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Blade Runner posted:You're not 'calling the post out' you're just insisting, conspiratorially, that it can't possibly be real for pretty much no reason Eh, the "reversed genders" post you jumped on top of me for was a simple joke about how the dude who wrote it must have used a reverse grip while jacking off. Feel free to continue to ascribe conspiratorial motivation to everyone who are getting in the way of your favorite narrative though.
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Barudak posted:Its a bun, her sweet treat, that is intended only for her husband that she is giving away to another man. Everything is written like a child and it just skeeves me out completely. I'm weird. I though it was some kind of euphemism for anal.
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Just stop calling posts fake, you idiots. You're contributing nothing. Shut up. Shut the gently caress up!
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CheesyDog posted:
Never too old to learn something.
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Biomute posted:Eh, the "reversed genders" post you jumped on top of me for was a simple joke about how the dude who wrote it must have used a reverse grip while jacking off. Feel free to continue to ascribe conspiratorial motivation to everyone who are getting in the way of your favorite narrative though. No it wasn't I posted purely in response to someone else telling you to stop calling posts fake for no reason, then you doubling down on insisting that all posts where woman do a bad thing are fake because it 'feeds into the redpill narrative', even if, like in this case, it absolutely does not feed into the redpill narrative and is just a woman doing a lovely thing in a way that has nothing to do with their worldview
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you all should gently caress or fight to the death already jeez
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sneakyfrog posted:you all should gently caress or fight to the death already jeez gently caress to the death imo
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yall fuckers making me actually post content  My [32F] girlfriend's [31F] ex [28F] is so much better than me that I'm doubting our whole relationship[new] submitted 18 hours ago by throwaway10239841 WE'RE ALL GAY. ALL WOMEN. Me and my girlfriend, L, have been together for 4 months. Of course a little while into the relationship we talked about all our exes. L said her longest relationship was 5 years but they weren't a good fit, and I believed her. L's second longest was a year, and she said that she dumped the other girl, B. I didn't think it was a big deal even though it was the last relationship she was in before ours (yeah, its been a couple years lol) Recently one of L's old friends came into town and we went out, drinking. He drunkenly talked about how heartbroken L was when B left her. To his credit, he said that L was over it now and just talks about me. But I got curious and started the stalking. B is one of those people who seems great at everything. She's an MD/MBA at a good school. She volunteers a lot, she runs a big fundraiser for her town. She sings and paints and has even held a few art shows. I scrolled WAY too drat far and saw that B was also a part time model when she was dating L. Some of L's old comments were even on there, but they aren't FB friends anymore. I dont think she would come back for L, because B is in a relationship. Maybe it's worth noting that L is an artist, and B's new girlfriend is also an artist, but more successful and apparently also British. This is what I mean, she's just one of those people that high school me would have hated. And apparently she dumped L, crushing her, and L lied to me about it. I feel like a consolation prize. I don't know how I'm supposed to compare to this person, and it's got me doubting our whole relationship. How am I supposed to believe L when she calls me beautiful if she was once with a literal model? How am I supposed to believe L when she says I'm talented and amazing if her ex managed to succeed in medicine, business AND the arts? --- TL;DR: my girlfriend's ex is like the perfect person and apparently dumped her. My girlfriend lied about that last part and now I feel super inadequate.
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How am I supposed to believe my girlfriend loves me when she was sad when she got dumped before?!
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Haifisch posted:Me (28F) with my husband (30M) - he never puts effort into doing things unless I ask, and is king of "I bought this for you for me." Husband is Homer Simpson, so what?
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Feb 15, 2019 15:36
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The MD B should get with L on the DL
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Blade Runner posted:gently caress to the death imo Like, bedbug style? mantis style? What game plan am I looking at here?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My dad was just fired today after telling his employer that he was diagnosed with cancer. What are the odds this is Liberty University?
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Alan_Shore posted:Just stop calling posts fake, you idiots. You're contributing nothing. Shut up. Shut the gently caress up! 
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FAUXTON posted:Like, bedbug style? mantis style? What game plan am I looking at here? Have you seen It Follows?
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Haifisch posted:So it sounds like he stopped putting in effort once he figured he had her locked in.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my (27F) husband (30M) that he needs to stop Snapchatting his coworker (18F) Ooof, someone really ought to tell her.
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Leon Einstein posted:They both sound boring. Playing video games all the time isn't great, but neither is binge watching TV. Americans average 5 hours of TV a day
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CheesyDog posted:Americans average 5 hours of TV a day Only 5? We can do better. 
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FAUXTON posted:This is one of my favorite parts of my job as a bank investigator. So what's it like to sit down at a table and look at someone. Look at someone and know that they lied.
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i don't care who you are this is funny right here [NY, NYC] 16 year old son booked a first class flight and went through with it quote:Look, I know this is stupid and our fault as parents. Please don't downvote or laugh at me, I'm legitimately looking to see if we have any recourse whatsoever.
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 AITA for telling his wife that he got me pregnant, and for reporting him so he’ll lose his medical license? quote:Very long, telenovela-type story here. I meet a guy off Tinder, he’s an out-of-town medical resident visiting my city on a hospital rotation. We meet up a few times before he returns home (400 km away). I figure that’s that but he continues to text me daily and asks me to come visit him. So I do and I very stupidly have unprotected sex with him and take plan B the next day. He’s a doctor and I basically trust his judgement.
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Fallom posted:i don't care who you are this is funny right here Home Alone reverse reboot looking really good
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Fallom posted:i don't care who you are this is funny right here wait loving plane tickets can cost $16000? Like, on a normal, lovely airline, not even some rich-idiot gimmick like a SpaceX shuttle or something?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:wait loving plane tickets can cost $16000? That is the ticket where you get a masseuse and a hooker and complimentary meth. Xenocides fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Feb 15, 2019 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:wait loving plane tickets can cost $16000? Like, on a normal, lovely airline, not even some rich-idiot gimmick like a SpaceX shuttle or something? Really? Its not that shocking. Last minute first class ticket prices are unhitched from reality entirely.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
*guy with one arm pops up* “This is why you never cheat.”
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:wait loving plane tickets can cost $16000? Like, on a normal, lovely airline, not even some rich-idiot gimmick like a SpaceX shuttle or something? if you book a last minute true first class long haul ticket it costs a poo poo load of money
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Not even just day-of. First class international tickets are always several thousand dollars. When you're in that bucket, either your company is paying or your trust fund is, so the cost doesn't have to be competitive with anything.
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Fallom posted:i don't care who you are this is funny right here That's a story the kid will be telling for the rest of his life. As a parent, though, I would sell literally every single thing the little poo poo has. Including his bed.
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Sagebrush posted:Not even just day-of. First class international tickets are always several thousand dollars. There's a business psychology thing where they give you three options. A cheap option, an expensive middle option, and an insanely expensive option. No one wants the cheap, lovely option. Also, the insanely expensive option is just insanely expensive. Now the expensive middle option seems reasonable. First class exists to sell business class tickets.
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AITA for not appreciating my boyfriend being a gentleman? I've been dating a guy for about a year, and in a lot of ways, I REALLY like him. He's sweet and thoughtful, and really fun to talk to. There are a lot of things about our relationship that feel really easy and natural, but I can't get over how he insists on doing everything for me, to the point where I just feel useless. It started with little things, like opening doors for me, which was super sweet, and I've never really had a guy do. He always wanted to pay for our dates, which was nice, but sometimes made me feel bad. Anytime I insist on paying, even for dates that I plan, he throws a fit because he wants to be a good boyfriend, and pay. The longer we dated, I kind of expected it to die down, but now it just extends into weird things now. He'll never let me help with dinner, he won't even let me push the cart at the grocery store, and when things come up like "oh, while you grab eggs, let me go grab something else on the list!!" He wont tell me what's on it, because he doesn't want me to help. I feel totally useless. I've talked to him about it a few times, and when nothing changed, I started saying no to his little gestures like opening my car door. Everytime I do it myself he throws a fit. It all kind of came to a head yesterday. In a past relationship, I had gone through some pretty bad trauma on a Valentine's Day. So I asked my boyfriend if we could not really do gifts, or make a big thing of it. Plus, I have pretty bad anxiety, and the attention makes me seriously sick. So he asked if we could do dinner the weekend before, and just cook for each other. I said yes, and he even let me help cook for the first time since we've been dating. I was super stoked. Then, yesterday, I got not one, but two giant bouquets from him, delivered to me at work. Everyone I worked with made this huge deal about it, til I eventually hid the flowers and went and cried in the bathroom. When I talked to him, he said "I know you said no, but girls deserve flowers on Valentine's Day, and you deserve them more than most." I think I'm supposed to feel special, but I just feel useless and like my boundaries aren't respected. It sounds ridiculous that I'm considering breaking up with a guy for treating me too nice, but I feel kind of like an accessory to him, not a functioning team member in a relationship. Plus, I've gone through hard things in the past, and worked really hard to get where I am today! I'm not helpless, and his refusal to let me contribute makes me feel useless. AITA?
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Probably what happens with a Nice Guy catches the car. Well, the cases that aren't immediately settling into a contented blob spending the rest of their lives playing video games.
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Halser posted:...toxic masculinity? Something like that. He's overbearing, tone-deaf and fixated on playing the role of "boyfriend" to the exclusion of listening to anything she has to say. That thing with sending flowers to her office sounds awful
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Halser posted:...toxic masculinity? Sagebrush posted:yeah i bet that he's also super demanding in ways that aren't mentioned in the post, and whines about it with "but i do so many thiiiiings for youuuuuuuu"
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