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Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Excelsiortothemax posted:

In a movie directed by Zach Snyder set in a universe set up by Zach Snyder, so yeah. Lots of reasons to 'barf him up'

that picture





is not from the movie

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Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Guy A. Person posted:

that picture





is not from the movie

Mention Snyder and they'll complain, doesn't matter what is or isn't from a movie.

seravid
Apr 21, 2010

Let me tell you of the world I used to know
More filtered bullshit from hack directors:





Excelsiortothemax
Sep 9, 2006
Monday Meeting notes 5098

The Earth is only a week away from being eaten by the sun. All hope is lost, humanity is doomed. Dragon Blooded: What Fire Has Wrought in indexing now.

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.

seravid posted:

More filtered bullshit from hack directors:







get the gently caress outta here with your fantsy pants 'lighting', 'contrast', and 'composition'. Just loving don't. This is comic book movies. We need to see every line and seam in the clothes god dammit.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Every comic book movie should be filmed in stark fluorescent on pure white sets with no fight scenes and no one should be allowed to wear make up.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

HIJK posted:

Every comic book movie should be filmed in stark fluorescent on pure white sets with no fight scenes and no one should be allowed to wear make up.

How Sartre.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

HIJK posted:

Every comic book movie should be filmed in stark fluorescent on pure white sets with no fight scenes and no one should be allowed to wear make up.

wow, so dogme, much 95

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



What if Blade Runner was in COLOUR?!

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Why didnt the blade runner smile more?

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Vintersorg posted:

What if Blade Runner was in COLOUR?!

That scene pictured would look like the opening scene with Black Widow. Same kind of action too.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Jimbot posted:

That scene pictured would look like the opening scene with Black Widow. Same kind of action too.

boys, boys.

Zach Snyder and Joss Whedon both suck.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

wow, so dogme, much 95

I was going to say that plain white rooms without furniture isn't a real lived space but I bet there're jerks in Copenhagen right now watching The Idiots in a plain white room and smoking cigarettes made with Turkish tobacco.

Sense and Motion
Jan 9, 2011

Laughter, I said, is madness.

Salean posted:

Why didnt the blade runner smile more?

People like to laff, not be bored to death.

e:

Vintersorg posted:

What if Blade Runner was in COLOUR?!
...Too many shadows and the scenery was too dark.

Sense and Motion fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Oct 14, 2016

ThePlague-Daemon
Apr 16, 2008

~Neck Angels~

Vintersorg posted:

What if Blade Runner was in COLOUR?!

It would be fuckin dope






I remember Blade Runner being pretty colorful though, just not the colors Syd Mead used.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
That concept art is bad art imo

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




your post is bad, just making GBS threads on something with no explanation. 0 effort posts are killing CD.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
That concept art is rad as gently caress, i'd happily have any of them on my wall.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

ThePlague-Daemon posted:

It would be fuckin dope






I remember Blade Runner being pretty colorful though, just not the colors Syd Mead used.

Blade Runner had a loving amazing art team.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Love the first 2 especially.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The last one could be straight from Akira.

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

Halloween Jack posted:

Dude has eight kids, he doesn't want to go to any weddings.

drat, no wonder his films are so loving joyless.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Doflamingo posted:

drat, no wonder his films are so loving joyless.

Yes, and I'm arguing its merits with a ghost.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Hat Thoughts posted:

That concept art is bad art imo

Holy poo poo. :lol:

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Doflamingo posted:

drat, no wonder his films are so loving joyless.

Yeah, he gets joy from his kids, what a monster!

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Wow, you weren't joking:

quote:

Snyder has eight children. The four eldest are from a marriage to Denise Weber that ended in divorce. Two are from another relationship, with Kirsten Elin, who was his line producer on commercials for a while.[1] Snyder and his current wife adopted two children during the course of making Man of Steel.

More power to him for what he loves, but I honestly cannot comprehend deciding to adopt 2 kids in my 40s after already having 6. I'd start having nervous breakdowns after 2.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
It probably isn't too bad when you can afford excellent child care services, and lift weights all day.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
SWOLE KIDS

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Snyder doesnt believe in gym weights.
He believes in bench pressing his kids.

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

Equeen posted:

Yeah, he gets joy from his kids, what a monster!

Yeah ummm you don't need to defend multimillionaire Hollywood directors on the internet kid.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Snyder doesnt believe in gym weights.
He believes in bench pressing his kids.

So he just keeps adding kids to the mix to increase the weight. Makes complete sense.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Snyder doesnt believe in gym weights.
He believes in bench pressing his kids.

He ties the weights to his kids. They get a work out while running around, he gets a work out picking them up.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
I wonder how many of Zack Snyder's ideas for his movies come from his kids.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I want to see Zak Snyder's Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

Holy poo poo. :lol:

I was gonna put in a disclaimer about how I knew it was a sign of me having bad taste but I thought I might as well stand by my words and deeds

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

K. Waste posted:

I wonder how many of Zack Snyder's ideas for his movies come from his kids.

His young son kicks over a Jenga tower, the pieces crumbling down upon one of the daughters. "I'm Superman!" the child proclaims before snapping the young girl's neck.

"HONEY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? I JUST GOT THE ENDING FOR MAN OF STEEL!"

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Doflamingo posted:

Yeah ummm you don't need to defend multimillionaire Hollywood directors on the internet kid.

Yeah ummm you don't need to be a condescending prick on the internet my dude.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Hat Thoughts posted:

I was gonna put in a disclaimer about how I knew it was a sign of me having bad taste but I thought I might as well stand by my words and deeds

Nah you're good peeps and your posting style has grown on me.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

MacheteZombie posted:

His young son kicks over a Jenga tower, the pieces crumbling down upon one of the daughters. "I'm Superman!" the child proclaims before snapping the young girl's neck.

"HONEY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? I JUST GOT THE ENDING FOR MAN OF STEEL!"

seriously, Zack Snyder's sons are stomping around, like, tearing dogs in half somewhere, and he's pumping so much iron to compensate for being cuckolded by the gods.

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

*watching 9/11 footage on TV, picks up telephone*

"Hey, Zack, it's your cousin Marvin! Marvin Snyder! You know that new style you're looking for? Turn on channel 7!"

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