The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

PurpleXVI posted:

What else is happening in the Vatican?

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:25

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:17

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

I need that room to be an AI image

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:26

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Lt. Cock posted:

I need that room to be an AI image

Can't handle someone else stealing your style?

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:43

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

tehslime posted:

AI “art” strikes again

Witcher fanfic taking a bizarre turn

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:50

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Also what the gently caress is a trad

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:50

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

It's code for people who reject the results of the Second Vatican Council, especially the stuff concerning the Jews.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 22:57

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Also popular with �RETVRN� style fascists

# ? Nov 24, 2023 23:15

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Nobody Interesting posted:

Also what the gently caress is a trad

It's short for "totally rad", not surprised you didn't know

# ? Nov 24, 2023 23:32

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Lt. Cock posted:

I need that room to be an AI image

# ? Nov 24, 2023 23:35

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Can't post for 6 hours!

That desk is too clean. AI images are dumb.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 00:21

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

# ? Nov 25, 2023 02:21

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/kfRaDHc.mp4

# ? Nov 25, 2023 02:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Nov 25, 2023 04:26

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mCt7GhH.gifv

# ? Nov 25, 2023 04:45

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mCt7GhH.gifv

Maybe that's a lab coat and he works in a gynecologist office :colbert:

# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:04

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Takes No Damage posted:

Maybe that's a lab coat and he works in a gynecologist office

I�m no doctor but I�m certain they�re not supposed to ahegao their patients :gonk:

# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:11

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Reiche posted:

I�m no doctor but I�m certain they�re not supposed to ahegao their patients

Thinking like that is why you're not a doctor.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 05:39

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

Reiche posted:

I�m no doctor but I�m certain they�re not supposed to ahegao their patients

Insurance doesn't cover it, so most doctors don't bother.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 06:21

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Takes No Damage posted:

Maybe that's a lab coat and he works in a gynecologist office

maybe he works at planned parenthood and those are the tormented souls of unborn babies. hence the moans of pain.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 09:44

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Reiche posted:

I’m no doctor but I’m certain they’re not supposed to ahegao their patients

I'm not a girl goon but if I was I'd want my lady doctor to be studying vaginas 24/7. At work, at home, on their cell phone on the go. Just vaginas vaginas vaginas. If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life :sun:

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:12

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Takes No Damage posted:

I'm not a girl goon but if I was I'd want my lady doctor to be studying vaginas 24/7. At work, at home, on their cell phone on the go. Just vaginas vaginas vaginas. If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life

Madam, I consulted the internet and I'm afraid your vagina bones are missing

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:36

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

as a boner donor I could help for a nominal fee

# ? Nov 25, 2023 10:41

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

pfft, as if vaginas are real.
wake up sheeple!

# ? Nov 25, 2023 11:22

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

steinrokkan posted:

Madam, I consulted the internet and I'm afraid your vagina bones are missing

This isn't the Skyrim modding thread

# ? Nov 25, 2023 11:29

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

By popular demand posted:

pfft, as if vaginas are real.
wake up sheeple!

Vaginas are modified bussies

# ? Nov 25, 2023 13:01

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Penii are modified vaginas :science:

# ? Nov 25, 2023 15:43

Ogma: Jun 6, 2003; Let the festivities commence!

PainterofCrap posted:

Penii are modified vaginas

Gotta get a convertible. Then it makes that neat click-squish noise every time you flip it in or out.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 18:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The correct plural is penises or penes :colbert:

# ? Nov 25, 2023 18:45

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Ghostlight posted:

The correct plural is penises or penes

No need to be penil retentive about it.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 18:48

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Penopodes

# ? Nov 25, 2023 18:52

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

steinrokkan posted:

Penopodes

penopdes nutz

# ? Nov 25, 2023 19:52

Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

PainterofCrap posted:

Penii are modified vaginas

# ? Nov 25, 2023 20:19

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

this isn't even my final form (aging sucks)

# ? Nov 25, 2023 20:28

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

# ? Nov 26, 2023 06:11

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

Dick Fontaine posted:

Jesus: wait what, just boring wine? huh?

[🎵KISS FROM A ROSE plays from what was once the only source of fresh water]

Jesus: babaayyy

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:35

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

lol

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:10

tehslime: Jun 19, 2023

Milo and POTUS posted:

Do we even want to know?

I can�t imagine anyone here really would, no. Ignorance is tantamount to bliss.

Now having said that, I�ll bet any other goon here 100 bucks I can guess NOT ONLY what kind of site it is-but also the country it is/was based in.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 18:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?