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Yeah that's a bold statement from someone who isn't providing examples.
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His IG: https://www.instagram.com/tattoodennis76/?hl=en Definitely some horror stories among recent postings, none I've seen that as bad as the infamous one I guess but nothing I'd want on me.
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Gummy Bart?
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If someone said they got a Simpsons gummy tattoo that's absolutely not what I would have guessed
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Because the gummy Venus De Milo design is *right there*?
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Sweet Sweet can... argle hurgle
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![]() The artist just sucks poo poo, any tattoo on their IG is just trash. Probably like $800 an hour too
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Johnny Truant posted:
If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want?
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Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? To be able to say "Yeah, I've got a tattoo", presumably. ![]() Also the thumbnail looked like a cleavage shot at first. ![]()
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Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good 1) tattoos aren’t cool anymore and haven’t been for a while. They’re for crossfit moms, and grandpas riding 3-wheel motorcycles, and computer programmers. Completely played out. 2) if you ARE going to get a tattoo, why not get something that’s immediately meaningful and symbolically powerful that you can represent in something so tiny nobody will ever see it, even yourself 3) that’s a good tattoo
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Small bart?
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BigFactory posted:I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good No! This is dumb!
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No u!
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canyoneer posted:If someone said they got a Simpsons gummy tattoo that's absolutely not what I would have guessed On the other hand once I saw it, I'd be fine with it.
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Thirteen Orphans posted:If people want bad tattoos I feel like it’s not my place to judge as long as it’s not a dangerous or dirty process, but I just can’t wrap my head around what this tattoo fulfills. It’s not artistic, the letters are microscopic, what did the client want? The client wanted a temporary tattoo and they got one; in about 5 years that thing will have blurred and faded to the point that it will have disappeared.
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I would bet money that person has said "tattoos don't hurt"
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BigFactory posted:1) tattoos aren’t cool anymore and haven’t been for a while. They’re for crossfit moms, and grandpas riding 3-wheel motorcycles, and computer programmers. Completely played out. https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-claims-having-no-tattoos-more-punk-than-having-tattoos-if-you-think-about-it/
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bweep boop! posted:https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mom-claims-having-no-tattoos-more-punk-than-having-tattoos-if-you-think-about-it/ The sentiment is right, but irl that mom has a bunch of lovely tattoos.
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Yeah a good share of today's little punk rockers have parents with a number of tattoos
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Scratch Monkey posted:Yeah a good share of today's little punk rockers have parents with a number of tattoos If your parents are under 60 there’s a good chance they have a bunch of tattoos, with points going up if they’re born again or in law enforcement.
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BigFactory posted:I’m going to make the case for this one, cause it’s actually very good Nah that’s a dumb tattoo applied upon an idiot by a moron.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Nah that’s a dumb tattoo applied upon an idiot by a moron. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
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CzarChasm posted:Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing It signifies New York City
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It’ll signify absolutely nothing in like 2-3 years, or probably a matter of months if that person goes anywhere near sunlight.
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Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? Monk #2: I dunno, like three or something? Monk #1: Cool, got it, thanks. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgm55gqp5YC/ ![]()
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Takes No Damage posted:Monk #1: Hey how many 3rd knuckles does the average index finger have? That’s good form for a lefty pitcher throwing a big candle though
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From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all:![]() And that hand... ![]()
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“I refuse to sync”
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Takes No Damage posted:From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all: Probably like ![]() lol at the hand though, it looks like she's developing some extra flippers
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Takes No Damage posted:From that same Insta, I defy anyone here to tell me how the top and bottom of this anchor are connected, or tied to the rope at all: Her torso has seen some poo poo 😳
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Johnny Truant posted:
I'm going to wedgie every human being involved with this tattoo
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Is it normal for a tattoo that small to have that red and large of a skin rash?
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Maybe? Many shops shave dry with a cheap disposable razor, and something as lumpy as a shoulder takes a lot of repeat passes.
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The redness is the least of the problems with that lovely tattoo tbh
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Could be sunburn or something honestly. It's not like it's super red. And yeah, that's the least of it.
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That tattoo is so small it's one of those blink and you'll miss it sort of thing. Before that even fades it'll be hard to spot, much like an old scar.
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Endless Mike posted:Could be sunburn or something honestly. It's not like it's super red. Lol at an artist tattooing over a sunburn
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:20 |
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END OF AN ERROR posted:Lol at an artist tattooing over a sunburn That’s New York baby!
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