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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

they said trump had no ground game in 2016 too

to rule america u need online game

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!

Virgil Vox posted:

to rule america u need online game

America's Army, the official game of the United States Army

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Starting to think I"m targeting the wrong country starting with I

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Why does this man have against Indonesia

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082?s=20

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Good.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

SirPablo posted:

They? It's your mouth motherfucker

the royal "they"

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://x.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1108187855954870272?s=46

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

RealityWarCriminal posted:

they said trump had no ground game in 2016 too
he didn't lol, there were all kinds of stories about reporters going to trump campaign offices in swing states and finding them locked up or just being a barren room with a single intern who was like 'uh yeah they gave me some fliers to hand out a month ago and i handed them out and then i never heard from them again'.

it just turned out that as a certain prophet said, the groundgame was in our hearts

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
did you know… that there are other threads in this sub forum? i didn’t

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

boroda posted:

did you know… that there are other threads in this sub forum? i didn’t

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
i tried posting elsewhere once

it was awful

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



boroda posted:

did you know… that there are other threads in this sub forum? i didn’t

sub forum? threads?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
no turempo at all

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
yeah I pressed the back button in the awful app and… it was (awful)

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Red Baron posted:


Buddykins, somewhere, “why are my ears red”

Lady Boognish, hello

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Congratulations on another victory without cheating at all

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769480108430028911

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Bethamphetamine posted:

Congratulations on another victory without cheating at all

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769480108430028911

can you believe how talented he is

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

and thin!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Qurnah posted:

i tried posting elsewhere once

it was awful

Once I posted in the street photography thread in the Creative forum for insufferable jerks, that was a hilarious error

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Bethamphetamine posted:

Congratulations on another victory without cheating at all

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769480108430028911

incredible……..

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
he's old, fat, and confused, he can't walk across a small lawn without mechanical assistance, but you put a golf club in his hand and point out the tee and he will land that ball on the green 10/10 tries.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



emfive posted:

he's old, fat, and confused, he can't walk across a small lawn without mechanical assistance, but you put a golf club in his hand and point out the tee and he will land that ball on the green 10/10 tries.

jealous?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

emfive posted:

he's old, fat, and confused, he can't walk across a small lawn without mechanical assistance, but you put a golf club in his hand and point out the tee and he will land that ball on the green 10/10 tries.

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

boroda posted:

did you know… that there are other threads in this sub forum? i didn’t

there's a deece oatmeal thread

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Bethamphetamine posted:

Congratulations on another victory without cheating at all

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769480108430028911

emfive posted:

he's old, fat, and confused, he can't walk across a small lawn without mechanical assistance, but you put a golf club in his hand and point out the tee and he will land that ball on the green 10/10 tries.




i got a club for his sweet presidential rear end right heah *grabs crotch*

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bearjew posted:

jealous?

yes :smith:

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

He's going to introduce American Juche.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joementum posted:

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Golf is a sport the same way like billiards is, and Trump has a lot physically in common with Minnesota Fats (a.k.a. Rudolf Walter Wanderone)

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Bearjew posted:

jealous?

i mean imagine being rich af and having a nationspanning cult of millions of devoted followers who are willing to bend the very fabric of reality to continue the worship of you as their saviour

it would probably corrupt your soul and rot your brain but hey it would probably be kinda fun

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

ESPN used to show real sports with obese 76 year old athletes in their prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASAk7ry07bE

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Joementum posted:

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer


countdown to MAGA hat pic

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Who is ashley st clair again

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Qurnah posted:

i mean imagine being rich af and having a nationspanning cult of millions of devoted followers who are willing to bend the very fabric of reality to continue the worship of you as their saviour

it would probably corrupt your soul and rot your brain but hey it would probably be kinda fun

it would definitely be fun but I don't think trump ever actually has fun

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
tonight make sure to toast to the good kind of republicans

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

v disrespectful

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Fuckt Tupp posted:

tonight make sure to toast to the good kind of republicans

i don't toast the dead ones either sorry

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

bebop esq posted:

i don't toast the dead ones either sorry

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