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I know a guy that tattooed his own name, a barcode, «made in Norway» and «Manchester United» down his arm  He also has a confederate battle flag on his back
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Mar 17, 2019 05:30
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my ex wife still has my name on her butt and when i think about it i lol everytime
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Mar 17, 2019 05:31
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Pirate Radar posted:I knew a guy who’d gotten a mutual tattoo with his best friend: each other’s signatures on their asses Kinda okay with this one TBH
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Mar 17, 2019 05:32
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I had a weird friend that did the barcode thing but added his name in it, but spelled it backwards. So, instead of Dennis, it was Sinned. He was pretty smug about that one.
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Mar 17, 2019 05:45
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I know a guy with a barcode on the back of his head, never talks about it. Really intense guy.
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Mar 17, 2019 05:48
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MasBrillante posted:You are aware disabled people can be fat apart and aside from their disability, yes? Yup. That's why I said "likely" but not "certain". America has tons of fat people, and only a small number of them are disabled in a way that isn't just "very fat". And since she didn't mention a disability, but rather just her fatness, she was probably just fat
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Mar 17, 2019 06:01
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Biplane posted:Arguably the only thing worse than tattooing your SO’s name on yourself, is tattooing your own name on yourself. I sort of have that, I guess. My name is a type of flower as well, so I have a tattoo of them on my left inner bicep. E: Papa Emeritus III posted:I wonder how that could work. Just the words or like a mouse trap over my crotch? You could get a cat caught in a bear trap or something!
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Mar 17, 2019 06:13
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I wonder how that could work. Just the words or like a mouse trap over my crotch? That, or a woman in a sexy pose but her face is obscured by "Wahida Clark Presents" Those are the only things on the cover so that's what I'm working with.
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Mar 17, 2019 06:35
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Biplane posted:I know a guy that tattooed his own name, a barcode, «made in Norway» and «Manchester United» down his arm this is a really weird mix of things wtf
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Mar 17, 2019 06:36
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QuarkJets posted:Yup. That's why I said "likely" but not "certain". America has tons of fat people, and only a small number of them are disabled in a way that isn't just "very fat". And since she didn't mention a disability, but rather just her fatness, she was probably just fat Fat detective on the case
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Mar 17, 2019 06:39
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it's elementary my dear Fatson, I perceived that the subject was eating from a bag full of chimichangas and is therefore just a fat person
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Mar 17, 2019 06:41
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for suggesting to my coworker that she only got into an Ivy because of affirmative action? That's weird phrasing. If he wrote like that on his application, he might have gotten cut for that. "and I tested pretty drat well" works.
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Mar 17, 2019 06:44
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QuarkJets posted:this is a really weird mix of things wtf At it's most charitable the odd one out is the Manchester one. "Made in Norway" is code for "I'm a huge fuckin racist and also fantasize about being a viking" when combined with that god drat treason rag on his back.
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Mar 17, 2019 06:45
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Yeah «norwegian rednecks» is a whole thing and it’s exactly as pathetic as you are imagining.
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Mar 17, 2019 07:06
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UPDATE: My roommate wants to put furry art in the common area, I’m against the idea. Nothing against furries, I just don’t like furry art. This is an update to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationsh..._medium=ios_app Zee isn’t happy. At all. She still thinks I’m trying to deprive her of her character. She still thinks I have a “vendetta against furries.” I cannot be anymore clear that I DO NOT CARE that she’s a furry (even after all this I still don’t, it was never and will never be about her being a furry or furries in general). She actually said this, and I’m not kidding, that if I don’t let her put up her furry art in the common area, then I’m just like the people during the Civil Rights Movement that refused to take a stance during the diner sit-ins and protests. If you had to do a double take and re-read that, you’re not alone. Frankly, I’m flabbergasted at the very thought that she’s equivocating not liking furry art to being against civil rights. I told her, in no uncertain terms, that I think it’s great that she loves who she is and isn’t ashamed of what she’s into (as a gay man, who am i to tell her otherwise?). I just don’t enjoy furry art. It makes me very uncomfortable to look at and it clashes against the established aesthetic in the common area that everyone already loves. Yet apparently, unless I agree to all of her terms regarding her furry art, art that keep in mind she did not create, she bought during one of the many furry conventions she went to this year alone, I’m not being a true ally to her identity. she has no other part to her identity other than being a furry. Frankly I think that takes a what-should-be hobby to an unhealthy extreme but whatever, I’m not her mom. She can obsess over fake animals for the rest of her life for all I care. Oh, the craziest part? One of her friends sent me a text message threatening to leak my nudes to the public unless I let my roommate put up furry art in the common area. Frankly I’m surprised it took them this long to find nudes of me online. I’m a certified snack, and I’ve found nudes of me online more than once before, so I told them to go right ahead and post them. Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t found the videos of me yet. They could even tag me in them, too. I’m hot, see how much I care (I don’t care at all). So that’s where I’m at. My lease runs out in July, and I just got a raise at work, and there’s a building a few blocks away from me that’s always leasing. They have a gym, pool, and a hipster-esque bar that I’ve been to and love. It’d be a studio, but a studio that I’d love. I’m likely moving there. My roommate and her friend can pound sand. Still gonna hold my party, still gonna not care what furries do as long as I don’t have to look at it. Happy St Paddy’s Day. Edit: just want to be clear, when I referred to the friend of my roommate’s as “them,” I meant that they prefer to they/them pronouns. I have no idea if my roommate is aware that they threatened me. Would I be surprised either way? No. But I don’t want to assume my roommate is in on the threats regardless. But I am gonna inform her that her friend is doing that because she deserves to know what her friend is capable of.
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Mar 17, 2019 07:31
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Loving the nice humble brag about how hot this dude thinks he is.
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Mar 17, 2019 07:35
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I hope the comments thread was just people asking him to post the nudes.
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Mar 17, 2019 07:43
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Both of my brothers did their own initials. I have more ink than both of them put together but no names. gently caress that noise. Wait, you're saying your brothers monogrammed themselves?
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Mar 17, 2019 07:52
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Barudak posted:Loving the nice humble brag about how hot this dude thinks he is. he really sold it, now I want to see his nudes
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Mar 17, 2019 09:01
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Beef jerky left out in a desert is also a hot, certified snack.
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Mar 17, 2019 09:21
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ynohtna posted:Beef jerky left out in a desert is also a hot, certified snack. Just lol if you leave it in the desert because you can't afford Hulk HoganTM meat shoes for your jerky warming needs.
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Mar 17, 2019 09:58
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Look nobody cares about your roommate bullshit, we wanna find out if your double cut or not
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Mar 17, 2019 10:03
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AITA for pretending to be an "Appletarian" (eating only apple derived foods/drinks) for 3 weeks as a prank, causing my friends to have an intervention for me?quote:I got the idea a few weeks ago to prank my friends my pretending to be an "Appletarian", meaning somebody who only eats food products that are derived from apples and would only drink apple juice or apple cider.
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Mar 17, 2019 10:24
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WIBTA if I never paid my friend back the $161 I “owe” her? I’ve actually cut this friend off before, but after a year of avoiding her, I forgot how bad she was & agreed to meet up. The place she picked was overpriced & I was about to suggest a different place when she mentioned it was her birthday, so I agreed to it. The party was...awkward. I had earlier told her I could only stay for 1-2h because pregnancy has been making me really tired, but so many people seemed to some kind of excuse to show up late/leave early, so the dinner for supposedly 16 people ended up with just 8 people (3 were her family). The staff kept asking if we would like to move to a smaller table, but she kept snapping that people were coming. Other friends did show up throughout the night, but they just came to munch/down shots & bolt. I could tell she was upset, so I decided to stay all the way until her cake came because I felt bad. She delayed the cake cutting until past 11:45 (dinner started at 8:30) because she kept hoping more people would show up but nope. I was tired & starving the entire night since she did the ordering for the entire table, so there wasn’t much I could eat. I’ve developed gestational diabetes too & most of the food she ordered were raw, alcoholic, shellfish (I’m allergic), or full of carbs/sugar. I have to log my food for my diabetes management & I only had: 6 roasted Brussels sprouts 1 tablespoon of sautéed spinach 1/2 tablespoon of creamed spinach 4 thin slices of steak (no more than ~25g/0.88oz total. Meat makes me nauseous during pregnancy, especially when it’s rare, but I needed to eat so I forced myself) 3 small mouthfuls of pasta 2 teaspoon of bone marrow 1 slice of bread from the free bread basket (I know I’m not supposed to eat too much carbs, but I got too hungry) 2 days later, she told me to transfer $161 to her. She initially claimed it was $212, but I think someone else went “wtf” & she said she made a mistake and did the math wrong. It was her birthday dinner & she did all the ordering, so I assumed she was paying. If I knew I had to pay, I would’ve ordered my own food & actually gotten to eat (a main course would’ve only cost $30-80). To make it worse: I overheard the waiter telling her the several appetisers were on the house since she knew one of the managers. She charged for them anyway. She sent us an excel spreadsheet instead of the actual bill to hide it. She ordered for 16 people & 20+ people came, munched, and left, BUT she split the bill only between 9 people —her & her family, the 4 people who cared enough to stay all the way until the cake cutting, & the boyfriend of one of her friends, who came to pick her up & decided to munch on some of the leftovers since there were a LOT left over. I’m just so pissed, I’ve been ignoring her messages for a while now. Is paying her back before cutting her off again the right thing to do?
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Mar 17, 2019 10:45
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for pretending to be an "Appletarian" (eating only apple derived foods/drinks) for 3 weeks as a prank, causing my friends to have an intervention for me? im picturing this guy as George Costanza in my head and I won’t hear otherwise
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Mar 17, 2019 10:51
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Necros posted:im picturing this guy as George Costanza in my head and I won’t hear otherwise "I'm an Appletarian now, Jerry! Only apples for Georgie!"
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Mar 17, 2019 10:57
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QuarkJets posted:Yup. That's why I said "likely" but not "certain". America has tons of fat people, and only a small number of them are disabled in a way that isn't just "very fat". And since she didn't mention a disability, but rather just her fatness, she was probably just fat Lol according to your extensive research, I’m sure.
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Mar 17, 2019 15:15
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I never paid my friend back the $161 I “owe” her? Of course not! There’s no way she’d ever get that money out of you and she’s clearly not someone who deserves to have friends, so gently caress her. Tell her to gently caress off!
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Mar 17, 2019 15:42
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I know a guy with a barcode on the back of his head, never talks about it. Really intense guy.
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Mar 17, 2019 15:46
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Wait, you're saying your brothers monogrammed themselves? Yes. They're not very bright. Or original. One brother got it and the second one copied the idea. Somehow, that makes it worse. CannonFodder posted:How about a white telephone cord going from your right shoulder to under your left ribcage?  I do have something similar already. It's a shackle and a chain that wraps around my leg, then fastened to a Rope that goes up to an anchor on my back. A little something from my naval days. It was my first tattoo. My mom nearly had a heart attack when she saw it. Love you, Ma!LadyPictureShow posted:You could get a cat caught in a bear trap or something! The Pussy Trap Clause lives on. Power Khan posted:UPDATE: My roommate wants to put furry art in the common area, I’m against the idea. Nothing against furries, I just don’t like furry art.  Furries are exhausting and mind blowingly stupid.
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Mar 17, 2019 16:02
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let her hang up the fan art on the best place in the living room, host the party and have her there, that problem is gonna fix itself as the drinks flow
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datajugend posted:let her hang up the fan art on the best place in the living room, host the party and have her there, that problem is gonna fix itself as the drinks flow True. Unless the party unintentionally includes a handful of furries. Also, is the art pornographic or are we talking wolf man imitating The Scream? Not that it matters, since her persecution complex still ruins the whole scenario.
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Mar 17, 2019 17:07
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ynohtna posted:Beef jerky left out in a desert is also a hot, certified snack. A pretty good parable - if you leave beef jerky in a hot car it smells and tastes like dog food 
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Mar 17, 2019 17:08
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Yeah just let them leave that dog dick coffee table in the living room for company to see
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Mar 17, 2019 17:51
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Also, is the art pornographic or are we talking wolf man imitating The Scream? Not that it matters, since her persecution complex still ruins the whole scenario. He said it wasn’t pornographic, but quality wise it was on the same level as the nothing personal kid sonic oc
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I'm [24F] worried that my boyfriend [26M] might have a fetish for Asian womenquote:It's just a couple of little things but it adds up and Im worried whether it might be the case. Here's a couple of things that come to mind that I found to be potentially worrying.
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Mar 17, 2019 18:38
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Hello Ketene posted:I'm [24F] worried that my boyfriend [26M] might have a fetish for Asian women AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mar 17, 2019 18:41
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Hello Ketene posted:I'm [24F] worried that my boyfriend [26M] might have a fetish for Asian women Universe thunkette devouring all matter
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Hello Ketene posted:I'm [24F] worried that my boyfriend [26M] might have a fetish for Asian women quote:
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