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Every now and again I announce to my tiny office that I just finished "A PERFECT PHONE CALL."
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Actually, I take that back: Calling it MAGAA is a genius move because now every chud will have to buy a new hat or look like an rear end in a top hat to the other chuds
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Oct 4, 2021 21:48
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And each time he runs again he will just add another A until the logo just screams MAGAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
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Amazing turn of eventsserious gaylord posted:It looks like all the devices infected with apps that hook into facebook and harvest data are now effectively ddossing the internet as they repeatedly bombard the servers trying to connect to home base.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:49
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learnincurve posted:Amazing turn of events Now that's funny
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I’m hoping FB’s DNS is fried due to a deadman’s switch that Dan Kaminsky (RIP) put in there.
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learnincurve posted:Amazing turn of events Yeah, some people have noticed that Twitter is even starting to have issues due to the load.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:50
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learnincurve posted:Amazing turn of events oh my god I’m so close
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Oct 4, 2021 21:50
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Duck and Cover posted:Okay question time at what point does it go from being censored to just a dick drawing? I need answers fuckit I'm making a thread to discuss this. I just saw the thumbnail and didn't realize that it was censored, I just assumed that the artist chose to render Him with an inky black dick that absorbs all light.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:50
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learnincurve posted:Amazing turn of events This is absolutely incredible. I'm in love with today
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Oct 4, 2021 21:51
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priznat posted:https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1445121131690790918 Lmao
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Oct 4, 2021 21:51
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I don't know who's more pathetic. The murse inexplicably doing the Running Man at the beginning before retreating into the van Or the worthless dipshit cop who just kind of stands there and watches a fellow neo-Nazi chud commit vandalism of public property in broad daylight, then acts bewildered like there's nothing he could have done.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:51
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I know we don’t have all the information but I highly doubt this was an accident. Anyone with the power to go anywhere near these settings must have a pretty heavy salary. Somebody got real mad lol
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Oct 4, 2021 21:52
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Have they blamed China/Russia/Iran/NorKo/Talib/Antifa yet?
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Oct 4, 2021 21:53
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Hazo posted:I don't know who's more pathetic. I'm fond of the two kids who nearly get hooked in the head by the falling EZ-Up several times while their, I assume, parent is just standing there pulling at it and not even trying to get them out of the way.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:53
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learnincurve posted:Amazing turn of events as much as I love this, how does that work? Wouldn't they just be trying to connect to fb servers? how does this affect the rest of the internet?
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Oct 4, 2021 21:54
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Zil posted:Yeah, some people have noticed that Twitter is even starting to have issues due to the load. Yeah my LinkedIn is having some major issues lmao
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Oct 4, 2021 21:54
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kupachek posted:The video shot on the lawn with the one idjit running back and forth with his flag before he gets beaten? eta: The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213
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Oct 4, 2021 21:54
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Lol that goon who predicted Trump would die on Halloween might be right. America's arch-tulpa is weakening and dying, and the psychic backlash is disintegrating the globe-spanning arcane formula that was his source of power. This is basically the last act of a SMT game and I am all for it 
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Oct 4, 2021 21:55
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Strong Sauce posted:ffs, facebook is not gone. these people need to stop pretending like they know what's going on... sorry but its just a hilariously bad router config nothing else. https://twitter.com/jason_koebler/status/1445125001322004482?s=21
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Oct 4, 2021 21:56
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SOMEBODY INVESTIGATE 311
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3/11 Nevre forget!
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haljordan posted:SOMEBODY INVESTIGATE 311 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8
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Oct 4, 2021 21:58
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spunkshui posted:I know we don’t have all the information but I highly doubt this was an accident. yes it was most likely an accident, and no you don't need a heavy salary. probably just some underpaid IT worker missed a character in a config file that dropped facebook from BGP and all the automated systems just picked it up and propagated it. if you're wondering, "gee that sounds incredibly prone to errors"... welcome to how the entire world economy is built upon.
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Oct 4, 2021 21:59
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kupachek posted:For the Trickiest of Biscuits. Has audio. THIS IS IT! God, I will spend the rest of my life trying to recreate the dopamine surge I just experienced! Thank you!
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Oct 4, 2021 22:01
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Strong Sauce posted:yes it was most likely an accident, and no you don't need a heavy salary. probably just some underpaid IT worker missed a character in a config file that dropped facebook from BGP and all the automated systems just picked it up and propagated it. every place i've ever worked has had at least one application from the stone age that was built by some guy who died 25 years ago and if the device ever lost power all hell would break loose lol
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Oct 4, 2021 22:01
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213 praying as hard today as I was a year ago when turnip got covid
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haljordan posted:every place i've ever worked has had at least one application from the stone age that was built by some guy who died 25 years ago and if the device ever lost power all hell would break loose lol APOCALYPSE NOW
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Oct 4, 2021 22:02
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TotalLossBrain posted:every Death Star has its small port hole. That one rear end in a top hat that only made two posts in the coupons subsubforum, then added 7000 goons to his block list, and brought down the entire forums lol
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Oct 4, 2021 22:02
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Minicurve tells me that the pokemon go players that have their log in linked to Facebook are about to riot.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:02
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lmao cops just standing there, and not protecting and serving. Guess we must give them even more money.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:03
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thunderspanks posted:as much as I love this, how does that work? Wouldn't they just be trying to connect to fb servers? how does this affect the rest of the internet? I imagine if you had a website that was trying to load content from FB, it would just stall out while waiting. But some sites don't handle that well, so you'd be sitting there waiting. Doubt it would actually affect the host of the site, just your access to it.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:03
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ProperCoochie posted:That one rear end in a top hat that only made two posts in the coupons subsubforum, then added 7000 goons to his block list, and brought down the entire forums lol loving lol, I forgot about that.
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Oct 4, 2021 22:03
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Strong Sauce posted:yes it was most likely an accident, and no you don't need a heavy salary. probably just some underpaid IT worker missed a character in a config file that dropped facebook from BGP and all the automated systems just picked it up and propagated it. lol yup it could be literally a fresh out of college kid's first deployment to production, with some incredibly minor typo that happens to cause a cascading failure. happens all the time. LOL!!!!!
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https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1445129390090821643 Their research!
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ProperCoochie posted:That one rear end in a top hat that only made two posts in the coupons subsubforum, then added 7000 goons to his block list, and brought down the entire forums lol Facebook users posted huge.Jpeg
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Oct 4, 2021 22:03
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CitizenKain posted:I imagine if you had a website that was trying to load content from FB, it would just stall out while waiting. But some sites don't handle that well, so you'd be sitting there waiting. Doubt it would actually affect the host of the site, just your access to it. oh wow ok, now I get it. yikesaroo
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Oct 4, 2021 22:04
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goatface posted:Have they blamed China/Russia/Iran/NorKo/Talib/Antifa yet? They're trying but don't have anywhere to do it!
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Oct 4, 2021 22:06
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it was that whistleblower lady from yesterday back for revenge!!!@
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Lamech posted:Ahhh you’re treading on me!!!! I wish Vegas was still mobbed up, at least for this
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