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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tobermory posted:

Well, someone had to do it:


Biblically accurate chihuahua

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
If you have someone coming into your house and stealing your book of passwords you have something more important to worry about than your book of passwords.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Milo and POTUS posted:

I would tattoo my passwords onto my butthole
Doing squats to cut down on password reuse.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Wee posted:

If you have someone coming into your house and stealing your book of passwords you have something more important to worry about than your book of passwords.
Well yeah, now I've got no rear end.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Slugworth posted:

Man, are those still for you? What is happening with my cerebral cortex????
My butt is never still, even so-called still images are in the constant state of writhing and flexing required to keep up with my job's 90 day password renewal policy.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Splicer posted:

My butt is never still, even so-called still images are in the constant state of writhing and flexing required to keep up with my job's 90 day password renewal policy.

Biometric Bum-grapes

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Humphreys posted:

Biometric Bum-grapes
Number two factor authentication

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Divining a new password by looking at the folds on your colon like a modern-day haruspex.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wee posted:

If you have someone coming into your house and stealing your book of passwords you have something more important to worry about than your book of passwords.

My mom did this, and then descended into dementia. :( It was a miracle that no one looted her retirement account.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

A Worrying Warlock posted:



Saw this in the wild:

PASSWORD BOOK
Notebook for all your favorite sites, usernames and passwords

Why the hell would you enable these people?!

I had a look round Amazon for these, and while some of them at least have discreet blank covers, you can also get the ones that say "ALL MY PASSWORDS :dumb:" on the cover to make it easier for thieves.

And just in case you wonder who buys those: I came across a user review with a photograph of a page with clearly readable passwords that the buyer had already filled in. :psyduck:

EDIT: Pics or it didn't happen:


(Whiteout added by me)

Dave Syndrome fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Nov 16, 2023

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Your German is showing.

Also, lmao at the :effort:, qwerty keyboard on the cover for a German edition. Also, Deppen Leerzeichen.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I have all the passwords in my book arranged alphabetically by password.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585443211967856672/1173678802287742976/rapidsave.com_-othe7htxt00c1.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You know what, I don't even wanna know

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
There's hydrated and there's HYDRATED!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Radio Paranoia posted:

There's hydrated and there's HYDRATED!

the color looks like that he wasn't hydrated enough

the volume says that he's nothing but carbon anymore

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

That’s just what pissing is like for the behemoth cocked among us (like me). Telling on yourselves here people

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Nobody Interesting posted:

MILO AND POTUS HAS poo poo OPERATIONAL SECURITY
YOU CAN STEAL HIS IDENTITY FROM HIS rear end in a top hat
GET PASSWORDS DIRECTLY OUT OF HIS ANUS
ACCESS HIS BANK ACCOUNTS AND TAKE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end
EAT MILO'S rear end

Gotta ask is this a Theatre Europe reference?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Pfft, I know a reversed video when I see one.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hope those are not actually pasta rings, those would not burn properly in a candle.

Serotoning
Sep 14, 2010

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
HANG 'EM HIGH


We're fighting human animals and we act accordingly
well I hope those are actually pasta rings, so I guess that leaves us at an impasse

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


impassta

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Goddammit. :golfclap:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Holy shiit!


So hot in here!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
drat that’s HARD!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

My passwords are all entirely made up from combinations of 💩, 🍆 and ❤️.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

axolotl farmer posted:

Holy shiit!

So hot in here!

chienandalusia
Feb 17, 2011

For gout sufferers here's the only thing that has worked for me:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095H9QV73?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder_k0_1_11&amp=&crid=3DYPP51Q29YJX&amp=&sprefix=notoginseng

It helps with RA and diabetic symptoms, as well. Thank me later.

For cursed image, here's barnacles on my knee joint from uric acid crystals when my knee swelled up after trudging around Italian cities for a week:

chienandalusia fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Nov 17, 2023

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BPZHwKH.gifv

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
If there's enough gout in your balls, you have forever kidney stones to pulverise in your high velocity pee stream. The result is a natural abrasive loaded waterjet cutter powerful enough to cut straight through your bathroom floor.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

New GWAR video looks and sounds amazing

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Another gout haver though mine's been gone since mid 2020. If you have allopurinol you might want to get a supply of colchicine to take in the event you do have a flare up. It's gone back down to like $5 with insurance, might even be less than that for people without insurance.

It's the oddest ailment, too. I've had it in my left knee then it started flaring in my right big toe and simultaneously getting less severe in my knee over the course of like two hours, and a really bad case in the knee can spill up and down the iliotibial band, as well, or at least that's how it feels.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

That’s just what pissing is like for the behemoth cocked among us (like me)

*peers into your anus* yeah, I can see it now

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Hell yes, I'd wear that shirt.
Hell no, I'm not Mormon.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




This isn't the blessed images thread

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ł ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


every men's bathroom at every music club no matter how many people are there

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

chienandalusia posted:

For gout sufferers here's the only thing that has worked for me:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095H9QV73?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder_k0_1_11&amp=&crid=3DYPP51Q29YJX&amp=&sprefix=notoginseng

It helps with RA and diabetic symptoms, as well. Thank me later.

For cursed image, here's barnacles on my knee joint from uric acid crystals when my knee swelled up after trudging around Italian cities for a week:



look at this guys pissy knees

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