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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


How many BB houseguests have ever been booed? It's a tiny list, no way anyone from this season is getting on, it's nowhere near nasty enough.

Aaryn (fair enough)
Christine (she sucked, but it never would have happened if she were attractive and/or a man, Kevin is basically doing the same G-rated googly eyed "cheating" (lmao) she did with Christmas)

This year you have Raven and Cody who suck but have only done look-at-me/come-at-me-bro stuff respectively, Jessica and Paul who are more aggressive but also haven't done anything horrible, Josh and Mark who get into lame brofights? I think a lot of fans want BBUS to be BBUK where the game is tertiary, the characters are secondary, and what really matters is Judging these horrible people on the television.

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Aug 10, 2017

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Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Wait, Kevin spoons with Christmas?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They're cuddly and she calls him her house husband. He's also joked to Jason that he's falling for her. I don't think it's much more than flirty stuff. I don't think it quite falls in the Christine/Cody category yet, but I suppose that's a matter of opinion. There's also some confusion as to whether Kevin is separated from his wife or not.

Christine basically got booed because her husband and parents went online and then the show saying they were uncomfortable and felt it was a betrayal. So it would probably take Kevin's family saying something and being on the show to get boos. Plus Christine was talking all kinds of vulgar poo poo on the feeds and backstabbed Nicole repeatedly including making up a lie about Hayden and Victoria. So Kevin has a ways to go.

Besides that I think only Aaryn and Amanda have gotten worse than a mixed reaction. It's a controlled audience so it's tough to get the boos unless someone is super hated. Jody have plenty of fans so at most you'll hear some scattered boos. But Cody didn't get that his first time so I wouldn't really expect it this time.

Although I guess if they air yesterday's stuff right before her eviction and it's real ugly then that could influence things a bit.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Aug 10, 2017

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
Apparently the TMZ show reported on Jess molesting of the other HGs? Again this is something the actual BB show has never brought up despite multiple HGs being upset by it. Tonight's episode was filled with sympathetic music and edits for Jody, once again. I am going to be pretty shocked if they show anything fully truthful around Jody at this point, not unless Cody does something that literally forces them to address it. Tonight's edit combined with the blackout of the incident from the feeds makes it seem like they are definitely protecting their already decided narrative.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Yeah it's on TMZ

http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2017/08/09/big-brother-houseguest-butt-poking/

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


The comments say jess is an escort, what the gently caress

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Eltoasto posted:

You'd have to shave your beard into a hitler moustache these days to get boo'd in this America. I'm not even sure Aaryn would get boo'd right now.

If you did that and ran for president, you'd probably win in today's America.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

Faustian Bargain posted:

The comments say jess is an escort, what the gently caress

Meh, I've seen that mentioned on other internet discussions, and people said the same thing about Rachel, who basically had the same exact job Jess does. It's one of those things where her job is clearly meant to be exploitative, to the point where there are almost certainly people in her position who probably DO escort on the side, like strippers, but that doesn't mean everyone in that job is an escort.

Basically short of any proof, it is kind of just people online making assumptions.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Supposedly she was on some escort website but I never really looked into it because I generally don't care what two consenting adults do.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

STAC Goat posted:

Supposedly she was on some escort website but I never really looked into it because I generally don't care what two consenting adults do.

It potentially makes her and Cody's sanctimonious attitudes more amusing, as well as her criticism of Josh.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Yeah I wouldn't judge Jessica if she was an escort, but you'd think that would make her a bit more sensitive to judging other people (lest she be judged).

Kalma
May 23, 2004

Ha ha ha ha. You're really weird.

STAC Goat posted:

Paul: The new Candy Crush game [on CBS] seems tight. I hope they ask me to play it.
I don't know why Paul does these things. I mean, I do. Its just dumb.

He was in the first episode of the TV show. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/candy-crush-big-brother-survivor-alums-compete-premiere-1013620)

ps. Thanks for the recaps!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, that's why I quoted it. He was just intentionally lying about something random just for fun. He was doing the same thing back when they had the Candy Crush HOH and he pretended he didn't know what the show was. It's an odd thing to lie about since it has nothing to do with BB or the comp and actually plays into his claims that he's a big star now and can't hurt his brand by lying.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
He might feel that admitting to having been on another CBS show right before this one might make him a bigger target. Right now he's just "the vet", as opposed to "the vet that CBS seems to like enough that they also put him on another show so maybe he's too popular for us to let stay in this house for too long."

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


That's just a wink at the camera thing though.

I feel like the "Paul's 'brand of friendship' means he can't lie to us" theory is so far into the realm of batshit that even if he's super into himself and self-promotion and whatever, Paul would hear it and immediately think it's a joke.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They had the Half Way Party. I don't really care and kind of don't want to turn the feeds back on until I know JodyCam is dead. But I imagine Jessica will do something in the next 20 hours or so to make me turn them back on.

They didn't get booze. Because... well, you know.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


I almost feel bad for Cody but I feel like his isolation in and out of the house is intentional.

Jess I don't feel sorry for. She chooses to be this way. At least her "I'm not mad" act is hilariously obvious.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Its entirely intentional. Cody barely left his HOH room or talked to anyone before the Christmas backdoor. He's a self described loner with no interest in forming relationships with people. He was in the house for like 13 days before poo poo went bad and he was still lying to people about his life and not getting to know anyone.

Plus he's been losing his poo poo and going at people since the Jillian eviction. They've evicted him once and tried 2 more times. He's just the usual pre-jury rear end in a top hat comp beast everyone wants out but in this case they can't get rid of him because of all the season's twists. BattleBack, Hex, Safety. They've all saved him once.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

My girlfriend and I sort of just assumed that Jessica was an escort to be honest

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Escort in the traditional sense is probably a little far from the truth.

They meet famous people at work and then end up going on free vacations with them where they likely gently caress or what not but it's less an escort type deal than just having a really wealthy gently caress buddy.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Have Jessica and Cody talked about their post-BB plans? Is she going to move to wherever Cody lives and become a waitress at a diner? I sure as hell don't see Cody moving to LA to be with a girlfriend who get paid to be touchy-feely with wealthy club patrons.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If they're halfway already there has to be at least 2 double evictions coming up.

SweetJahasus
Dec 23, 2005

Dragon Slayer
Samurai Warrior
Escape Artist
Viking
Chong-Ra Master

BE THE WIZARD

sportsgenius86 posted:

They meet famous people at work and then end up going on free vacations with them where they likely gently caress or what not but it's less an escort type deal than just having a really wealthy gently caress buddy.

Yeahhhh I'm no encyclopedia or anything but this is definitely prostitution.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

TyrantWD posted:

Have Jessica and Cody talked about their post-BB plans? Is she going to move to wherever Cody lives and become a waitress at a diner? I sure as hell don't see Cody moving to LA to be with a girlfriend who get paid to be touchy-feely with wealthy club patrons.

Knowing what I know about Cody, he's going to LOVE LA and all the people in it.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

sportsgenius86 posted:

Escort in the traditional sense is probably a little far from the truth.

They meet famous people at work and then end up going on free vacations with them where they likely gently caress or what not but it's less an escort type deal than just having a really wealthy gently caress buddy.

That's pretty much a normal escort, with the exception that it skews toward wealthy clients so instead of paying for a few hours of a "date" they pay for a "vacation". The whole point of being an escort instead of a prostitute is that legally, the client is paying for your "company" and not sex, because the sex is completely "optional."

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

ToastyPotato posted:

That's pretty much a normal escort, with the exception that it skews toward wealthy clients so instead of paying for a few hours of a "date" they pay for a "vacation". The whole point of being an escort instead of a prostitute is that legally, the client is paying for your "company" and not sex, because the sex is completely "optional."

Yeah and a gently caress buddy is, traditionally I guess, usually someone you know and not someone you pay.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Cody plans to move to LA and move into Jess' place . He has nothing going for him at home anyway. Jess thinks she can get him a job bouncing at bars she works it, which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Jess also plans to seek out his babys mama, daughter, and parents (even though Cody isn't close to his parents) next week. She basically already consider herself a stepmom and talks about what the daughter will think of her all the time. She's very excited to get out of the house and start setting up their lives together.

I can't imagine this relationship has a chance in hell of working but I think they're pretty deep in codependence and infatuation at this point if not love and Jess has a lot invested in making this work. And that will only get more so when she's evicted and fields question after question about how she threw her game away for Cody.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
The funny thing is she has already shown awareness of the problems he is going to bring into her life, and he has basically said "yeap that is pretty much me" and she's still going through with it. And this is why we live in the world we live in. Because despite having every piece of info one could need to avoid making a bad decision, people do it anyway.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, they've already had the "this won't work" conversation a couple of times. She knows. She's just got so much invested in him because if she called it quits on this relationship than she'd have to own that she hosed up her game by choosing to protect him again and again at the cost of her game. She's deep in sunk costs territory.

But again, they've spent every waking minute with each other for most of the last 50 days so I don't know if they're in love, but they're definitely emotionally invested. So even if her ego wasn't on the line I think like so many showmances they'd be convinced they're in love and will happily ever after despite the real world and its problems.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



She's going to be out in the real world realizing that they aren't the next BB supercouple and how he hurt her game, while he is locked up in the jury house and wondering if she is waiting for him.

Teehee

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I actually think she'll probably love the Jody stans and show edit and really do think she's the next big super couple. At worst she'll think they're the next Brenchel. And secretly she'll be angry that she's Brendan, not Rachel, but between the fans who support them and her rebelling against the critics who say she threw her game away she'll double down hard on the fantasy of this relationship.

Its 50 days from now when she gets an unemployed, hothead, alt-right, malcontent with child support checks and no social skills trying to make his way into her life that things get tricky.

Dingleberry2
Jul 23, 2001




I've never actually listened to one of Jeff's exit interviews, does he actually let them know how badly the hosed up their games, or is it just generic chat?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

HAPPY DEATH TO JODYCAM DAY!!!

HGs looking at the Memory Wall.
Jason: I wonder what color Cody's eyes are.
Kevin: Who gives a gently caress? They're going to be watery.

Lets see what we're losing. Oh, look, Cody's mounted Jess in bed. That's new.

Jess: I feel like I'm obsessed with you the way that a 13-year-old boy is obsessed with his best friend's older sister.
Cody: I don't know what that means but I'll take it. I want you to stay obsessed with me SwimFan style.

Cody: I have to piss. You have to understand that before you wake up I've already had six cups of coffee.
Jess: You have to understand that before you wake up I've already had sex with you six times in my head.

Jess: You know what I want for Christmas? Just give me a box filled with every one of Josh's finger and toe nails. Just give me the joy of knowing every one has been plucked off.
Cody: Ok, lets stick with outside triggers today.

Have we discussed how Jess is completely psychotic and even Cody has gotten weirded out by it and by trying to steer her away from these deranged rants about the HGs?

Cody complains that he asked Mark for a sympathy vote and he said he has to be with the house. Jess says he doesn't realize he's just going to get blamed for Kevin's vote. Cody wishes Mark would think for himself for once. Jess hopes Kevin and Jason follow through.

Jason is taking a knife to the vacuum. I think he's trying to "fix" it. It turns out to have been working all along but he was only trying it upside down or something. Now he's having more fun vacuuming than I've ever seen anyone have.

Christmas, Alex, Josh, and Paul in the kitchen poo poo talking Raven some more. Christmas saying she's just going to stop telling stories so Raven stops one upping her. Paul does that weird thing he does and says she said she's a fan of his band and he thinks she's lying because how could she know it? Paul has discussed with Raven that he recognizes her and there's a photo of them from a band show so its just weird when Paul goes out of his way to bring up things to lie about.

Cody ranting about Mark having no loyalty again. Jess rationalizing again that she doesn't want the votes because if its a tie Josh gets to evict her. Cody says if he's the only vote "gently caress 'em all." Cody says he's really concerned about how Mark will look on the show to people as a floater.

The kitchen crew eulogizing Jody's many, many mistakes some more. Now Megan's mistakes. This actually kind of seems like a Thursday tradition for the house. Christmas and Alex mention how Megan was trying to push an all girls alliance. Paul thinks it could have worked with Christmas, Alex, Raven, Elena, and Jillian (as a number) but Megan, Jess, and Dom would have hosed it up.

Cody rambling about how people cowards for beating Jess down only from a position of strength and its a sign of weakness. Earlier this season he was making the exact opposite argument. He says when he's asked post show he'll bash the guys but not the girls because he'll "look like a piece of poo poo like them." Cody says he has nothing to lose after she goes and can't be hurt or attacked on anything more personal. Not that I'd want anyone to do it, but its weird he'd think Jess is more important than people attacking him being a father or soldier. Not that anyone should do that but once upon a time he said that was what he was most scared of.

Jess is getting nervous about being hated when she leaves. Cody assures here there's a lot of love for her "on multiple levels." Cody says no one respects floaters and they all love people who play hard. Jess says she's going to have a "very well rounded speech" today. Jess calls them Bonnie and Clyde. Cody says he rather die on his feet than live on his knees. He says the house is filled with people on their knees and no leaders. blah blah blah. Groupies, against the odds, "I had to nominate a third of the cast." Nothing is the fault of Cody and Jess getting in like 30 fights and pissing everyone in the house off. He says this is how history has always gone when few have stood up against many. Cody is Spartacus.

Christmas says her high school group of friends was like the movie Kids.

Paul talks about coming into the OTT season right after the showmance got broken up and tensions were real high so he just came in saying "You just got rid of one rear end in a top hat, so now you got me" and everyone was freaked out until he admitted he was just there to host a comp.

Cody rambling about how it too all their comp abilities and they "even wasted a HOH" to get her out so there was nothing they could do. Jess points out she sucked at the POV. Cody makes you excuses and says "God wants what he wants." I hate people who credit themselves for their successes and pull the "God's will" when they fail. gently caress you. You got beat. Be a man and give your competitor credit. Dickhead.

Paul claiming he could have gone to Harvard Law. Matt thinks he would have been an incredible attorney.

Kitties so probably HOH lockdown time. Only a couple of hours left of JodyCam!!!

Dingleberry2 posted:

I've never actually listened to one of Jeff's exit interviews, does he actually let them know how badly the hosed up their games, or is it just generic chat?

They're softball interviews. He stumbles into blunt questioning some time but he won't push back or anything and he basically knows the same surface level narrative stuff that Julie knows.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
So it's Jessica going now instead of Elena?

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
I wish we got a live feed of Jess when she finds out that she has a story on TMZ about her.

"You'll never believe it, you made it on TMZ! Its says you sexual assault people and are basically an escort!"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Its been Jessica since right around the POV Ceremony. Christmas tried to push the idea of Elena around the house but got a lot of pushback from Alex, Jason, Kevin, and Paul. She talked Josh out of it saying that if they tried to do it they'd be counting on Jason and Kevin who have both lied to them about votes before and potentially dividing the house. He saw reason and backed off and ever since then Christmas/Josh, Paul/Kevin, and Alex/Jason have all kind of been getting back on the same page after a few days of different agendas.

Plus Cody and Jess' big blowup/freakout/violence the other day cemented things. After that everyone including Kevin gave up any ideas they had of keeping Jody around and just want them out of the house.

Except Mark, of course. He still thinks they're innocent victims.

Tyree posted:

I wish we got a live feed of Jess when she finds out that she has a story on TMZ about her.

"You'll never believe it, you made it on TMZ! Its says you sexual assault people and are basically an escort!"

"They loved it."

99% sure that will be her answer.

Pretty sure it was her answer when it got brought up during the mob scene.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Feeds back on the last day of JodyCam.

Kevin and Mark discussing that they're both voting out Jess and are worried that if there's a hinky vote its going to come back on one of them. Mark says he hates it but he's doing it. Kevin says he just kind of likes Jess because she's from Boston but that's it.

Elena shows Mark where her stuff is in case she gets evicted. Elena says she caught Kevin and Jason whispering and then Jason said something confusing about the votes, so she's nervous. Mark says Kevin just asked him about making sure the votes are all set. Both Mark and Elena think someone's going to throw a vote at Elena. Elena is nervous and thinks she should pack. Mark starts to tell Elena that last night Cody told him people were gunning for him but Raven comes through and assures Elena she's fine.

In another week I might agree that someone will throw a hinky vote to frame Mark but I think everyone's just too nervous and wants Jessica out of her too much. Plus there's no need to frame Mark because he's already a massive target.

Mark gets Elena alone again and tells her that Cody told him Kevin, Paul, Alex, and Jason were gunning for him next week and tried to make a deal with Cody. Mark doesn't know if Cody was just trying to scare him but doesn't trust Paul. Elena says that Jessica has been saying someone has been leaking info to her and they tried to cut a deal with her, that Paul made a deal with "the other side of the house", and that Christmas has been throwing her name around. Mark and Elena reason out that the leaker has to be Kevin or Jason and Elena says a ton of words to point out the obvious that Kevin is sketchy and has been talking to Jody.

Jason comes in and Mark assures him he's voting for Jess. Jason says he was just worried about the votes all "spreading" the wrong way. Mark and Elena ask why people would do that and Jason freezes. Mark and Elena press and Jason is speechless. Elena say she knows something is going on. Nothing is going on, Jason's just dumb. Elena asks if she should pack and Jason says she's fine. Jason says they just wanted to make sure no one put a vote on Elena. Elena says someone will. Jason asks who? They ask who? Jason says he thought it was Mark's idea. Mark asks why it would be his idea?

Jason: This is why I shouldn't play this game.

Paul comes in and Elena asks if there's some kind of idea of spreading votes or if "every human being not on the block" is voting out Jessica. Paul says "Option B" and if there's some kind of plot its beyond him and he wouldn't pay any mind to it because that kind of poo poo stirring is passe at this point of the game. Paul leaves and Elena keeps pressing Jason who keeps getting confused. "I think I just made it up in my head." Josh comes in and asks what's up. Jason says they're voting out Raven. Josh says he'll kill everyone and "pots and pans ain't poo poo."

Jason explains the confusion to Josh that Elena just caught him and Kevin questioning Mark's vote and things got confusing. Josh says Marlena have played so shady and messy that they're squirming even now when its obvious Jess is going home.

Elena is nervous about things and Mark says they or Cody have to win HOH. Elena wonders if Cody took Kevin's deal and says it would go against his entire game (huh?). Mark asks if he should vote out Jess. Elena, "YES!" Elena says she questioned Jason because he has "genuinity" to him but she knows he lies well (yeesh). She rambles about how she can see people's "patterns" when they lie.

Paul checks on the paranoid duo and tries to make sense of this mess. Elena says Jason is saying stuff that doesn't make sense and recaps it. Paul calls Jason a spaz. Mark asks Paul if one of them is going up as a pawn if he wins HOH. Paul says no. Paul assures them that neither has wronged him and he understands their paranoia but he has other plans if Cody isn't available to take out. Paul assures her he knows at least five people badly want Jess out and no one wants to risk something going wrong.

Elena: Obviously someone is having a conversation about spreading votes or he [Jason] is literally erratic.
Paul: Both are viable options.

Josh thanks Mark and Elena for going up as pawns and calls them champs.
Mark: More people have walked through that door [Have Nots] than all week.
Elena: Uh huh.

Mark, you're not a Have Not.

Paul asks Jason what happened and he clears up that he was just badly covering that they didn't trust Mark's vote. Paul scolds Jason for making him have to play.

DR tells Jason to go to the Storage Room.


Marlena discuss dry humping last night and everyone knowing including the feeds.

Paul's antsy now and telling everyone not to gently caress around with the vote.

Josh is happy because its "Goodbye, JodyCam" Day!

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
If Cody and Jess weren't in the house I think I would despise Elena. She's paranoid, obnoxious, entitled, and a terrible BB player that constantly talks about how good she is.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, Elena's really flown under the radar thanks to Jody and Paul and all the other big stuff with Josh, Christmas, Mark, and others.

Like, in the first couple of weeks she was outright threatening Jason to get with numbers and telling him TO HIS FACE that he was irrelevant in the game. She, Matt, Mark, and Raven were really big on how Alex, Jason, Kevin, Ramses, and Josh were just non-factors in the game and were at their mercy even after the Paul/Christmas backdoor.

Its why she was so ANGRY by the blindside. And why she had that "Cody! Why are you making maverick moves! You're messing up my game!" DR they kept airing. Elena legit thought she was running poo poo for some crazy reason.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mark says goodbye to Jessica, tells her he loves her, and can't wait to see her after the show. He says he hates what people said about her this week and its pathetic that everyone has Josh's back. Jess says because he's an idiot so they'll just string him along. Mark says he's going to be honest and if there was a chance of her staying he'd give her his vote but he has to go with the house. Jess tells him to do what he has to do.

Jess calls Kevin into the Rose Room (her kingdom for the last few weeks) to say goodbye to him. Kevin tells her to look up his daughter who lives in LA. Then she calls Jason in for the same.

Jason and Kevin tell Paul and Josh why Jess called them into her throne room. Kevin doesn't get why she couldn't do that during the live show. Paul says because she hates him and others. Kevin doesn't understand it. Josh says he never had a problem with her. Jason says she's probably going to be mad when she sees his goodbye message.

Paul, Josh, and Alex still pressing Jason not to gently caress around with the vote. Jason says he was just "caught in an avalanche."

Mark and Paul get into a stupid argument about how many days are left or whatever. They both do their annoying thing where neither can admit they're wrong. Then they acknowledge that in real life they can't do that so when they're arguing and they know they're wrong they just get real loud and pretend they were always agreeing so they never have to admit they were wrong. They seem to think this is charming.

Kevin's got the trimmers. He asked who he should get next and Jess said "Alex." Alex is salty about it and says Jess is trying to get her face smashed in.

Paul's still trying to get to the bottom of this vote nonsense and asks Kevin if keeping Jess was part of the deal he tried to make a deal with Cody. Kevin tries to dismiss it as nothing and Paul gives up as he's been doing these last few days with Kevin. Paul's also started talking bad about Kevin to others so he's cutting bait because Kevin's too much of a wildcard.

Jody discuss that everyone's still whispering despite her clearly going home. Cody's salty about Mark adn says he doesn't give a gently caress about anyone. Jody blowing each other some more about how awesome they've been and they have each other. They're proud of how scared they made everyone. Yeah, that's why you've both been voted out pre-jury. Cody says he went from thinking he had to defend Jessica to being worried she was going to hit Josh with a spoon. That makes him proud. Jess, "That's going to air today." Jess says between that and her speech people are going to think she's crazy. She says she has to leave them with something to talk about. She can't believe this is the end. More "at least we have each other." Jess, "Is there a word bigger than love?"

In another time and place I'd argue that Jessica would abandon her plans for a prickish goodbye speech so she doesn't look like an rear end in a top hat, but I think she's too determined to be the center of attention and wants to think she threw everyone for a loop when really everyone is expecting her to do it.

Puppies so its officially the end of JodyCam!!!!!!

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