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I'm the green penis. The greenis.
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May 4, 2017 23:20
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Dude have you been hitting the bong
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May 4, 2017 23:33
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Even though ayahuasca causes a ferocious amount of vomiting before the trip gets going, I don't think anyone in China would notice you're on drugs. Just another bout of daily food poisoning.
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Escape Addict posted:Even though ayahuasca causes a ferocious amount of vomiting before the trip gets going, I don't think anyone in China would notice you're on drugs. Just another bout of daily food poisoning. I made some (pretty potent) weed brownies for my buddy whose maid managed to sneak a few while cleaning, she called him the next day and warned they might've gone bad
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May 5, 2017 01:01
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I wish I could get some of whatever this dude's on.
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May 5, 2017 01:48
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Tarantino said during the filming of Kill Bill that China had some seriously potent ecstasy with borderline-LSD-like visuals. They'd work six days a week and on the seventh day, roll.
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Devils Affricate posted:Dude have you been hitting the bong hell yeah, i packed it with 收藏 分享复制链接 举报 相思根皮
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Did this already get posted? Apologies in advance for Daily Mail link http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4470470/Live-cats-inside-claw-machine-China.html
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Kharnifex posted:Did this already get posted? Apologies in advance for Daily Mail link here's the original video off miaopai so you don't have to give them a click https://my.mixtape.moe/axugrq.mp4
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May 5, 2017 03:32
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quote:As the video continues, one of the cats sitting at the back was alerted. It looked scared when the claw started to move towards it. lol
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May 5, 2017 03:34
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Chinese man fails to grab American pussy.
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May 5, 2017 03:35
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Fatshaming cats as a way to deflect your own incompetence. Tsk tsk.
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May 5, 2017 03:39
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In the West it would be part of an art exhibition. In China it was a Tuesday.
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oohhboy posted:In the West it would be part of an art exhibition. In China it was a Tuesday. I was always a fan of the fishbowl made out of a blender, with a sign saying 'push me' on the pulse button. It wasn't plugged in, it was a test to show that people wouldn't/would push it
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May 5, 2017 03:41
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Haier posted:By 2020 in the machine elf reality: This is new. They did a pretty good job of cleaning the drugs off Taobao a few years ago. Not that I've ever looked for these before. SWIM told me.
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May 5, 2017 05:04
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Now I'm ready to go back to China.
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nickmeister posted:On something traffic related, I noticed people here entirely INSIST on cutting in FRONT of pedestrians crossing the street rather than behind them. One highschool kid riding his scooter almost ran into the curb of the central divider as he made every effort possible to pass in FRONT of me. Even though I was, like, three feet from the curb by the time he finally accomplished this. IDGI. Not just pedestrians; there are some sexy videos online of chinese people on bikes/in cars getting flattened when they try to cut in front of cement trucks and buses. robotsinmyhead posted:Those Great Wall pics looked awesome. I was talking with a friend about hiking the other day and I was trying to remember a story (I think I read here) about some kid meaning to hike the Great Wall and went pretty far out with like 2L of water and almost died. It's like a total wilderness after you go so far, right? I went there a week before the national holiday last year (photos below) and it was completely vacant, and yeah the wilderness is like immediately after you climb down the steps.     Edit for bonus story: While I was on the wall I went into one of the towers and there was a chinese kid maybe aged 9-11 around a corner just pissing all over the stone floor. Literally right outside the tower are some steps to go down into the trees/woods and he could have pissed there, but a stone-floored room with no drainage makes much more sense. LentThem fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 5, 2017 |
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LentThem posted:Not just pedestrians; there are some sexy videos online of chinese people on bikes/in cars getting flattened when they try to cut in front of cement trucks and buses. Hey, whatever milks your Guernsey.
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Haier posted:By 2020 in the machine elf reality: About 20 minutes later, it hit me like a wall, and the subsequent 40 minutes were pretty horrifying, lasting, it seemed, for a few life-times. Worrisome physical effects included limb tremor and motor coordination impairment. The cognitive/psychological aspect can hardly be put into words, but here are a few remarks on what's been experienced: - ego displacement: a sense of being controlled, on the one hand, and a sense that the visual distortions follow my emotions and intentions, on the other hand; - profound modifications in colors and shapes; - profound synaesthesia (bowel movements translated into sounds of childish giggling, to give you an idea); - visions of colorful networks extending out of my body (much in the spirit of Alex Grey's paintings); - hearing myriads of inarticulate playful voices; glossolalia (in auditory hallucinations, but also gaining control of my speech organs); - breathing and swirling of the surfaces (bedding, etc), at times inviting for a touch or a kiss (I guess they were trying to talk to me, but we didn't quite find a common language); - thoughts that I have killed myself by taking too much (or by bizarre acacia side effects); - lightning-speed kaleidoscopic reviews of the behaviors and strategems that I and the people around me have engaged in over the course of my life. 40 minutes later, a rectal purge followed, after which I returned to the baseline almost immediately.  Link
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Pirate Radar posted:Hey, whatever milks your Guernsey. well what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean  yo this food is super weird because sometimes they'll put those maraschino cherries where the eyes would be
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LentThem posted:well what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 20,000 Fees Under The Sea?
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LentThem posted:well what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean Legit delicious thought. I really, really miss Korean-style pigs feet with that sweet & spicy sauce and Peking Duck.
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Let us English posted:This is new. They did a pretty good job of cleaning the drugs off Taobao a few years ago. Not that I've ever looked for these before. SWIM told me. I told her we can buy it another time, and she said "Why wait? I want to see the universe now!" On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it going to be letting a petite Chinese girl who learned about psychedelics for the first time a few weeks ago, but has never tried them, drink this brew? LMAO The recipe the shop gave her is like 5X stronger than what I have read online for 80kg men to be taking. BCR posted:40 minutes later, a rectal purge followed, after which I returned to the baseline almost immediately.
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May 5, 2017 07:00
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You are going to babysit her if she takes that stuff, right?
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Video her and show her after
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JaucheCharly posted:You are going to babysit her if she takes that stuff, right? simplefish posted:Video her and show her after
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simplefish posted:Video her and show her and us after
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I'm starting to think that the only basic law in China is Poe's law.
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May 5, 2017 07:15
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This is probably only interesting to people who are into guns or history but a historical gun channel I like got a hold of a bunch of WW2/mid century Chinese pistols and they're all just ridiculous knockoffs of european guns. Thanks to this thread I couldn't stop thinking of "chabuduo" or "no why" the whole time. https://youtu.be/4HNaB7l2GQk
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I got chinese medicinal cough syrup once because I didn't want the western stuff with sudafed and codeine in it, and when I looked up the ingredients it turned out it was made out of opium poppies and had morphine in it. It was this: http://www.jinxiang.com/product/33597.html
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May 5, 2017 07:30
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Yeah cough syrup heavy with opiates is a thing in HK too
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https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?i...89828.47.RTsKHt If you go through their catalog, you find knock-offs of popular shoes but, instead of the Adidas or Nike branding, you find Joe Camel.
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May 5, 2017 07:43
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simplefish posted:Yeah cough syrup heavy with opiates is a thing in HK too I kinda wish I had a cold so I could try this out, but I haven't been sick in years.
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May 5, 2017 07:46
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Pull a sickie, the doc will still prescribe you like 7 packets of pills and the opiate syrup without bkinking twice
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I'm in New Zealand, not quite that bad in terms of prescription.
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Topic change I know but im in the hk central business district and i just passed an overweight man in his 40s with stubbke wearing a full, pressed, japanese sailorette/schoolgirl outfit, replete with kneesocks and pleated skirt Like 10/10 for effort but, er...
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simplefish posted:Pull a sickie, the doc will still prescribe you like 7 packets of pills and the opiate syrup without bkinking twice I had a bad cold and a "doctor" prescribed me a bunch of codeine pills, 9 of which i was supposed take at every meal 
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simplefish posted:Topic change I know but im in the hk central business district and i just passed an overweight man in his 40s with stubbke wearing a full, pressed, japanese sailorette/schoolgirl outfit, replete with kneesocks and pleated skirt Bro Dad posted:I had a bad cold and a "doctor" prescribed me a bunch of codeine pills, 9 of which i was supposed take at every meal
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