in America, a place where dreams were made, bones were broken, and gallons of blood were lost:

Part 1:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13qzyv_the-most-insane-amusement-park-ever-part-1-of-2_tech

Part 2:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13qzgb_the-most-insane-amusement-park-ever-part-2-of-2_tech

if you don't want to watch a video, it can be summed up in a picture

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/w0oZy_/status/750004261292048385

:911:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





So, is it safe to extinguish fireworks or would that be a bad decision?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

exploding mummy posted:

if you don't want to watch a video, it can be summed up in a picture



I did a waterslide like that in Mexico. They at least gave you a lacrosse mask with a face shield. Mexico is safer than Action Park. :stonk:

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

RareAcumen posted:

So, is it safe to extinguish fireworks or would that be a bad decision?

Most fireworks have oxidizers so you can't smother them. soaking them in water is useful only if they've got some embers on a potential dud that you're worried about.

When they're cooking off like that your best bet is to just stand far far far away.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

RareAcumen posted:

So, is it safe to extinguish fireworks or would that be a bad decision?

the only correct decision when seeing that is to run outside screaming

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Kurieg posted:

Most fireworks have oxidizers so you can't smother them. soaking them in water is useful only if they've got some embers on a potential dud that you're worried about.

When they're cooking off like that your best bet is to just stand far far far away.

Dousing them with water can actually keep the others from going off.
You'd still want to do what with a hose.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen posted:

So, is it safe to extinguish fireworks or would that be a bad decision?

some fireworks have oxidising chemicals in them so they'll have to burn themselves out, but you definitely want to get some water on it to prevent the others from lighting. it's definitely not safe for some wal-mart employee to try and put it out with a fire extinguisher but it's safe for actual firefighters to attempt to put it out.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kurieg posted:

Most fireworks have oxidizers so you can't smother them. soaking them in water is useful only if they've got some embers on a potential dud that you're worried about.

When they're cooking off like that your best bet is to just stand far far far away.

Ah, so it's just like acetylene tanks. Alright.

Lurking Haro posted:

Dousing them with water can actually keep the others from going off.
You'd still want to do what with a hose.

That makes sense and I got that far but I just didn't know anything about Fireworks interacting with Fire extinguishers so I didn't know if mixing them was a bad idea or not.

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 01:31 on Jul 5, 2016

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Crust First posted:

The US government is well aware of people trying to skirt gambling rules with "not money", which has included things like Second Life Dollars and Bitcoins; they take a pretty dim view of it.

The biggest concern seems to be how easy it is to turn that thing back into money, and turning Steam Dollars into Real Dollars is pretty straightforward if time intensive.

So the only way we're going to ever see episode 3 is if the US government enacts stricter gambling laws and cracks down on virtual gambling.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Chris Evans may also possibly be a rapist but this is basically par for the course at BBC.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Fatty posted:

http://i.imgur.com/CgIDLgw.gifv

I'm strongly reminded of the Zip Line of Death.

My favorite part of this is how the first guy overshoots and then the lube starts to wear off the slide and the last guys totally undershoot. It's such a good physics demonstration.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Scyantific posted:

And people wonder why Valve doesn't push out new titles anymore. They make a ton of money from all that virtual goods poo poo.

Valve: We Used To Make Games, Now We Make Money.

Have some freedomschade.

https://twitter.com/gregbeacham/status/750130690855960576

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


This.

This is what the schadenfreude thread is all about.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Man, that show is inclusive as poo poo now!

Now, if only inclusivity was actually entertaining.




So no one noticed that it goes Black Guy , White Woman, White Man , White Man, White Man, White Man, White Man


Like all the minorities are on one side.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Women are the majority!

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Hollismason posted:

So no one noticed that it goes Black Guy , White Woman, White Man , White Man, White Man, White Man, White Man


Like all the minorities are on one side.

i think you mean black guy, white woman, white man, white man, white man, white man, white stig

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ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


rear end in a top hat hooks up a train horn to his truck, tries to "prank" drive-thru worker.

http://i.imgur.com/fNznzjo.gifv

Here's the video if you guys want sound, but I'd rather not give these shitheads more pageclicks than necessary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh4qCjn3xQ&t=1m50s

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