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Look, some new posts. Time to see what new bad Kickstar... 
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Jun 24, 2016 06:43
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Harveygod posted:Look, some new posts. Time to see what new bad Kickstar... Dogg, you're the one that spent $10 on January 4, 2014, knowing full well that this is a site that featured tentacle porn reviews as front page content. Iron Prince has a new favorite as of 06:48 on Jun 24, 2016 |
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Jun 24, 2016 06:45
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Harveygod posted:Look, some new posts. Time to see what new bad Kickstar... Someone posts a link to a horrible japanese cartoon porn kickstarter and five posts later someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of horrible japanese cartoon porn drops a bunch of even weirder, grosser links with a sly and knowing wink. It's almost as if anime fans are the worst.
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Jun 24, 2016 14:25
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Once more, please shut the gently caress up about anime and your favourite anime and bad anime. Moving along. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1509439930/ant-plat-former Oh lets see what this is. Hmm, no mockups, no video and this is the only image...  *squints* *squints harder*  Ah, Its just something some 8 year old scribbled. *squints*   What an ugly, hairy 8 year old!
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Jun 24, 2016 16:15
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so how about those wallets, eh
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Jun 24, 2016 16:15
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wit posted:Once more, please shut the gently caress up about anime and your favourite anime and bad anime. is this is a tim and eric skit
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Jun 24, 2016 16:31
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I know it's not the biggest issue, but what is a 2D top-view 3D platformer? Something like Knight Lore or Crusader? Also lol he made a movelist with button combinations and not even a scribble how the game is supposed to look like laserghost has a new favorite as of 16:37 on Jun 24, 2016 |
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Jun 24, 2016 16:34
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laserghost posted:I know it's not the biggest issue, but what is a 2D top-view 3D platformer? Something like Knight Lore or Crusader? My first thought was something like Bomberman 64.
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Jun 24, 2016 16:36
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Combat Lobster posted:My first thought was
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Jun 24, 2016 16:39
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quote:To start this game i need to purchase game maker studio and upgrade to a better computer to start putting the game together. Oh you cheeky monkey
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Jun 24, 2016 16:41
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I can't decide whether I'm the hardwired ABXYLR buttons for iOS, or if I'm the nearly-empty 3DS control scheme.
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Jun 24, 2016 16:49
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Edward_Tohr posted:I can't decide whether I'm the hardwired ABXYLR buttons for iOS, or if I'm the nearly-empty 3DS control scheme. 3ds will obviously use facial recognition to control your ant. All moves will be stop though.
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Jun 24, 2016 17:43
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wit posted:Once more, please shut the gently caress up about anime and your favourite anime and bad anime. I feel personally offended by this kickstarter. 
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Jun 24, 2016 17:46
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laserghost posted:I know it's not the biggest issue, but what is a 2D top-view 3D platformer? Something like Knight Lore or Crusader? i guess 2D with a simulated z-level like Terranigma has?
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Jun 24, 2016 18:14
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If this guy can give me the ghoast slug, he has my money.
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Jun 24, 2016 18:41
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i'm the mobie leves
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Jun 24, 2016 20:06
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Cheez posted:If this guy can give me the ghoast slug, he has my money.
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Jun 25, 2016 03:19
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I haven't posted in this thread for weeks. Has anything worked out well for Kickstarter yet?
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Jun 25, 2016 03:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I haven't posted in this thread for weeks. Has anything worked out well for Kickstarter yet? Your absence was a big hit.
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Jun 25, 2016 03:50
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Your absence was a big hit. yeah, I bet that made a shitload of money for kickstarters
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Jun 25, 2016 03:52
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So I backed Hyper Light Drifter, which was a nice game for the $10 I paid, even though it came out nearly two years after the expected June 2014 delivery date. But this one here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1192311215/ghost-song-a-journey-of-hope/description I've always been a fan of the Metroid/Castlevania (Metroidvania?) style games, and this guy is not only two years past the expected delivery date, but he hasn't given us an update since February. He doesn't even have some life-threatening condition like the Hyper Light Drifter guy. It's too bad, too. He released a demo on Steam for backers and it played well.
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Jun 25, 2016 04:03
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Batterypowered7 posted:So I backed Hyper Light Drifter, which was a nice game for the $10 I paid, even though it came out nearly two years after the expected June 2014 delivery date. But this one here: It's not exactly updates, but he's posting random videos and art for the project on twitter.
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Jun 25, 2016 04:30
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Have you ever played a video game, used a microwave, or run a data regression? All of these and more depend on computers, but up till now computers were limited to operating systems. Systems with problems. What if we developed the operating system, a system without problems? A system as good for toasting delicious bread in your networked sandwich press as it is for pattern-detection in economic trends? A system that works with every security protocol ever written and never needs updating? That's why I decided to develop an OS that is rock solid, completely secure, and easily adapts to any work environment as well as scaling from embedded contexts to super-cluster processing. I've worked in IT for many months so I understand how challenging this project will be! That's why I've set our kickstarter goal at $10,000. But, if we meet our stretch goal of $30,000 we will add compatibility with every known chip architecture or Babbage Enginge. Using the wisdom of crowds to source ideas and the power of direct financing to bypass stultifying corporate conformity, we'll develop The System. Together. Fast. With an expected delivery date of next September for backers followed by a general release in 2018, The System is bringing the future faster, cheaper, and better.
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Jun 25, 2016 17:52
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MrMenshevik posted:I've worked in IT for many months Promising
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Jun 25, 2016 18:37
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I've even run a data regression on my microwave. The optimal time for rolled oats is 2:47 at 90% power.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:49
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MrMenshevik posted:Have you ever played a video game, used a microwave, or run a data regression? All of these and more depend on computers, but up till now computers were limited to operating systems. Systems with problems. So... Linux.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:59
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MrMenshevik posted:Have you ever played a video game, used a microwave, or run a data regression? All of these and more depend on computers, but up till now computers were limited to operating systems. Systems with problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMwc1c0HRQ
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Jun 26, 2016 01:04
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But will it run Doom?
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Jun 26, 2016 01:11
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Germstore posted:I've even run a data regression on my microwave. The optimal time for rolled oats is 2:47 at 90% power. Gotta OC that sucker so you can get hot pockets to their intended lava grease temperature a few seconds faster. 
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Jun 26, 2016 02:43
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Another water bottle, this time it is modular! 3× over-funded with 49-days left to go.
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Jun 27, 2016 15:27
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At least that bottle can do what they claim it can do. I don't know why anyone would want what it offers, but apparently- I just don't understand the helter skelter lifestyle that requires a double decker water bottle instead of just two smaller bottles.
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Jun 27, 2016 15:35
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Looks like a hygiene nightmare
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Jun 27, 2016 15:37
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MrMoo posted:Another water bottle, this time it is modular! 3× over-funded with 49-days left to go. There is literally no way that is not a vibrator.
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Jun 27, 2016 16:02
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Germstore posted:At least that bottle can do what they claim it can do. I don't know why anyone would want what it offers, but apparently- I just don't understand the helter skelter lifestyle that requires a double decker water bottle instead of just two smaller bottles. I think my favorite thing about it is just how little the bottles actually hold.  They're advertising it as a thing to carry two drinks, so you get, like, a standard can of each drink, and a compartment in the middle for a handful of granola or something. Almost every picture they have of people using it are pictures of suburban moms and businessmen, so I don't think it's supposed to be intended for activities that would typically require a water bottle. There's also a picture on there of the bottle in a standard bike bottle holder, and it doesn't sit right in it, so look out of the Golchi-specific bike bottle holder! e: I mean, I can get 2 24oz insulated water bottles off of Amazon for about the same price as they're asking on here, and they'll still fit it my bike's bottle thing. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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Jun 27, 2016 16:13
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I was gonna say maybe you could put undiluted squash in the bottom and keep refilling the top with water, but you can get those squeezy things that makes that pointless too... Maybe tea/coffee in one and milk in the other? Nettle Soup has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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Jun 27, 2016 16:14
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Nettle Soup posted:I was gonna say maybe you could put undiluted squash in the bottom and keep refilling the top with water, but you can get those squeezy things that makes that pointless too... Why do you carry around squash and how do you dilute one?
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Jun 27, 2016 18:08
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It's a (Hero) Trap!Backers' Only Update posted:Some contributors to our Kickstarter campaign for The Hero Trap have expressed disappointment that we have not delivered the game. I share your disappointment, and want to give you some information about our work status on the project. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1055933980/the-hero-trap/description Funding amount was set at $25K with stretch goals up to $100K and more teased beyond that. Funded with $26,082. How dare backers feel "cheated" when the dev intentionally undercut the budget, right?!
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Jun 27, 2016 18:13
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They also seem to have under-valued the game itself somewhat, as copies were being sold for as little as $5 for the early birds, and you could get 2 copies for $20. I know you want to give KS backers a little bit of a price break, but when you're already selling your game for dirt cheap, maybe don't be surprised when people don't understand that "financing games is a complicated business". You purposefully undercut yourself twice over.
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Jun 27, 2016 18:22
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MrMenshevik posted:Why do you carry around squash and how do you dilute one? Ha! Foreigners!
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Jun 27, 2016 18:29
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The American equivalent would be Mio, but no one actually drinks Mio in the US so that's not terribly helpful. It's drank mix concentrate.
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Jun 27, 2016 18:41
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