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Prognosis Negative is apparently based on an actual screenplay that Larry David wrote, “...is about a single guy who is unable to commit to a relationship. He finds out an ex-girlfriend has six months to live and decides it's perfect...he can commit without worrying about the long term consequences.” boom boom boom posted:But Seinfeld took place in the late eighties Seinfeld ran until 1998.
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Cacator posted:Prognosis Negative is apparently based on an actual screenplay that Larry David wrote, “...is about a single guy who is unable to commit to a relationship. He finds out an ex-girlfriend has six months to live and decides it's perfect...he can commit without worrying about the long term consequences.” Oh my god, that's so horrible, and completely sounds like something Larry David would do in real life.
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Aug 15, 2013 00:30
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boom boom boom posted:That's a complete waste of time then. I swear there are a ton of people in this thread who are dead on the inside, the outside, and everything inbetween.
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boom boom boom posted:If they were making posters for the fake films as they were actually depicted in Seinfeld, that would be fine, That would be a valid thing for people to do. But what they did is just nonsense. The fake movies from Seinfeld if they were fake made today? That has no connection to reality at all. The whole premise is just gobbledygook. You are aggressively dull
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Aug 15, 2013 00:44
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boom boom boom posted:If they were making posters for the fake films as they were actually depicted in Seinfeld, that would be fine, That would be a valid thing for people to do. But what they did is just nonsense. The fake movies from Seinfeld if they were fake made today? That has no connection to reality at all. The whole premise is just gobbledygook. Go stand outside right now and feel the fresh air on your face or I will probate you.
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Aug 15, 2013 00:46
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Those posters are for the modern remakes. So there.
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Aug 15, 2013 00:48
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I'm not a Seinfeld guy, but I'm kind of in awe of those posters for how much they look like they could be for real movies. You could fool people with almost any of those.
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Aug 15, 2013 00:51
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penismightier posted:Go stand outside right now and feel the fresh air on your face or I will probate you. A goon going outside has no connection to reality and is not a valid thing to do.
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Aug 15, 2013 01:04
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Spatula City posted:I'm not a Seinfeld guy, but I'm kind of in awe of those posters for how much they look like they could be for real movies. You could fool people with almost any of those.
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Aug 15, 2013 01:21
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I am really, really sad that Checkmate is not a real movie. McKellen, Mirren, Irons and McShane is just the best loving cast ever.
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Aug 15, 2013 02:30
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Fake movie posters for movies we wish were real, you say?
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Aug 15, 2013 02:35
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boom boom boom posted:If they were making posters for the fake films as they were actually depicted in Seinfeld, that would be fine, That would be a valid thing for people to do. But what they did is just nonsense. The fake movies from Seinfeld if they were fake made today? That has no connection to reality at all. The whole premise is just gobbledygook. Just tell yourself these are the remakes of the films from the show. There. Done.
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Aug 15, 2013 02:36
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tliil posted:Fake movie posters for movies we wish were real, you say? Pascal Witaszek did such a great job on that. I've heard it was so good it got Disney to talk about it.
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Aug 15, 2013 02:37
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Pascal Witaszek did such a great job on that. I've heard it was so good it got Disney to talk about it. It's great and all, but I feel like any true Walt Disney biopic would need to be made by a non-Disney studio.
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Aug 15, 2013 02:39
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Aatrek posted:It's great and all, but I feel like any true Walt Disney biopic would need to be made by a non-Disney studio. Definitely, but I doubt they'd ever let that happen. Isn't there a sort-of biopic made by Disney being released soon?
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Lizard Combatant posted:Definitely, but I doubt they'd ever let that happen. Isn't there a sort-of biopic made by Disney being released soon? Saving Mr. Banks has Tom Hanks as Walt Disney (the poster for the film was predictably bashed just a few pages back) but it's not a straight bio-pic of Disney, it's the specific story of how he convinced P.L. Travers to let him make Mary Poppins. I have a feeling the real life unhappy ending to the story (Travers was furious with the final film, refused to let him or anyone else make another movie) will be glossed over. Also: It's been heavily hinted that Brad Bird's Tomorrowland will feature Walt in some capacity, but it might just be stock footage. TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Aug 15, 2013 |
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Aug 15, 2013 02:47
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Hope he's a head in a jar shouting antisemetic rants.
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Aatrek posted:It's great and all, but I feel like any true Walt Disney biopic would need to be made by a non-Disney studio. It's like the Uwe Boll documentary. The guy is the perfect subject and it could have been a great doc if it hadn't been produced by the same production company that produced the majority of his north american films. How do you deal with touchy subjects when the guy has been paying your bills for the last 10 years? On that note: 
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FishBulb posted:Hope he's a head in a jar shouting antisemetic rants. And telling the woman in paint and inks to know their place.
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Aug 15, 2013 02:57
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The MSJ posted:Those posters are for the modern remakes. So there. That was my assumption- Rochelle Rochelle is clearly the English language redux.
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Cacator posted:Prognosis Negative is apparently based on an actual screenplay that Larry David wrote, “...is about a single guy who is unable to commit to a relationship. He finds out an ex-girlfriend has six months to live and decides it's perfect...he can commit without worrying about the long term consequences.” In my mind, she recovers from her illness, he finds some way to break up with her, and then she gets hit by a truck.
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Aatrek posted:It's great and all, but I feel like any true Walt Disney biopic would need to be made by a non-Disney studio. gently caress, I want a movie on Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and the creation of Superman or William Marston and Wonder Woman, but I doubt either of those will be made because the former puts the current rights holders in a very negative light and the latter would add a layer onto a popular icon that makes the current rights holders very uncomfortable.
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There's a third one? Wentworth Miller clearly came out the winner among the the Prison Break brothers. In a similar vein:  edit: Young Freud posted:gently caress, I want a movie on Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and the creation of Superman or William Marston and Wonder Woman, but I doubt either of those will be made because the former puts the current rights holders in a very negative light and the latter would add a layer onto a popular icon that makes the current rights holders very uncomfortable. That Marston movie should be directed by Cronenberg.
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Young Freud posted:gently caress, I want a movie on Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster and the creation of Superman or William Marston and Wonder Woman, but I doubt either of those will be made because the former puts the current rights holders in a very negative light and the latter would add a layer onto a popular icon that makes the current rights holders very uncomfortable. I always assume we're fewer than three years from a Kavalier and Clay movie, which would cover all the broad strokes.
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I like that In the Name of the King one. Let's see more sword posters!
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Saving Mr. Banks has Tom Hanks as Walt Disney (the poster for the film was predictably bashed just a few pages back) but it's not a straight bio-pic of Disney, it's the specific story of how he convinced P.L. Travers to let him make Mary Poppins. I have a feeling the real life unhappy ending to the story (Travers was furious with the final film, refused to let him or anyone else make another movie) will be glossed over. Judging by the trailer it won't be glossed over - she's the villain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5kYmrjongg
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At 30 seconds in there is a completely bizarre CG shot of a car that looks like something from Microsoft Movie Maker. Also it seems to misrepresenting Travers as some kind of toffee-nosed tightshirt when she was actually a flamboyant zen bisexual. Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Aug 15, 2013 |
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Mr. Flunchy posted:At 30 seconds in there is a completely bizarre CG shot of a car that looks like something from Microsoft Movie Maker.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:At 30 seconds in there is a completely bizarre CG shot of a car that looks like something from Microsoft Movie Maker. God, that does look weird. It's like it doesn't have a shadow or something?
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There's a Tumblr devoted to fictional Troy McLure movies: http://youmightremembermefrom.tumblr.com/. Some of these are pretty amazing.
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Vegetable posted:I like that In the Name of the King one. Let's see more sword posters! I've owned that one for a while. Fun fact: They shortened the hilt to keep both the guard and the pommel in frame without it covering his face. Edit: Found a pic... 
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CaptainHollywood posted:Judging by the trailer it won't be glossed over - she's the villain. Well, I know the film derives most of it's plot and tension from the fact that she was reluctant, but I can't see the movie ending with her telling Walt to basically gently caress himself when he's a dick to her about her unhappiness with the movie. That said, I am kind of looking forward to the movie. I like that it acknowledges my favorite aspect of Mary Poppins (that Mr. Banks is the one who needs help, not the children) and I think the cast is spectacular and all look wonderful in their roles, even if Hanks doesn't resemble Disney even for a second.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Well, I know the film derives most of it's plot and tension from the fact that she was reluctant, but I can't see the movie ending with her telling Walt to basically gently caress himself when he's a dick to her about her unhappiness with the movie. Hanks doesn't resemble Disney physically but he does the TV spot where Disney starts flying perfectly. It's always better to find a person who can act like the person you want than look like the person you want. I have very serious doubts that Ashton Kutcher, despite looking like Steve Jobs with the hair and makeup, will be acting anything like him. Hanks is so good at acting like the people he needs to be, Chris Rock said he was one of the funniest comedians he has ever seen when Hanks was preparing for his role in Punchline as a stand up.
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It'll end with her being all mad and at the end she'll sneak into the side of the theater and smile when the supercajafrajalistik song comes on. ~fin~
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Some new posters for Troma's upcoming Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol. 1.  Why this is a two "volume" film, I have no idea. Lloyd Kaufman said it was done at the suggestion of Tarantino.
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Vintersorg posted:It'll end with her being all mad and at the end she'll sneak into the side of the theater and smile when the supercajafrajalistik song comes on. Hahaha that would be amazing.
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:Some new posters for Troma's upcoming Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol. 1. I'm a big fan of the original, but really feel that Troma has jumped the shark. Since around "Tromeo and Juliet" they've moved away from the "low budget but endearing" film to "over the top stupid and gross" style films. I'll watch it, because I watch pretty much every "major" Troma film, but I have low expectations.
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CopywrightMMXI posted:There's a Tumblr devoted to fictional Troy McLure movies: http://youmightremembermefrom.tumblr.com/. Some of these are pretty amazing. 
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