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Jonny 290 posted:3" drywall screw and the bottle opener bolted to your kitchen cabinet, of course i love places where they took the time to affix a "No drinking allowed in the rooms" sign but didn't bother to remove the bottle opener from the wall next to it.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:you open the bottle of wine w/ a sword ofc champagne
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Roosevelt posted:champagne technically, champagne is wine
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i loving love science!!!
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dinosaurs were also ants this proves it!!
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anthonypants posted:the wrongest cornbread i've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btZi6EiIXbY
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"the devil put it there" 
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Cat Face Joe posted:"the devil put it there" dude they tried that poo poo over a century ago and the geologists just asked them if their memories up until 5 minutes ago were put there too that's some ooooooldschool strats
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dinos lived on earth longer than they've been extinct . does this mean that all dinos had feathers or just a small subset of them from a certain period of evolution?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:dude they tried that poo poo over a century ago and the geologists just asked them if their memories up until 5 minutes ago were put there too and yet they continue to use it today. it's almost as these people don't care about proof and run entirely on blind faith
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:dude they tried that poo poo over a century ago and the geologists just asked them if their memories up until 5 minutes ago were put there too because fact-checking worked so well on the current president-elect
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that's cool
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Jonny 290 posted:3" drywall screw and the bottle opener bolted to your kitchen cabinet, of course
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Stymie posted:i'm not really a fan of reddit-style masculinity where everyone wants to try and bring back hats and suits and bow ties but i'm also not a fan of modern masculinity where everyone looks like anemic lumberjacks with bad vision our city name sports team's mascot is supposed to be this bearded, rough & tumble canadian lumberjack but they keep hiring the weakest looking fuckboy hipsters in their ads and video playback things, its so stupid i keep saying they should go down to our local bear bar called the Pumpjack and do their casting there because goddamn do some of those guys look like they could gently caress your poo poo up in more ways than one 
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Kenny Logins posted:same, but in the garage or workshop people keep gifting me bespoke artesianal wall mounted bottle openers and im like thanks but i just use the one on my keys
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Cat Face Joe posted:people keep gifting me bespoke artesianal wall mounted bottle openers and im like thanks but i just use the one on my keys
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Cat Face Joe posted:im like thanks but i just use the one on my keys for real who doesn't have a bottle opener on their keys?
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SmokaDustbowl posted:for real who doesn't have a bottle opener on their keys? 
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SmokaDustbowl posted:for real who doesn't have a bottle opener on their keys? i even used mine today
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Jonny 290 posted:
lol I was def gonna mention a bic lighter
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Jonny 290 posted:
seems like an inconvenient way to open your bottles
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fishmech posted:seems like an inconvenient way to open your bottles of course you wouldn't know how to do it
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Dillbag posted:i keep saying they should go down to our local bear bar called the Pumpjack and do their casting there because goddamn do some of those guys look like they could gently caress your poo poo up in more ways than one hell yeah, now that's how you make sports interesting
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fishmech posted:seems like an inconvenient way to open your bottles I made you an instructional video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8q3F7D8vjE
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video.
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video. 
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video.
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Lol he was serious
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Kenny Logins posted:just realized the delicious subtlety of "lite" and "toasty" in the lady version i can't handle "ooey gooey" at all any more after i watched a clip from Picky Eaters with an enormously obese woman who eats nothing but cheesy potatoes and used that term to explain her emotional experience of eating exclusively cheesy potatoes for the last 20 years nauseated thinking about it
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video.
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Dude God created the feather and God created the amber and God created the scientist who made the "discovery." Check mate. 
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video. you look healthier than the last time i saw a pic of you
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I'm overdue for a haircut but otherwise i'm down about 10 pounds from a month ago, exercising every day, and i'm awake at 6:45 AM and asleep by midnight. e:cooking 90% of our meals too instead of slumming with takeout
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Jonny 290 posted:I'm overdue for a haircut but otherwise i'm down about 10 pounds from a month ago, exercising every day, and i'm awake at 6:45 AM and asleep by midnight. Nice
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Jonny 290 posted:I made you an instructional video. Pro
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I'm the windowless room with surface wiring.
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