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sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

A Spider Covets posted:

The other day, some hateful being at a restaurant put avocado in my omelette, and it made it all bad. why would you do that??

what the gently caress who even would ever WANT that

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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

VanSandman posted:

you really are SO loving RETARDED

(jk jk only teasing)

freal though you are. cuz reds are so bad.

jk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

you really are SO loving RETARDED

(jk jk only teasing)

haha for real though

i go to the experimental apple barn and get apples of apple strains before they're released to the public :smug:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

A Spider Covets posted:

it totally was. the avocado got all warm and mushed into the egg and ugh.

avocado only belongs in guacamole, nowhere else imo


e: honeycrisp

Guacamole is sick but avocado on sandwiches and in burritos is fantastic

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

haha for real though

i go to the experimental apple barn and get apples of apple strains before they're released to the public :smug:

is this a real thing

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
also i ate the banana but now i kind of want a fruit mix bowl after fruitchat but there's pretty much nothin else here at work

except apples

i'll eat one of those

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Don't get me wrong, I actually enjoy avocado. I just think it makes a lousy fruit.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Wrong


Wrong

Pick posted:

red delicious!! :buddy:

Wrong

Wildlife Analysis posted:

gently caress that Fuji all day

Wrong

VanSandman posted:

HELL YEAH WE ARE APPLE BUDDIES NOW

This person knows what's up, APPLE BUDDIES 4 LYFE

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Pick posted:

haha for real though

i go to the experimental apple barn and get apples of apple strains before they're released to the public :smug:

I grew up near an orchard so I believe that I'm the expert on apples here.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
gently caress pantyhose
gently caress skirts

go pants
go shorts

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I like shorts they are comfy and easy to wear

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

VanSandman posted:

is this a real thing

No. Each apple seed has the genetics to make literally billions of different types of apples, most of them inedible. That's why you never see apple seeds for sale, because you don't know what you'll get when you plant an apple seed. Breeds are maintained by cloning.

Pick posted:

haha for real though

i go to the experimental apple barn and get apples of apple strains before they're released to the public :smug:

A truly bold lie if I've ever heard one.

Goobish
May 31, 2011

also gently caress underwear. gotta let the lady parts breathe.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

have you even TRIED pink lady apples. they are delicious as crazy. also i wear both skirts and shorts, sometimes at the same time if i'm feeling like reliving 6th grade.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Donkay NOoo posted:

have you even TRIED pink lady apples

wait pink lady apples are a real thing? i'd never even heard of em

e: i'll be damned

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Donkay NOoo posted:

have you even TRIED pink lady apples. they are delicious as crazy. also i wear both skirts and shorts, sometimes at the same time if i'm feeling like reliving 6th grade.

Have you ever had honeycrisp
No lie I have turned down candy for a honeycrisp

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

is this a real thing

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
I'm not saying pink ladies are gross - they're super tasty

But they ain't no drat honeycrisp

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Women's Rights? posted:

I'm not saying pink ladies are gross - they're super tasty

But they ain't no drat honeycrisp

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

VanSandman posted:

Have you ever had honeycrisp
No lie I have turned down candy for a honeycrisp apple shaped candy

i fail to see the distinction

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

sword_man.gif posted:

wait pink lady apples are a real thing? i'd never even heard of em

e: i'll be damned

did you think i was trying to be funny or something. cuz i'm not funny first of all.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

i fail to see the distinction

Well yeah that's why they are the best

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Honeycrisp are really good, but SweeTango rates better on taste surveys, but people still don't want them as much.

Honeycrisp is weird because they were rejected for further development, then someone went back later and was like "hey these are good"

and they were!

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Donkay NOoo posted:

cuz i'm not funny first of all.

i'll never make that mistake again :supaburn:

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


sword_man.gif posted:

i'll never make that mistake again :supaburn:

:iceburn:

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
I've had a honeycrisp before. I was thoroughly unimpressed.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Apple pro tip: refrigerate them apples are good cold

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Pick posted:

Honeycrisp are really good, but SweeTango rates better on taste surveys, but people still don't want them as much.

it's those apple lobbyists always supporting incumbent apples can't get an independent in anywhere i swear to god

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
no joke, a well-managed Red Delicious apple tree gives motherfucking delicious apples, but the growers stopped giving a poo poo and now they're all school cardboard

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

I have romanced Anders one time just to see it and I am amazed it is an option and I am amazed the game does not link you to domestic abuse websites if you persist.

Gonna make a mod that actually does that, interrupts your game with pop ups. And substance abuse sites for Fenris.

Women's Rights? posted:

I wish all games had romance options, it would really appeal to me as a vagina haver :allears:

I don't mind games with romance plots, or even movies with romance plots I just wish the options were appealing and the progression/growth natural but maybe I'm asking too much?

Pick posted:

*immersion sustained*

[IMMERSION INTENSIFIES]

Wildlife Analysis posted:

gently caress that Fuji all day

This person knows a good apple.

Jenner fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Nov 20, 2013

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


i liked fenris but I'm pretty sure it's just because he had a boneable voice and liked red wine, the latter of which is a necessary quality in all potential mates

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Red delicious have been bred to be as red as possible

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
This reminds me of how I haven't had a candied apple in years. I want one.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

i liked fenris but I'm pretty sure it's just because he had a boneable voice and liked red wine, the latter of which is a necessary quality in all potential mates

dude okay one second of Realtalk here, Gideon Emery can sell the worst-written lines on the planet and his voice is intensely sexy

If Fenris were voiced by anyone else I'd probably hate him but fuckin' yee-haww good voice casting!

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

A Spider Covets posted:

i liked fenris but I'm pretty sure it's just because he had a boneable voice and liked red wine, the latter of which is a necessary quality in all potential mates


Welcome to the friendzone grapelover

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Pick posted:

dude okay one second of Realtalk here, Gideon Emery can sell the worst-written lines on the planet and his voice is intensely sexy

If Fenris were voiced by anyone else I'd probably hate him but fuckin' yee-haww good voice casting!

exactly! fenris's character sucks but that voice makes it work unnnghh

Him and Michael Wincott. Wincott could probably talk about a colonoscopy and I'd get excited

VanSandman posted:

Welcome to the friendzone grapelover

sleepover time

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Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

dude okay one second of Realtalk here, Gideon Emery can sell the worst-written lines on the planet and his voice is intensely sexy

If Fenris were voiced by anyone else I'd probably hate him but fuckin' yee-haww good voice casting!

Agree, Gideon Emery is just loving magical.

A Spider Covets posted:

exactly! fenris's character sucks but that voice makes it work unnnghh

Him and Michael Wincott. Wincott could probably talk about a colonoscopy and I'd get excited


sleepover time

Unh, yesyesyes. I am glad we are all on the same page here.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

exactly! fenris's character sucks but that voice makes it work unnnghh

I think Fenris, like DA2 itself, is 70% of the way to a good character but the other 30% is totally baffling and riddled with holes

thankfully two of those holes are functional :q:

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
i like jonathan adams because he sounds good + made a whole bunch of racist nerds mega upset

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

VanSandman posted:

Red delicious have been bred to be as red as possible

It's like how much more red can you get? And the answer is none. None more red.

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