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CheesyDog posted:Threesome/wife-sharing as a birthday gift (self.sex) Just do it! What could possibly go wrong??
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CheesyDog posted:Threesome/wife-sharing as a birthday gift (self.sex) Im just gonna start filling in this here murder-suicide police blotter
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Apr 17, 2019 02:48
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Pirate Radar posted:I know squat about family law and poo poo so I don’t know if there’s any kind of common-law possession or other marriage thing that will save divorce lady, but I kind of doubt her husband has actually found the One Weird Trick to loving over your ex-wife It’s a loving long con either way- he must have been planning this for 15 years?! What the gently caress
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Apr 17, 2019 02:49
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WIBTA for cutting of my "friends" HBO access right before next week's Game of Thrones episode. I know there has been at least one post like this before but here goes. I have hbo that I pay for alone. I have granted access to my account to some of my friends from college whom I know are huge GoT fans. Normally I have no problem with them using my account as much as they want to watch whatever they want. Last week I told the only one of those friends who lives in the same city as me that I was off on sunday night (I'm a bartender and normally work sunday nights) to watch GoT and would she like to get together and watch it. She said no, she had other plans that night but maybe next week. Ok cool. I just found out through the grapevine that she had a huge GoT watch party at her place and invited all our mutual friends including some of my coworkers (how I found out). She even invited them over next week because she "has her own HBO account now", her words according to my coworkers. She's still using my account and I never got an invite, explanation or anything from her, just a "no, I have other plans". WBITA for kicking her off right before her party next week?
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Apr 17, 2019 02:52
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Honestly, thats the least you could do.
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Apr 17, 2019 02:53
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA UPDATE: AITA for being upset with my wife for going out clubbing with her girlfriends, but she leaves her ring at home so she can get “free drinks”? I mean your wife an adult and not property so she can do what she wants imo. Maybe go out with her and put a leash or some bondage gear on her if it really bothers you that you don’t know what she’s doing when she’s not around you or you want to act out a control fetish. 
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Apr 17, 2019 02:57
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Change the password on the HBO account but do it just before the episode starts.
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Apr 17, 2019 02:58
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AITA for getting my boyfriend a couple of shirts and tanktops with my picture on it and a funny text to wear at the gym? He's working out pretty often and since I don't join him doing this (we sometimes go running together though, more into cardio myself) I've sometimes been worried that other girls might hit on him. To prevent this and make sure others know he's taken I've got him a few shirts and tanktops to wear with a picture of me on it. They read: This is my girlfriend [Picture] There are many like it but this one is mine. My girlfriend is my best friend. She is my life. I got that from Full Metal Jacket and thought it was funny. When I gave them to him he laughed and said I was being too concerned and that guys, or him at least, rarely if ever got hit on anyway. But he'd still might wear them occassionally but not like always since his friends would probably make fun of him if he did. When one of my friends found out about it she claimed I was being too protective and it might end up pushing him away from me in the long run. AITA here? I just want others to know he's taken and that they don't have to think they might be able to get a chance.
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Apr 17, 2019 02:59
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AITA for having sex with my boss for a promotion? Title says it all really. Neither of us are in a relationship. I was discussing my pay with my boss and hinted at "other" ways to get a raise, he picked up on what I was saying and I slept with him. He's mildly attractive too so not only did I get to sleep with him, I also got a promotion out of it. I told a friend this and she said it was unfair to other employees and that I was using my body to my advantage. And... She isn't wrong. hosed my way up to the top, now we're here. AITA?
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Apr 17, 2019 03:00
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Comradephate posted:Literally 100% of people who insist on going through their partner's phone are currently cheating. I'm pretty sure this is entirely true based on the stories in this thread. And on the privacy thing in relationships.....sure, there have to be some boundaries because everyone needs their own time and thoughts and life, but it's not "skinsuit" to have access to your partners phone. I know my wife's pin for the "hey, who just texted me" while she's driving, and I had her enroll her fingerprint on mine because of the regularity of her leaving her phone.....wherever....in the house and us watching a movie or something and I get the "ohhhh...where do I know that actress from...do you have your phone to check IMDB?" "Here have fun." It's just not a big deal to me. My VERY ONLINE habits are known to her, and she just shakes her head at most of the SA stuff. Dazerbeams posted:I don’t have a curfew on my husband or ask a million questions if he has plans for an evening that don’t include me, but sometimes my phone is in another room and I want to show some stupid video and his is right there. I didn't know you got an SA account! If you're still downstairs let me know if the washer is done. I need to run another load tonight.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:01
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AITA for asking my boyfriend to stop watching porn even though I still read erotica? We’ve been dating for only 5 months, we’re both 17. So I really don’t like the idea of video pornography because they’re real women and it really bothers me that my boyfriend getting off to images of other women. It is really disgusting to me and I do consider it to be a lower level of infidelity. I get that not everyone agrees but these are my boundaries. I’ve asked my boyfriend to stop watching porn as long as he’s with me because it makes me uncomfortable. He says I’m being unfair because I frequently read and masturbate to erotica online. I say that’s different because it’s A) text and B) all fiction. There’s no real person there. And it’s all imaginary. I tell him he’s free to read erotica too but he says he doesn’t find it appealing. I also don’t send him nudes because I’m worried about revenge porn and the like. You just never know. I told some friends recently about our arrangement and they all called me the rear end in a top hat in our relationship. Because I’m not letting him get off to anything. Are they right? Thanks.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean your wife an adult and not property so she can do what she wants imo. Maybe go out with her and put a leash or some bondage gear on her if it really bothers you that you don’t know what she’s doing when she’s not around you or you want to act out a control fetish. Did you not read the post? Fake edit: it was one line! 
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Apr 17, 2019 03:05
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WIBTA if I told my roommate to keep her “All Lives Matter” talks with her boyfriend out of our living room? My housemate Lyn has been calling her boyfriend everyday to help him with homework. He’s in the marines and this is his first time taking online community college, and Lyn has expressed that he’s pretty dumb and can’t write an essay to save his life. When Lyn calls her bf, it’s always in the common area for hours. She’s really loud, always shouting, and we cook, watch TV, and study out here, since our rooms just have bunks. This time it’s bad because the particular essay topic brings up heated political topics that none of us want to hear. For the essay, he wants to write about police brutality. She tells him that a good point to include is the Black Lives Matter movement. I hear him over the phone saying he doesn’t believe in that, he wants to write about All Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter. She says she agrees but the teacher/schools probably wouldn’t like that. They go on shouting about All Lives Matter and rap music being awful (idk how it got to that). We can hear this all over the TV and cooking noises, and he’s not even on speaker. My housemates and I (5 of us) think talking about this in the common area is extremely insensitive. Regardless of my views, this is a space where we’re all just trying to coexist without hearing this. Also, this is a college apartment on campus and my roommates were random. The essay has been taking days and today I was SO close to saying, “Dude Lyn I cant handle this topic of conversation out here. Can you take it to your room?” She loves stating her opinion and will defend it to her grave. I’m afraid this will trigger some bad reaction from her. WIBTA? EDIT: Since many are asking, we’ve made it clear that phone calls should be in your room. If your roommate is there, then go outside. We’ve always had a problem with her being loud but this is the tipping point. In terms of viewpoint, we all refrain from talking about politics. Many times she has tried to pick fights about gun control, veteran rights, LGBT+ rights, sometimes I do agree with her and sometimes I don’t! But I never engage, and I hate that she’s persistent in wanting us to listen to her talk about politics. EDIT 2: Its not just politics, but when she’s on the phone with her bf I’d say 60% of the time it’s about politics. Other 40% is fighting about food, culture, money, even petty poo poo like gifts they buy each other. We don’t like to hear them argue period. She always tries to get us to debate with her, but since we refuse, I think she at least wants us to hear her opinions through her phone calls.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:08
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Motronic posted:I didn't know you got an SA account! If you're still downstairs let me know if the washer is done. I need to run another load tonight. I may have married a goon but you’re not it. He tells me to stop reading this trash whenever I try sharing the juicier stories.  That 15 year husband is a piece of filth. Set his wife up all those years ago by getting the house before they were married, then replacing her with the best friend. Jesus. I hope she chops his dick off and sets the best friend on fire.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean your wife an adult and not property so she can do what she wants imo. Maybe go out with her and put a leash or some bondage gear on her if it really bothers you that you don’t know what she’s doing when she’s not around you or you want to act out a control fetish. Lol this is one hell of a hot take.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:14
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Lol he's been on probation for 3 of the last 4 months. He's an idiot
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Apr 17, 2019 03:26
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for getting my boyfriend a couple of shirts and tanktops with my picture on it and a funny text to wear at the gym? Holy loving poo poo what is WITH these people? Everyone gets flirted with. Being taken or having a shirt/ring/whatever won't stop persistent creeps (lol how has she, as a woman, not had that experience yet?) And like so what if some non-creep thinks they have a chance and flirt? Your guy says he's taken, end of story. God I hope he dumps her.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:26
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Scathach posted:Holy loving poo poo what is WITH these people? Everyone gets flirted with. Being taken or having a shirt/ring/whatever won't stop persistent creeps (lol how has she, as a woman, not had that experience yet?) Yeah like the shirt isn’t even funny it’s really kinda creepy.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:27
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It really just screams "pathetic" to me
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Apr 17, 2019 03:29
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Yeah the shirt is kinda edging from "I'm insecure I don't like seeing you be flirted with" to "I'm controlling and making sure you don't get out of my grasp." Girl needs some therapy.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:29
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Actually this is good, and cool, and normal.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:40
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Caesar Saladin posted:I just can't imagine the value of asking reddit about a situation between you and your wife, i feel as though the general demographic of that website will have no insight into what you should do with your marriage I think there's some value in crowdsourcing relationship opinions. It can be valuable to get 40 unknown opinions and then aggregate when you don't have access to 1 guaranteed-good opinion, particularly because everyone in your life is going to be biased. Compare and contrast to the value of getting specific financial or legal advice from reddit or any other internet forum, which are objectively bad ideas. Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I told my roommate to keep her "All Lives Matter" talks with her boyfriend out of our living room? I like this one because I am struggling to decide if I hate these people more for being extremely rude to their roommates or for believing that blue lives matter.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:42
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I think it depends on their relationship. It is basically either a hilarious joke or a really scary red flag with no middle ground though.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:43
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therobit posted:I think it depends on their relationship. It is basically either a hilarious joke or a really scary red flag with no middle ground though. I guess I see it as a scary red flag because I've been in a relationship that went from pretty awesome to holy gently caress really fast. As a result I'm pretty wary of people doing that poo poo and probably a lot harder on possibly harmless stories when I hear em.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:51
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Scathach posted:I guess I see it as a scary red flag because I've been in a relationship that went from pretty awesome to holy gently caress really fast. As a result I'm pretty wary of people doing that poo poo and probably a lot harder on possibly harmless stories when I hear em. Yeah I think if you for example were on the recieving end of it it wouldn't be funny and not just because you are a woman, although let's face it; it would be nearly impossible for it to be funny instead of scary with genders flipped. I don't think my relationship with my wife is such that it would be funny, but I have known some people that would think it's hilarious. The thing is though it has to be 100% a joke. If there is any jealousy or seriousness in it then it stops being funny and gets into scary movie territory.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:01
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AITA for going back to escorting after my ex broke up with me for not doing anal?quote:So I'm 26 and from 20-24 I used to be an escort. I was very upfront about this with my boyfriend and told him before anything happened. He had a few questions but was understanding. I was just finishing up university when we started dating and he had been with his fair share of women as well so he didn't really mind. His only request was we both get tested before anything happened in the bedroom which I was fine with.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:03
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for going back to escorting after my ex broke up with me for not doing anal? That's, uh, gross and sad.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:12
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Comradephate posted:There was really no need to read past Yeeeep. I found out from friends she alienated that not only was my ex going through my phone in my sleep to hunt for "proof" that I was cheating on her, but she had been cheating on me with her past ex because he'd do hosed up BDSM on her that I was uncomfortable with.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:19
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 quote:My cousins have pretty much always been thin and beautiful/handsome, basically “perfect” especially in our family’s eyes. I on the other hand have always been bigger, not huge just a little bigger than average. They have given me poo poo all my life about what, and the way I eat. Always calling me and my sisters fat. Basically ruined every bit of confidence I had growing up. In the past 2 years they have all gained weight, some more than the others but they’re all pretty big now and no longer “perfect” to their standards. Once a couple of months ago I went to visit one of them and I had an amazing time because I actually wasn’t judged for what I ate because he was eating like poo poo too. Now they’re all on these new diets and are somewhat working out more and saying they’re going to all get thin again this year, but I just really hope they don’t. I want them to suffer the pain of not being thin just like they made me suffer. I am praying these diets don’t work out for them and they stay this way.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:23
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quote:Throwaway since he knows my account. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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Apr 17, 2019 04:31
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for cutting of my "friends" HBO access right before next week's Game of Thrones episode. Yes cut access, text spoilers as you are watching, blow up the sept of Baelor. What Would Cersei Do?
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Apr 17, 2019 04:38
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quote:AITA for not wanting kids while wife keeps horses? Horse people. Not even once.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:17
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Comradephate posted:Someone else also points out that a VIP badge for the weekend is like $75, so the $3500 was almost entirely for a fancy hotel. I have friends who do weab conventions, but they always jam like 11 people into a station wagon and then sleep shoulder to shoulder on the floor of a motel 6, so it costs them like $7 each for the weekend. Sounds like a nightmare to me, but it shows that there is a way to do this kind of thing on the cheap if you are, for example, already in huge amounts of debt due to being a festie and a stupid person. Yup, anime conventions can be dirt cheap or at least cheap enough if you want them to be. I used to go to anime conventions like 3-4 times per year when I was younger. The train/bus/flight might have been kinda expensive, but the hotel room and other costs weren't too bad even towards the end of my con going days when I had a real job and I didn't cram like 6 people into a hotel room. I cannot imagine possibly spending $3500 on an anime con. Was she staying in a penthouse suite at the fanciest hotel? Going out for steak and omakase every night? Buying coke and hookers? I just don't get it. That's so insane.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:25
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So I used to have a coworker with little boys and she taught them all to sit so she wasn't cleaning piss up all the time. I now live in a house with a teenage/preteen boys that can't aim for poo poo and it's terrible. I'm all for teaching dudes to sit inside and piss standing when outside.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:41
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Clean men pee in the sink.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:56
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Sorry, ladies, its true.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:56
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Clean men to outside and piss on a tree 
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Apr 17, 2019 06:08
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Just piss into bottles and store them in the attic like a real man.
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Apr 17, 2019 06:13
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men love pissing on things. it's a fact.
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Xik posted:Just piss into bottles and store them in the attic like a real man. What, in the same place I keep my cumshirts? Not likely
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