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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

and i saw a funky horse and behold the name of him that rode upon it was Ed Balls

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

A huge portion of our high-tech and just general economy is based around launching missiles at people sooo

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:23

pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Elephanthead posted:

Why are animals made of meat?

*white text over picture of Tyler Durden*
People are made of meat

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

One of the major ways Congresspeople can bring pork home for their districts is defense contracts of various shapes and sizes, this generates institutional pressure to use those items so there's always work.

There's basically one foreign policy in Washington and its hawkish as gently caress and its telling that Obama was successful as he was in resisting it.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:25

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I just became president last night if you know what I mean
:smuggo:

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Also we've been using the american military to serve american corporate interests since the Dulles brothers so

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:26

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

One of the major ways Congresspeople can bring pork home for their districts is defense contracts of various shapes and sizes, this generates institutional pressure to use those items so there's always work.

There's basically one foreign policy in Washington and its hawkish as gently caress and its telling that Obama was successful as he was in resisting it.

Yeah it's basically a Government jobs program especially for lovely red state rural areas.

If it wasn't for a military base in the middle of nowhere many rural counties would pretty much have no jobs.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:27

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Also we've been using the american military to serve american corporate interests since the Dulles brothers so

Lmfao waaaay earlier than that. Our entire colonization of Hawaii, for instance.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmfao waaaay earlier than that. Our entire colonization of Hawaii, for instance.

yeah, I thought about that. But they were the strong codification of it in the modern era.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:28

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

The Revolutionary War was about rich smugglers and rum traders not wanting to pay taxes.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:28

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

Also we've been using the american military to serve american corporate interests since the Dulles brothers so

way before that lol

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:30

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Revolutionary War was about rich smugglers and rum traders not wanting to pay taxes.

the whiskey rebellion was NOT about whiskey! dtrump!!!!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

way before that lol

It was poorly stated. The point I was trying to make is the modern conception of the MIC owes a lot to the Dulles brothers and the way they saw American power and its relationship to Foreign Policy.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:32

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

way before that lol

pretty much US military after the Civil War especially in latin america.

The bananas must flow!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:32

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Schnorkles posted:

Also we've been using the american military to serve american corporate interests since the Dulles brothers so

Gen. Smedley Butler posted:

I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902�1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:33

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

One of the major ways Congresspeople can bring pork home for their districts is defense contracts of various shapes and sizes, this generates institutional pressure to use those items so there's always work.

There's basically one foreign policy in Washington and its hawkish as gently caress and its telling that Obama was successful as he was in resisting it.

pork is murder and can contain worms

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:33

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

America also collapsed immediately in an uprising from four thousand Continental Army soldiers, because our government didn't want to give them their back pay.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:33

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

animals are meat robots

people are meat robots w/ a self-reflective evaluation and prediction system

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Jazerus posted:

animals are meat robots

people are meat robots w/ a self-reflective evaluation and prediction system

i am actually just a robot

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:35

The Jack Chop Guy: Mar 31, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

I did a thing posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/850723509370327040

is he trolling the entire US military?

do we ever officially refer to our intervention strikes as "attacks"

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:36

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Jazerus posted:

people are meat robots w/ a self-reflective* evaluation* and prediction system

*i can think of at least one counter example; but perhaps it's the exception that proves the rule

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:36

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

fits my needs posted:

Trump was very effective! lol

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/850700747192905729

whelp guess we'll have to keep bombing or look weak!

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/850679457954373633

whoops missed and killed more kids!

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-northkorea-idUSKBN17A0H4

quote:

North Korea said on Saturday U.S. missile strikes against a Syrian airfield on Friday were "an unforgivable act of aggression" that showed its decision to develop nuclear weapons was "the right choice a million times over".

The response by North Korea's foreign ministry, carried by the official KCNA news agency, was the first since U.S. warships in the Mediterranean Sea launched dozens of missiles at a Syrian air base which the Pentagon says was involved in a chemical weapons attack earlier in the week.

"The U.S. missile attack against Syria is a clear and unforgivable act of aggression against a sovereign state and we strongly condemn this," KCNA quoted an unnamed spokesman for the North Korean foreign ministry as saying.

"The reality of today proves our decision to strengthen our military power to stand against force with force was the right choice a million times over," KCNA said.

also whoops North Korea not feeling cowered, but vindicated.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jazerus posted:

animals are meat robots

people are meat robots w/ a self-reflective evaluation and prediction system

lol @ "self reflctive evaluwhatever and prediction"

president trump is president

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

while under an electric blanket because im too lazy to go close the window

real survivalist

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:38

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Baloogan posted:

lol @ "self reflctive evaluwhatever and prediction"

president trump is president

it's not a very good system

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:38

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Jazerus posted:

animals are meat robots

people are meat robots w/ a self-reflective evaluation and prediction system

if you hold up two mirrors you got a self reflective evaluation and prediction system so a dog with a pair of mirrorshades is legally a person

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:38

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Baloogan posted:

president trump is president

the most disheartening of tautologies

:smith:

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:38

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

A huge portion of our high-tech and just general economy is based around launching missiles at people sooo

have you considered using the missile money for other things

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Yinlock posted:

have you considered using the missile money for other things

NO if we don't use it on missiles it has to go to the rich

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

have you considered using the missile money for other things

what are you a socialist

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:44

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Annual Prophet posted:

the most disheartening of tautologies

we don't taut no ologies around here, sir

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:45

Colonel J: Jan 3, 2008

dont eat meat or cheese imo

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

today's palace intrigue stories are pretty great

"You can stay, Steve, but only if you shut the gently caress up"

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Call me skeptical but if Kushner's brilliant plan is turn trump into a centrist I'm not sure its going to work

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:48

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

military hardware expires, friend, you gotta clean out your pantry from time to time yknow

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:49

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

A huge portion of our high-tech and just general economy is based around launching missiles at people sooo

Why do my STEM Lord friends have such inherent difficulty understanding such a simple idea though? like We Have To Do Something and White Man's Burden and Savage Tent Religion is all of a sudden more compelling than Trump is dangerously unfit. just screaming into the void here the answer is obvious

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:49

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/850433023929614338

TRUMP!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

If a recession hits in 2018 I'm going to laugh my goddamn head off

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/850433023929614338

TRUMP!

I can feel the Trumentum in the economy!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:51

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