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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Shangri-Law School posted:



Don't do it, Jags!

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Wow, I thought the Browns backed a money truck up to his house

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Weddle/Jefferson is the best safety combo in the league

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Congratulations, Niners! You've almost reeled this one in!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








god dammit

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Apparently there's hope for Williams too

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiecsun/status/839649111448174593

False hope is still hope.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Blitz7x posted:

Wow, I thought the Browns backed a money truck up to his house

LolBrowns

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839662746056667141

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
lol the thread title came true

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Hot Piss in the mouthy

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a patagonian cavy posted:

lol the thread title came true

:q:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


NIXON: Jesus Christ

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/jasonlacanfora/status/839665791310114816

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

fsif posted:

Is Vlad Ducasse good? He's coming to Buffalo.

One of the worst Jets of my lifetime.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


glennon leads his men into the huddle

ouch, i didn't expect your head to be there, they say

Kim Jong Il
Aug 16, 2003

Iodised QQ posted:

They're probably gonna lose Johnathan Hankins so even though Williams fits the same role Snacks does already, there's no harm in making it literally impossible for anyone to run between the B gaps on you I guess.

Hankins is a better pass rusher than either of the others but still not as consistent as you would like, it's more likely the Giants are just banking on one of their young DE's (or a draft pick) to become that third pass rusher to fill in for nascar packages.

That's if they sign Williams of course, Hankins isn't officially a goner yet but chances are he prices himself out of the Giants' range

Williams doesn't make sense. They should just get an average pass rushing DT.

The Giants actually could renegotiate and cut a few guys and open up more room if they REALLY needed it.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Please don't post fake reporter Twitter accounts.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ehud posted:

Allbright has been on the money this year, so this will probably happen.



Also

https://twitter.com/diannaespn/status/839660321837056000

Sorry about your lost career Calais

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Intruder posted:

Sorry about your lost career Calais

He's gonna have 10 sacks opposite Yannick!!! Jags might win 5 games next year!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/839678792100642816

more like LITTLE pickup hahaha

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Do something Titans!!

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Has anyone seen Ross?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/839679118715215872

:unsmith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Do something Titans!!

They're going to sign AJ Bouye and I'm going to :argh: until my fist falls off


Is that a Matt Hardy joke?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

They're going to sign AJ Bouye and I'm going to :argh: until my fist falls off


Is that a Matt Hardy joke?

Texans are pretty deep at CB, Bouye could still be a one year wonder

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

warcrimes posted:

Has anyone seen Ross?

Could be worse. The other team interested was the Broncos.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Danny Woodhead? For the vet minimum I hope. Also this may be our first Belichick era ex-patriot on the Ravens. I don't like it.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
It's not a guarantee if he can stay healthy, but Woodhead is still a pretty productive receiving option when he can get on the field. He wasn't gonna win a ring in LA so I wish him the best with the Ravens.

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Danny Woodhead? For the vet minimum I hope. Also this may be our first Belichick era ex-patriot on the Ravens. I don't like it.

dean pees

riht fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Mar 9, 2017

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ihedigbo as well but he's played for like 10 teams.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Atlanta overpaying for Poe is the most Dimitroff move possible.

Also niners are clearly in "overpay for veterans to meet cap floor, hope this draft class pans out" mode

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

warcrimes posted:

Texans are pretty deep at CB, Bouye could still be a one year wonder

Both of these things are true, however Joseph isn't getting any younger and Kareem may be sliding to safety

Since this is such a deep CB draft though maybe they could snap someone up in the second or third round if Bouye is gone

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Intruder posted:

Is that a Matt Hardy joke?

flacco2woodhead is real

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Oh yeah, I forgot about Ihedigbo but I don't think he ever started in New England.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

Atlanta overpaying for Poe is the most Dimitroff move possible.

Seems like a Pioli move to me, he loves his guys. This would be better than signing Tyson Jackson at least.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Puppy Bowl posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot about Ihedigbo but I don't think he ever started in New England.

He started for most of 2011 when the option was him or Julian Edelman or Matthew Slater.

it was... poor

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

They're going to sign AJ Bouye and I'm going to :argh: until my fist falls off


Is that a Matt Hardy joke?

Noooooooooo! The Colts will sign him and make you :argh: even more

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

pubic works project posted:

Noooooooooo! The Colts will sign him and make you :argh: even more

Vontae/AJ would be pretty stout :(

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Grittybeard posted:

Seems like a Pioli move to me, he loves his guys. This would be better than signing Tyson Jackson at least.

Nah, Dimitroff like to address what they perceive is their biggest weakness by acquiring the biggest name possible.

It's been their MO since he got there.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

uh, sure

Isnt he like 32 and not known for his edge rushing?

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